OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


Photo By Jeff Chiu Thu, Feb 21, 2013

Winners will be announced after Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. The 82d Airborne Division adjusts to sequester.

  2. Montanareddog says:

    Members of the NLSA prepare to defend their right to keep and bear arms as part of a unregulated pseudo-religion in the face of no attempts at confiscation by non-existent Imperial agents not arriving in black TIE fighters

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Where’s Yoda?

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The Jedi Training Academy was given a major upgrade when it was moved from the swamps of Dagobah to a boxing gym in Brooklyn.

  5. John Burgess says:

    — A new generation of home-bound Jedi await Joe Biden’s instructions on firing their light sabers into the air.

    — LED manufacturers rejoice.

  6. markm says:

    “Excuse me….can you tell me when we will be mandated to use the stupid curlycue lightsabers that you can’t cut wet paper, don’t give off any light and are a danger the the galactic environment?”

  7. JKB says:

    Oh, Princess Leia, my light saber is drawn and erect. Only you have on me this special effect.

  8. JKB says:

    Someone tell the girl that the power of the light saber does not come from her navel.

  9. Patrick McCain says:

    At Allegheny College, students attending the I Heart the Female Orgasm conference learn how to handle the popular Hillary Clinton™ model with caution.

  10. JKB says:

    Star Wars fans learn how to handle those lonely Jedi nights.

  11. Patrick McCain says:

    The Jedi fell one by one as Kirk emptied his phaser, violating the Prime Directive once again.

  12. Rodney Dill faces Jedi firing squad for skipping the Thursday caption contest!

  13. Most students at the Jedi Academy passed “Lightsaber Combat 101” with high marks, collectively losing only five arms and two legs.

  14. Tal East says:

    Jimmy instantly realized he was standing in an entire room of fellow virgins.

  15. Peterh says:

    Heaven’s Gate has returned and training has commenced for their next mission….

  16. Jeremy says:

    When I heard the Tea Party crowd wanted to slash spending, I never realized they would do it with such style!

  17. Jeremy says:

    “These aren’t the 72 virgins you’re looking for.”

  18. rodney dill says:

    George Takei: “Oh My.”

  19. After a lifetime of Oscars snubs, a bitter and broken George Lucas sends ragtag army of ruthless mercenaries to crush the Academy Awards.

  20. al-Ameda says:

    People without dates

  21. Michael Hamm says:

    They can take away my guns, but they will never get my Light Saber.

  22. He who must not be named says:

    May the farce be with you.

  23. He who must not be named says:

    I think the disco mirror ball is a nice touch.

  24. He who must not be named says:

    I find your lack of a proper stance disturbing.

  25. He who must not be named says:

    Telescoping blades? Isn’t that covered by Feinstein’s assault weapons ban?

  26. He who must not be named says:

    Half a league, half a league, half a league onward, all in the studio of Dance strode the sixteen watt geeks. “Forward, the Light Sabers!”

  27. Proof that in street gang warfare, the light side has no chance against the dark side, brown side, or yellow side.