Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced Thursday PM

Winners from last Thursday may be delayed as this is a travel day for me.

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. G.A.Phillips says:

    And I was told global warming was a bad thing, look how much bigger and healthier these penguins look, with just little Sunshine and warm weather.

  2. G.A.Phillips says:

    The Anchorage Daily News has endorsed Barack Obama for President.

    I imagine that this endorsement will tend to have some more weight than newspaper endorsements typically do. Not much more weight, but some. It’s certainly more likely to get attention.

  3. Lindy R. Dole says:

    The Enumclaw contigency was Black and White and Bred all over.

  4. elliot says:

    First penquin: “ where is Jennifer Aniston like you promised?”

  5. FormerHostage says:

    “Hi, I’m a MAC”
    “Hi, we’re LINUX”

  6. FormerHostage says:

    Oh, sorry. This is the “Swimmer” party. The “Schwimmer” party is down the hall.

  7. Hodink says:

    Drudge Report:
    Schwimmer dates Hef’s quadruplet exes.
    Opens fitness center.

  8. Timmer says:

    No seriously, after “Friends,” best I could do.

  9. Bithead says:

    * Opus, Opus, Boy George, Ops, and Opus

    * Outside the Red Lobster in time for the Calamari Special

    * Monty Python’s first x-rated film, entitled “Oh, intercourse the penguin!”

    * Look, David, the bottom line is that being perfect, we didn’t NEED to evolve!

    * Tonight on PBS… Ballpoint penguins; an endangered species.

    * Paul Penguin was getting up there in years, and was a little hard of herring.

  10. John425 says:

    Penguin in the middle speaks out for the Jenny Craig Diet.

  11. hpb says:

    Schwimmer: “Tuxedos? I didn’t know this was supposed to be formal.”

  12. John425 says:

    Four gleeful penguins look forward to fertilizing middle penguin’s eggs!

  13. Floyd says:

    ADA proudly claims credit for hiring four new carrier pigeons!

  14. Floyd says:

    The cast of “Friends” come together for an 11th season!

  15. Floyd says:

    Cleverly disguised as a member of the Antarctica delegation, Gore’s assassin makes his escape!

  16. Floyd says:

    Wow! look at those pretty pink “flamigo dancers”
    nothin’ like that back home!

  17. Floyd says:

    Hey, guys, keep the Cuban accent and they have to let us stay!

  18. Floyd says:

    After several successful clonings, confidence rises when “he” says in unison…..
    “Tennessee Tuxedo will NOT fail!”

  19. Floyd says:

    C’mon and see,see,see,see,see,see,see,see,see,see,see see…….Oh nevermind!

  20. Floyd says:

    Fans come all the way to Anchorage,from as far away as Antarctica, for the “Chilly Willy Film Festival”

  21. Floyd says:

    “Enquirer” Headline……
    “Burgess Meredith, successfully cloned after years of storing his frozen DNA!”

  22. Cowboy Blob says:

    Dave Schwimmer began to understand why anchovies were becoming less popular as a pizza topping… they attracted that kind of crowd.

  23. hpb says:

    One of these things is not like the others,
    One of these things just doesn’t belong,
    Can you tell which thing is not like the others
    By the time I finish my song?

  24. Lynne says:

    As the rest of the “Friends” have moved on with their lives, Ross tries to assuage his loneliness with his new posse of penguins.

  25. If Palin makes it to the White House, you know where we’re heading!

  26. Palin’s Republican consultants!

  27. Elmo says:

    Hey David …. have you heard the one about Sarah Palin and the sailor?

    Three Killer Whales walk into a bar …..

    Schwimmer’s remake of Eddie Murphy’s Party All the Time, failed to ignite MTV viewers.

    Ever dream about being a bigtime Hollywood actor? Don’t wait … call 1-800-Flakey Weasels now, for rush delivery of our full color glossy brochure. With important details on how you too can climb the stairway to the stars!

    If you wanna be happy
    For the rest of your life
    Never make a pretty chick your wife
    So for my personal point of view
    Get an ugly bird to marry you

  28. Elmo says:

    Gorged on a continuous nonstop diet of MSNBC krill. Four members of the Obamanation, merrily waddle to the polls.

    Tired of Elephant Seals kicking sand in your face? Fed up with getting pushed around the beach? Try Gold’s Gym new one month trial membership. We will pump you up!

  29. John425 says:

    Conferees take a photo break during “Global Warming” convention in Gila Bend, AZ.

  30. hpb says:

    Four penguins and David Schwimmer are driving through Nevada. The car breaks down in a small town off the highway. They stop in at a body shop.

    A mechanic tells them, “well it’s going to take an hour for me to figure out the problem, take a look around the town and come back in about an hour.”

    They walk around the town, and notice it is very hot out. Walking along they discover an ice cream shop. So they stop and order some vanilla ice cream. The penguins are unable to hold forks, so they just starts shoveling ice cream into their mouths, and make an enormous mess.

    When they return to the shop the mechanic turns to them and says, “it looks like you blew a seal.”

    Schwimmer replies, “No, it’s just ice cream!”

    [My apologies to the original.]

  31. Rachel Edith says:

    Voice of The Count on “Sesame Street” – “The number of the day is 4. One Two Three Four … Five? Hey Schwimmer, this is Count von Count. Get lost. You’re messing up my count.”

  32. John425 says:

    Fraudulent Obama donors gather at DailyKos convention

  33. Bithead says:

    * Hoboken?!!?!?!?!?? I’m Dyin’…… dyyyyyyinnnnn’…

    * Come along, my little booboochitos.

    * “Quick! Throw me a mackeral!”

    * Do you want the calamari or the squid?