OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Quark Side Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Quark Side Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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Photo By Jeff Chiu Thu, Feb 21, 2013

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Montanareddog – Members of the NLSA prepare to defend their right to keep and bear arms as part of a unregulated pseudo-religion in the face of no attempts at confiscation by non-existent Imperial agents not arriving in black TIE fighters (you can’t be too cautious – rodney)

Second: Donald SensingThe 82d Airborne Division adjusts to sequester.

Third: al-Ameda – People without dates

HONORABLE MENTION

markm – “Excuse me….can you tell me when we will be mandated to use the stupid curlycue lightsabers that you can’t cut wet paper, don’t give off any light and are a danger the the galactic environment?”

He who must not be named – Telescoping blades? Isn’t that covered by Feinstein’s assault weapons ban?

OzarkHillbilly – The Jedi Training Academy was given a major upgrade when it was moved from the swamps of Dagobah to a boxing gym in Brooklyn.

John BurgessA new generation of home-bound Jedi await Joe Biden’s instructions on firing their light sabers into the air.

JeremyWhen I heard the Tea Party crowd wanted to slash spending, I never realized they would do it with such style!

Patrick McCainThe Jedi fell one by one as Kirk emptied his phaser, violating the Prime Directive once again.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Seth McFarlane required a heavier security detail after botching the Oscar’s hosting gig.

Biden: “Yup, just stand on the back porch and fire up one of these babies and nobody is gonna mess with ya.”

Obama takes up a different form of skeet shooting.

Congress prepares for the sequestration battle.

Luke, I am your batter (it is spring training camp time after all)

The Thursday Contest in actuality has been here before.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Moosebreath says:

    Clearly, Obama came up with his Jedi Mind Meld comment too late for this contest.

  2. rodney dill says:

    @Moosebreath: Still can make the current contest