Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, May 2, 2013
Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM
BREAKING NEWS Panda in solidarity with prisoners at GITMO, joins hunger strike. When asked, Jay Carney blamed the sequester.
Really, a congressman wants to eliminate most U.S. economic data? I give up.
Mitch McConnell is exhausted because doing nothing is really hard work.
“You think this is easy? You try sleeping with a tree branch crushing your balls!”
Pandas: Perfecting the art of laziness for over 5 million years.
On the cuteness scale of Tasmanian Devil to Panda, this one rates a….
Man… that GMO bamboo… that’s good shit.
All this panda-monium in the news lately has me beat…
The panda’s last words were, “F*cking Nugent…”
Panda: “…wow….from only 15ft away, the rollout of ObamaCare really does look like a train wreck.”
The “Panda Shake” dance craze hasn’t quite taken off.
“I’m getting tired of trying to find a safe place to hide from Hooson’s bad jokes…..”.
“Damn Chinese factory owners. They wanted me to work there too along with the kids!”.
“I hope that this high up enough over the Chinese factory smoke…”.
They bring me the best food, they give me toys to play with, they gave me this tree and they bring in females to mate with when I’m in the mood. Eat your hearts out guys.
Perhaps Mitt should have let the matter go, but shortly thereafter Newt Gingrich was arrested for criminal trespass.
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
May Day just makes him feel tired all over
Life’s un-bear-able. I need a nap.
Once again, Rodney Dill chooses a photo intended to shamelessly panda to his base.
@Stormy Dragon: No Mar-Soup-ial for you.
Wikipedia: The original intent of the right to bears arms has long been the subject of heated debate.
Hagel to Obama: “Sir, we tried and tried, but you have just got to give up the idea of training a Kung Fu army.”
Groggy Panda: ” Confucius say: Trampolines and pandas soon have panda up a creek tree.”
GAO reports that Obama’s “pandering” is fast depleting the panda stockpile.
The ugly results of Panda Excess…..
Oh, everything is peaceful around that tree today. But, just yesterday the very same tree was part of a terrible crime when a man was arrested for attempting sex with the very same tree and charged with lumberjacking…..
Panda: “I had a dream that I was impaled by a rhinoceros, and I just kept riding around on his head like this, because all I had was Obamacare…”
“Joe, when he’s finished can you climb up there and clean out the knothole again??
“What? Wait. I thought they said “siesta” not sequester”
“Panda? I hardly know her(sorry Rodney!”.
“Hey, hey hey, Boo Boo! That pesky Ranger Smith really started to bother me, so I ate the bastard…”(From the series finale of YOGI BEAR)
“Life is interesting up here. The other day I watched a fire at a Black family’s home. The first thing they rescued was the TV …….”.
Everybody was familiar with Kung Fu Panda. However, virtually no one knew of his older brother, Philosopher Panda.
Ping Ping often passed the day away contemplating his extinction.
Ping Ping’s behavior baffled zoologists, as he often spent the day impersonating a Koala.
“Great,” Ping Ping thought. “Just what I need. More fiber in my diet.”
During the quieter moments of the day, Ping Ping would often put his ear over a knothole and listen to the termites conspire against the forest.
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