OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM




Photo By Pablo Martinez Monsivais

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. smitty says:

    BHO: Ashton, I can make this woman to my right assume an absurd position using only my voice.
    Kutcher: Far out, Barack. I will gladly serve you another four years.

  2. Butch Bracknell says:

    Mr President!! I like Angry Birds!! Here, look at my tee shirt! My favorite is the yellow turbo bird…

  3. Jc says:

    “That is correct sir, the healthcare law means your wife cannot be declined coverage due to her Pre existing condition”

  4. KRM says:

    It wasn’t long before Mary needed both hands to keep smiling.

  5. rodney dill says:

    Obama: “OK, She’s stretching her face back, but I can’t tell what she’s being for halloween… A zombie?”
    Man: “Close, but no… Nancy Pelosi.”

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “No, you can not have a french fry.”

  7. Tillman says:

    OMG!!! (repeat as necessary)

  8. MstrB says:

    I must have killed more men than Cecil B. DeMille.

  9. Tillman says:

    A stark illustration of current identity politics: the white man definitely isn’t as swayed as the white woman.

  10. Hal 10000 says:

    “What is she doing, Mr. President?” “Like most of my supporters, she’s trying to cover her ears when the subject of Benghazi comes up.”

  11. JKB says:

    Having drunk the kool-aid, Kari felt her reason and accountability drain from her as she was assimilated.

  12. “Oh no! I left Kevin home alone!”

  13. Moosebreath says:

    Simon says, “Touch your cheeks”. No sir, your butt cheeks don’t count.

  14. “Obama sure will be surprised by my John Belushi imitation of a zit!”

  15. David says:

    Mr. President, when I put my hands like this do I look like a fish?

  16. David says:

    I was going to do the home alone thing, but stormy beat me to it.

  17. JKB says:

    And the forceps had by like this but I fought back and survived my mom’s abortion.

  18. KRM says:

    The campaign cheered the results following the field trial of the “Cindy 6000″ human teleprompter”

  19. rodney dill says:

    Obama: “Yep… she has the worst case of binderface I’ve ever seen.”

  20. Drew says:

    Oh my God! You’ll save Little Bird, too ?!

  21. Drew says:

    Wow!! Even when he just says “uh” I can feel the oceans recede and the planet heal!

  22. Drew says:

    I get to sit next to Whoopie on the View…….really!!!

  23. Drew says:

    Better:

    If I vote for you I get to sit next to Whoopie on the view……really ?!?!

  24. CSK says:

    “I can haz cheeseburger?!?!?!?!”

  25. KRM says:

    “She said my fly is open.”

  26. He who must not be named says:
  27. Tillman says:

    Stefon, what are you doing in Ohio?

  28. “Please excuse my wife, Mr. President. She suffers from SOS (Spontaneous Orgasm Syndrome).”

  29. It took the sildenafil (female Viagra) a few hours to kick in. But once it did, Ann was well on her way…to the town hall meeting with the president that is.

  30. Now don’t get your panties all up in a twist, but here it comes, ready? If elected for a second term, not only will I guarantee government mandated healthcare disguised as Universal Healthcare, but I will provide every American the opportunity – and by opportunity, I mean force — to buy shares of a bridge I happen to have for sale in Brooklyn.

  31. It took the sildenafil a few hours to kick in. But once it did, Ann was well on her way…to the town hall meeting with the president that is.

  32. Finally getting the reaction he was looking for all along by referring to the economy just once, President Obama abandoned trying to set a personal best in mentioning women’s reproductive rights the most times in a single campaign speech.