Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, September 15, 2011
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Huntsman thought bubble, “We’re going to nominate this goober?”
Perry: “So then, you take the needle filled with Gardisil and…………..”
Along with Michelle Bachman — Almond Joy, Baby Ruth, and Snickers were invited to attend,
“Ready… Aim… FIRE!”
John Huntsman: “No, no, no…. I can’t be both of your seconds.”
John Huntsman, a man in the shadow of greatness.
Rick Perry, the “Rock ‘Em, Sock ‘Em Fighter” for you!
We are so screwed.
His hair was perfect.
I’ve got a penny in one of my hands, whichever one of you picks it can be my vice president.
The crowd chants, “Two men enter, one man leaves.”
Don’t mess with Texas.
Put ’em up, put ’em up. Which one of you is first? I’ll fight you both together if you want. I’ll fight you with one paw tied behind my back. I’ll fight you standing on one foot. I’ll fight you with my eyes closed . . . . .
Perry: The next debate should include a round of Rock ‘Em Sock ‘Em Robots.
“Oh God D*mn, how am I losing to these guys?”
At least it gives me a reason to watch the next debate.
Okay, this time I mean it, if he seriously f@$%ing wins, I am moving to China for good.
Okay, seriously folks, I have to stand between THESE TWO to get attention?
And here kids, you see see the very first game of Democrat, Democrat, Looney Tunes being played.
I thought it was bad, but now that he’s talking to just us… well… god help us.
You see Ron and Jon, you just SAY you’re gonna cut taxes and spending, and then when you get elected, you spend like a sailor, take liberties away, and kick all those idiots to the curb. You have to quit sounding like you REALLY MEAN it Ron.
Seriously, One f@%!ing percent of people choose me rather than these guys. Seriously?
OMG, I think he seriously believes what he is saying….
What!? You wanna fight like this old man? I’ll whip yer ass crow bar mustache style if I have to!
“I don’t care! Obama is awesome!”
“Okay, one more time. Ron wants ham on rye. Jon wants pastrami on wheat, and I want tuna on white.”
“I changed my mind.
“So did I.”
“I ate more tuna as governor of Utah than you have as governor of Texas.”
“Look, paper rock scissors doesn’t work if you don’t play. Let’s try again. Loser has to rebut Bachmann.”
Oh, stop it, you guys. OK, yeah, it’s true, I wanted her so bad. So I gave Todd a left, and then a right like this. After that night she and I have talked. I’ll show you an “active” role for the Vice President allright……”
Perry: “No Ron, it’s called Rock, Paper, Scissors!”
Perry: Keep fighting, Ron. You’ll be back to the 19th century in no time!”
Huntsman thought bubble: “They never told me I’d have to campaign against real men!”
No, you put the lime IN the coconut.
Wait a second there, who is Glen Rice?
Rick teaches Ron the subtleties of the Chicken Dance in time for Ron’s daughter’s wedding reception.
“You’ll knock ’em dead, old man”
Backstage, leading GOP presidential contenders’ iron out their ideological differences with a contentious game of Rock-Paper-Scissors.
“Okay, Rick. I get your point about social security being unconstitutional and all. But, um, are you crazy?!”
“Social Security unconstitutional? Now that’s something I’d expect Ron to say.”
Backstage, Ron reminds Rick of the cease and desist order prohibiting him from prefacing any phrase with the word “unconstitutional” in it.
GOP presidential contenders strategize over the moderator’s debate rule prohibiting the use of the terms “tax cuts”, “no government regulation” and “job creators” in their rebuttals.
“Let’s see…I’ll play Bernstein. Ron, you can be Woodward. And Huntsman, you’re ‘Deep Throat.”
After each answer I give, I knuckle tap myself to keep my confidence high.
“One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them.”
We’re gonna need a bigger shovel.
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