OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni
Winners will be announced next weekend.
REUTERS/Mario Anzuoni
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced next weekend.
Ever since Jaba, I just don’t seem to fit in anywhere.
South Beach is no place for a Jedi knight to be.
I’ve heard of people losing their homes before, but a galaxy? How do you misplace a whole galaxy?
OK, that was strike three and I’m out. Next batter up.
Go straight from Comic Con to the job interview they said. It will work out fine they said.
These new post-concussion protocols are a complete pain in the @ss.
“Hey man, spare a bounty hunter some change? The last few years for me really were the Pits.”
“So, I’m what passes for diversity around here?”
Begun the Southern California Clone War has.
I swear the next time someone says to me I should pursue a Solo career, I’m gonna…
Secretary of State John Kerry visits Israel.
Jar Jar has to wear a disguise or he’ll be beaten by angry Star Wars fans.
recommended attire for the Irish spending more than half an hour in the sun
Just a reminder, police across the country are cracking down on drunken jetpack driving. If caught, you can face fines, jail time, and loss of license. So remember to think before you drink.
“Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid.”
Beam me up. There is no intelligent life down here.
If this were Texas or Florida, I could carry my blaster. But nooooooo….. I had to crash in California.
I guess I should have stopped and asked directions.
Great. Just great. I have to blow a X3-99Z40 Lobelierator in the only solar system without a parts store.
I could have sworn he said take a left at Ganymede.
Even superheroes have it tough in this economy….
Mostly harmless?
Cleverly disguised as his alter ego, the Bear was loose.
Robert? Robert A. Fett, is that you?
Jango unchained.
Boba Fett prepares to give testimony to the IPCC about using the carbon freeze process to sequester excess carbon by using it to silence global warming denialists.
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away… well, yesterday a few blocks from the Convention Center…
Once you’re a Fett, you’re a Fett all the way…
“I got it for $12 and the guy swore it was Ebola proof”
“Attention Earthlings: My name is Barack Obama and this whole thing is alien to me”.
The expendable.
“Ha Ha, while the other guys said “I’m Spartacus, I slipped out and walked away!”
You think this superhero’s life is bad? His brother is a magician and sawed a woman in half, and made one problem into two…
Well, his life is at least better than James Brady. That life changing event is how it became The Brady Bill…. The Brady Bill….The Brady Bill… That’s how it became The Brady Bill…
What, the Batmobile out of service, Boy Wonder?
“Thank God I gave up welding….”
His life is at least better than James Brady…..At one low point, Brady told his friends, “Oh, I need this like I need a hole in my head…”
Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk that I’m Boba Fett, no time to talk.
Jabba’s loud and Sarlacc’s warm, I’ve been on the go since I was cloned.
And now it Jedis, but it’s ok, although I chose a darker way,
But we can try to understand the midichlorian effect on man.
Though I’ve got no brothers, no father or a mother,
I’m stayin’ alive, stayin’ alive…
I’ve watched C beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser Gate. No, wait, that wasn’t me.
Jaywalking ticket – me, who’s faced Dark Lords of the Sith
“Hey look! It’s Boba.”
“No Sith.”
“Luke, I’m your incredibly gay half-brother” – From the film, THE EMPIRE WEARS CASHMERE
“I don’t get this MONTY PYTHON skit? It makes BENNY HILL look positively philosophical and deep by comparison…”
“I don’t think we should have had that STAR WARS director work on this remake of MIDNIGHT COWBOY…”
“Is it just me, or are Gus Van Sant’s films getting harder to comprehend…”
“Look, it’s that never had a girlfriend superhero from the Comic Con Convention……Hands Solo”.
“I don’t think we should have had that MIDNIGHT COWBOY director work on this new STARS WARS project….”
Woman One:”Wow, what’s the name of that superhero?’
Woman Two: “Never answers his cell phone…”
Superhero: “I was watching that Presidential news conference today, but then President Obama took that weird break in between…”
Friend: “What did he have to say?”
Superhero: “I’ll be White-Black…”
This superhero deeply regrets the fact that Paul Hooson is more Irish and less Jewish. If it was the other way around, his jokes would be much better….