Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, March 5, 2012
“Yep, that’s right… I’m an asshole.”
How much common sense do I have? Exactly this much.
Is she still watching? She’s still watching, isn’t she? I’m this close to flame-out.
Chances of me actually getting it up without the help of drugs?
“Heh heh. That fly won’t know what hit him!”
It gets this big when I think about that slut.
This is my latest score for understanding
a womans’ reproductive rights.
Limbaugh gives Sandra Fluke the Brazilian F.U. Hand signal.
It`s okay I`m the big Limberg cheese I can say and do anything I want.
I got something on some mighty big guys.
The response given when asked about his odds on having “relations” with his wife anytime soon.
“Rush… what are the chances you’ve learned your lesson?”
2012 projected ad revenue
“…I pucker up this big when me and Rick get together to mix us up a big batch of Santorum…”
Rush: Sandra, the feminized lib, can only dream of getting one this big.
Now, (leer) the index finger on my right hand… Well, that’s still limp. This is where that Viagra comes in handy.
Having (hopefully) run out of stupid things to say to entertain his simple minded followers, Rush resorts to shadow puppets. Look, a rabbit
Carbonite, I’m holding my breath till you come back. I mean it… Crap.
I take this many contraceptives. That’s why I’m not a slut.
Funny captions so far…
” Average IQ of my listeners?”
This doesn’t even come close to describing what a gaping assh*le I am.
Limpball’s empathy factor multiplied by the compassionate conservative’s empathy factor still equals……yeah, you guessed it….
That’s the most intelligent line to come out of you……evar…..
Because of all the free birth control, her vagina’s circumference is now that size.
Due to the marvels of high speed photography Rush is finally caught with his mouth shut.
The exact number of media outlets who complained when MSNBC’s Ed Schultz called Laura Ingraham a “slut”.
Yes, that’s right – this is the number of paying sponsors I will have by the end of next week.
No seriously, Rick Santorum told me that if Miss Fluke used an aspirin this big, then it would not cost $3,000 for three years of law school.
“How big is my brain these days? Well . . . “
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