OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Photo By Las Vegas News Bureau, Brian Jones
Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. John Burgess says:

    “Yep, that’s right… I’m an asshole.”

  2. How much common sense do I have? Exactly this much.

  3. Mr. Prosser says:

    Is she still watching? She’s still watching, isn’t she? I’m this close to flame-out.

  4. Hey Norm says:

    Chances of me actually getting it up without the help of drugs?
    Yeah…exactly zero.

  5. Tillman says:

    “Heh heh. That fly won’t know what hit him!”

  6. steve says:

    It gets this big when I think about that slut.


  7. APL says:

    This is my latest score for understanding
    a womans’ reproductive rights.

  8. Michael Hamm says:

    Limbaugh gives Sandra Fluke the Brazilian F.U. Hand signal.

  9. It`s okay I`m the big Limberg cheese I can say and do anything I want.
    I got something on some mighty big guys.

  10. David says:

    The response given when asked about his odds on having “relations” with his wife anytime soon.

  11. rodney dill says:

    “Rush… what are the chances you’ve learned your lesson?”

  12. J-Dub says:

    2012 projected ad revenue

  13. Hey Norm says:

    “…I pucker up this big when me and Rick get together to mix us up a big batch of Santorum…”

  14. Michael Hamm says:

    Rush: Sandra, the feminized lib, can only dream of getting one this big.

  15. Gold Star for Robot Boy says:

    Now, (leer) the index finger on my right hand… Well, that’s still limp. This is where that Viagra comes in handy.

  16. DCTrojan says:

    Having (hopefully) run out of stupid things to say to entertain his simple minded followers, Rush resorts to shadow puppets. Look, a rabbit

  17. David says:

    Carbonite, I’m holding my breath till you come back. I mean it… Crap.

  18. Eric says:

    I take this many contraceptives. That’s why I’m not a slut.

  19. G.A. says:

    Funny captions so far…

  20. steve says:

    ” Average IQ of my listeners?”

  21. PogueMahone says:

    This doesn’t even come close to describing what a gaping assh*le I am.

  22. Peterh says:

    Limpball’s empathy factor multiplied by the compassionate conservative’s empathy factor still equals……yeah, you guessed it….

  23. Peterh says:


    That’s the most intelligent line to come out of you……evar…..

  24. Harrison says:

    Because of all the free birth control, her vagina’s circumference is now that size.

  25. rodney dill says:

    Due to the marvels of high speed photography Rush is finally caught with his mouth shut.

  26. John425 says:

    The exact number of media outlets who complained when MSNBC’s Ed Schultz called Laura Ingraham a “slut”.

  27. Yes, that’s right – this is the number of paying sponsors I will have by the end of next week.

  28. No seriously, Rick Santorum told me that if Miss Fluke used an aspirin this big, then it would not cost $3,000 for three years of law school.

  29. “How big is my brain these days? Well . . . “