OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

A person wearing a costume to resemble the Star Wars character of Boba Fett crosses the street during the 2014 Comic-Con International Convention in San Diego

REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni

Winners will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Ever since Jaba, I just don’t seem to fit in anywhere.

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    South Beach is no place for a Jedi knight to be.

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    I’ve heard of people losing their homes before, but a galaxy? How do you misplace a whole galaxy?

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    OK, that was strike three and I’m out. Next batter up.

  5. Go straight from Comic Con to the job interview they said. It will work out fine they said.

  6. DrDaveT says:

    These new post-concussion protocols are a complete pain in the @ss.

  7. Peacewood says:

    “Hey man, spare a bounty hunter some change? The last few years for me really were the Pits.”

  8. al-Ameda says:

    “So, I’m what passes for diversity around here?”

  9. Pinky says:

    Begun the Southern California Clone War has.

  10. Surreal American says:

    I swear the next time someone says to me I should pursue a Solo career, I’m gonna…

  11. John425 says:

    Secretary of State John Kerry visits Israel.

  12. Pinky says:

    Jar Jar has to wear a disguise or he’ll be beaten by angry Star Wars fans.

  13. Pinky says:

    recommended attire for the Irish spending more than half an hour in the sun

  14. Pinky says:

    Just a reminder, police across the country are cracking down on drunken jetpack driving. If caught, you can face fines, jail time, and loss of license. So remember to think before you drink.

  15. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.”

  16. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Beam me up. There is no intelligent life down here.

  17. OzarkHillbilly says:

    If this were Texas or Florida, I could carry my blaster. But nooooooo….. I had to crash in California.

  18. OzarkHillbilly says:

    I guess I should have stopped and asked directions.

  19. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Great. Just great. I have to blow a X3-99Z40 Lobelierator in the only solar system without a parts store.

  20. OzarkHillbilly says:

    I could have sworn he said take a left at Ganymede.

  21. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Even superheroes have it tough in this economy….

  22. rodney dill says:

    Mostly harmless?

  23. Guarneri says:

    Cleverly disguised as his alter ego, the Bear was loose.

  24. charles austin says:

    Robert? Robert A. Fett, is that you?

  25. charles austin says:

    Jango unchained.

  26. charles austin says:

    Boba Fett prepares to give testimony to the IPCC about using the carbon freeze process to sequester excess carbon by using it to silence global warming denialists.

  27. charles austin says:

    A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… well, yesterday a few blocks from the Convention Center…

  28. Pinky says:

    Once you’re a Fett, you’re a Fett all the way…

  29. markm says:

    “I got it for $12 and the guy swore it was Ebola proof”

  30. John425 says:

    “Attention Earthlings: My name is Barack Obama and this whole thing is alien to me”.

  31. He who must not be named says:

    The expendable.

  32. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Ha Ha, while the other guys said “I’m Spartacus, I slipped out and walked away!”

  33. PAUL HOOSON says:

    You think this superhero’s life is bad? His brother is a magician and sawed a woman in half, and made one problem into two…

  34. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Well, his life is at least better than James Brady. That life changing event is how it became The Brady Bill…. The Brady Bill….The Brady Bill… That’s how it became The Brady Bill…

  35. PAUL HOOSON says:

    What, the Batmobile out of service, Boy Wonder?

  36. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Thank God I gave up welding….”

  37. PAUL HOOSON says:

    His life is at least better than James Brady…..At one low point, Brady told his friends, “Oh, I need this like I need a hole in my head…”

  38. charles austin says:

    Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk that I’m Boba Fett, no time to talk.
    Jabba’s loud and Sarlacc’s warm, I’ve been on the go since I was cloned.
    And now it Jedis, but it’s ok, although I chose a darker way,
    But we can try to understand the midichlorian effect on man.
    Though I’ve got no brothers, no father or a mother,
    I’m stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive…

  39. He who must not be named says:

    I’ve watched C beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. No, wait, that wasn’t me.

  40. Mu says:

    Jaywalking ticket – me, who’s faced Dark Lords of the Sith

  41. rodney dill says:

    “Hey look! It’s Boba.”
    “No Sith.”

  42. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Luke, I’m your incredibly gay half-brother” – From the film, THE EMPIRE WEARS CASHMERE

  43. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “I don’t get this MONTY PYTHON skit? It makes BENNY HILL look positively philosophical and deep by comparison…”

  44. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “I don’t think we should have had that STAR WARS director work on this remake of MIDNIGHT COWBOY…”

  45. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Is it just me, or are Gus Van Sant’s films getting harder to comprehend…”

  46. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Look, it’s that never had a girlfriend superhero from the Comic Con Convention……Hands Solo”.

  47. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “I don’t think we should have had that MIDNIGHT COWBOY director work on this new STARS WARS project….”

  48. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Woman One:”Wow, what’s the name of that superhero?’

    Woman Two: “Never answers his cell phone…”

  49. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Superhero: “I was watching that Presidential news conference today, but then President Obama took that weird break in between…”

    Friend: “What did he have to say?”

    Superhero: “I’ll be White-Black…”

  50. PAUL HOOSON says:

    This superhero deeply regrets the fact that Paul Hooson is more Irish and less Jewish. If it was the other way around, his jokes would be much better….