Outside the Beltway

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1. John Burgess says:
   Monday, 5 March 2012 at 07:41

   “Yep, that’s right… I’m an asshole.”
2. Doug Mataconis says:
   Monday, 5 March 2012 at 07:42

   How much common sense do I have? Exactly this much.
3. Mr. Prosser says:
   Monday, 5 March 2012 at 08:02

   Is she still watching? She’s still watching, isn’t she? I’m this close to flame-out.
4. Hey Norm says:
   Monday, 5 March 2012 at 08:04

   Chances of me actually getting it up without the help of drugs?
   Yeah…exactly zero.
5. Tillman says:
   Monday, 5 March 2012 at 08:09

   “Heh heh. That fly won’t know what hit him!”
6. steve says:
   Monday, 5 March 2012 at 08:47

   It gets this big when I think about that slut.

   Steve
7. APL says:
   Monday, 5 March 2012 at 09:08

   This is my latest score for understanding
   a womans’ reproductive rights.
8. Michael Hamm says:
   Monday, 5 March 2012 at 09:13

   Limbaugh gives Sandra Fluke the Brazilian F.U. Hand signal.
9. Barb Hartwell says:
   Monday, 5 March 2012 at 09:45

   It`s okay I`m the big Limberg cheese I can say and do anything I want.
   I got something on some mighty big guys.
10. David says:
    Monday, 5 March 2012 at 10:10

    The response given when asked about his odds on having “relations” with his wife anytime soon.
11. rodney dill says:
    Monday, 5 March 2012 at 10:29

    “Rush… what are the chances you’ve learned your lesson?”
12. J-Dub says:
    Monday, 5 March 2012 at 11:21

    2012 projected ad revenue
13. Hey Norm says:
    Monday, 5 March 2012 at 11:31

    “…I pucker up this big when me and Rick get together to mix us up a big batch of Santorum…”
14. Michael Hamm says:
    Monday, 5 March 2012 at 11:55

    Rush: Sandra, the feminized lib, can only dream of getting one this big.
15. Gold Star for Robot Boy says:
    Monday, 5 March 2012 at 14:09

    Now, (leer) the index finger on my right hand… Well, that’s still limp. This is where that Viagra comes in handy.
16. DCTrojan says:
    Monday, 5 March 2012 at 14:14

    Having (hopefully) run out of stupid things to say to entertain his simple minded followers, Rush resorts to shadow puppets. Look, a rabbit
17. David says:
    Monday, 5 March 2012 at 14:59

    Carbonite, I’m holding my breath till you come back. I mean it… Crap.
18. Eric says:
    Monday, 5 March 2012 at 15:33

    I take this many contraceptives. That’s why I’m not a slut.
19. G.A. says:
    Monday, 5 March 2012 at 16:11

    Funny captions so far…
20. steve says:
    Monday, 5 March 2012 at 16:32

    ” Average IQ of my listeners?”
21. PogueMahone says:
    Monday, 5 March 2012 at 17:25

    This doesn’t even come close to describing what a gaping assh*le I am.
22. Peterh says:
    Monday, 5 March 2012 at 21:32

    Limpball’s empathy factor multiplied by the compassionate conservative’s empathy factor still equals……yeah, you guessed it….
23. Peterh says:
    Monday, 5 March 2012 at 21:39

    @G.A.:

    That’s the most intelligent line to come out of you……evar…..
24. Harrison says:
    Tuesday, 6 March 2012 at 02:38

    Because of all the free birth control, her vagina’s circumference is now that size.
25. rodney dill says:
    Tuesday, 6 March 2012 at 08:08

    Due to the marvels of high speed photography Rush is finally caught with his mouth shut.
26. John425 says:
    Tuesday, 6 March 2012 at 14:23

    The exact number of media outlets who complained when MSNBC’s Ed Schultz called Laura Ingraham a “slut”.
27. Donald Sensing says:
    Tuesday, 6 March 2012 at 15:33

    Yes, that’s right – this is the number of paying sponsors I will have by the end of next week.
28. Donald Sensing says:
    Tuesday, 6 March 2012 at 15:34

    No seriously, Rick Santorum told me that if Miss Fluke used an aspirin this big, then it would not cost $3,000 for three years of law school.
29. Donald Sensing says:
    Tuesday, 6 March 2012 at 15:35

    “How big is my brain these days? Well . . . “