GRAMMAR: IT’S NOT YOUR GRANDMA

Who would have thought?

NYT: Writes, Punctuation Book and Finds It’s a Best Seller

There are many possible reasons for the tremendous success of “Eats, Shoots & Leaves,” a spritely volume that leads the reader through the valley of the shadow of comma splice; refers to the apostrophe as “our long-suffering little friend”; makes a rousing case for the semicolon’s usefulness in, among other things, “calling a bunch of brawling commas to attention”; and describes Woodrow Wilson’s inexplicable visceral hatred of the hyphen, which he called -spectacularly undermining his own argument – “the most un-American thing in the world.”

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Writing an article about apostrophe abuse for The Daily Telegraph last spring, for instance, Ms. Truss held aloft a six-inch apostrophe on a stick in Leicester Square, strategically placing it so that the offensively titled Hugh Grant film “Two Weeks Notice” became, for a short, giddy interval, “Two Weeks’ Notice.” But what was most striking was how few people took her point.

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As for its title, it comes from a joke that begins, “A panda walks into a cafe.”

The panda orders a sandwich, eats it and then fires a gun into the air. On his way out, he tosses a badly punctuated wildlife manual at the confused bartender and directs him to the entry marked “Panda.”

Whereupon the bartender reads: “Panda. Large black-and-white bearlike mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots and leaves.”

I believe I’ll wait for the movie.

(Hat tip: Will Baude) [Will Baude what? -ed.]

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James Joyner
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Comments

  1. Will Baude for Food.

  2. Rodney Dill says:

    I love puns, who would’ve thunk it.