OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced after Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Captain Kirk awards the Oscar for Best Alien in a Documentary to Rob Lowe.

  2. Mikey says:

    Incoming call from the Big Giant Head…

  3. physics geek says:

    “And this monitor makes my ass look THIS big.”

    “There’s someone on this TV screen. Some thing.”

  4. “No, Seth, I won’t beam you out of there. You’re stuck with it.”

  5. JKB says:

    “Seth….What…..the hell was that?” “With boobs….it’s don’t sing….just look”

  6. Mr. Prosser says:

    I come all the way back from 2289 and I find this? I’ve have more entertainment with a hold full of Tribbles!

  7. Moosebreath says:

    Why are you dragging me to the Oscars? My TV shows were always better than my movies.

  8. Mr. Spock says:

    “Yes, Seth, you saw their boobs. And now you’re showing your ass.”

  9. John Burgess says:

    “Do not, DO NOT look behind the curtain! I’m busy with Michelle here.”

  10. rodney dill says:

    Shatner: “…but I wanted to see the First Lady’s boobs.
    MacFarlane: “Barry and Joe weren’t available.”

  11. G.A.Phillips says:

    “Do not, DO NOT look behind the curtain! I’m busy with Michelle here.”

    Wookie sex..yuck…

  12. Drew says:

    “Obama !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

  13. PogueMahone says:

    “Seth! You’re better than this… I don’t mean the distasteful jokes… I mean the Oscars.”

  14. jd says:

    Seth! That woman! Behind you!! With that sledgehammer!!

  15. Pharoah Narim says:

    I KNEW you were that voice in my head!

  16. “Correction, Seth. Star Trek: The Motion Picture was so long it only felt like you were watching a musical…Or you, hosting the Oscars.”

  17. Montanareddog says:

    Old man in polyester bores the universe to death with anecdotes from his last fishing trip

  18. Blow me up, Scotty.

  19. Star Trek ironies, you ask? Well, I remember the time when I was this far into Yeoman Rand when all hailing frequencies were opened. Next question please.

  20. orbitup says:

    “It’s an honor to present the years worst film here at the Rotten Tomato Awards…”

  21. In the parallel universe, Evil Kirk goes on yet another f*ckin’ power trip.

  22. William Shatner shows in graphic detail why he nominated Barack Obama for the Nobel Piece Prize.

  23. M. Bouffant says:

    Sand … wich this … big.