Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, February 25, 2013
Winners will be announced after Thursday PM
The 82d Airborne Division adjusts to sequester.
Members of the NLSA prepare to defend their right to keep and bear arms as part of a unregulated pseudo-religion in the face of no attempts at confiscation by non-existent Imperial agents not arriving in black TIE fighters
The Jedi Training Academy was given a major upgrade when it was moved from the swamps of Dagobah to a boxing gym in Brooklyn.
— A new generation of home-bound Jedi await Joe Biden’s instructions on firing their light sabers into the air.
— LED manufacturers rejoice.
“Excuse me….can you tell me when we will be mandated to use the stupid curlycue lightsabers that you can’t cut wet paper, don’t give off any light and are a danger the the galactic environment?”
Oh, Princess Leia, my light saber is drawn and erect. Only you have on me this special effect.
Someone tell the girl that the power of the light saber does not come from her navel.
At Allegheny College, students attending the I Heart the Female Orgasm conference learn how to handle the popular Hillary Clinton model with caution.
Star Wars fans learn how to handle those lonely Jedi nights.
The Jedi fell one by one as Kirk emptied his phaser, violating the Prime Directive once again.
Rodney Dill faces Jedi firing squad for skipping the Thursday caption contest!
Most students at the Jedi Academy passed “Lightsaber Combat 101” with high marks, collectively losing only five arms and two legs.
Jimmy instantly realized he was standing in an entire room of fellow virgins.
Heaven’s Gate has returned and training has commenced for their next mission….
When I heard the Tea Party crowd wanted to slash spending, I never realized they would do it with such style!
“These aren’t the 72 virgins you’re looking for.”
George Takei: “Oh My.”
After a lifetime of Oscars snubs, a bitter and broken George Lucas sends ragtag army of ruthless mercenaries to crush the Academy Awards.
People without dates
They can take away my guns, but they will never get my Light Saber.
May the farce be with you.
I think the disco mirror ball is a nice touch.
I find your lack of a proper stance disturbing.
Telescoping blades? Isn’t that covered by Feinstein’s assault weapons ban?
Half a league, half a league, half a league onward, all in the studio of Dance strode the sixteen watt geeks. “Forward, the Light Sabers!”
Proof that in street gang warfare, the light side has no chance against the dark side, brown side, or yellow side.
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