OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM



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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. BREAKING NEWS Panda in solidarity with prisoners at GITMO, joins hunger strike. When asked, Jay Carney blamed the sequester.

  2. effusing says:

    Really, a congressman wants to eliminate most U.S. economic data? I give up.

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Mitch McConnell is exhausted because doing nothing is really hard work.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “You think this is easy? You try sleeping with a tree branch crushing your balls!”

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Pandas: Perfecting the art of laziness for over 5 million years.

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    On the cuteness scale of Tasmanian Devil to Panda, this one rates a….


  7. John Burgess says:

    Man… that GMO bamboo… that’s good shit.

  8. Tony W says:

    All this panda-monium in the news lately has me beat…

  9. Fog says:

    The panda’s last words were, “F*cking Nugent…”

  10. markm says:

    Panda: “…wow….from only 15ft away, the rollout of ObamaCare really does look like a train wreck.”

  11. Hal 10000 says:

    The “Panda Shake” dance craze hasn’t quite taken off.

  12. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’m getting tired of trying to find a safe place to hide from Hooson’s bad jokes…..”.

  13. Paul Hooson says:

    “Damn Chinese factory owners. They wanted me to work there too along with the kids!”.

  14. Paul Hooson says:

    “I hope that this high up enough over the Chinese factory smoke…”.

  15. Mr. Prosser says:

    They bring me the best food, they give me toys to play with, they gave me this tree and they bring in females to mate with when I’m in the mood. Eat your hearts out guys.

  16. Perhaps Mitt should have let the matter go, but shortly thereafter Newt Gingrich was arrested for criminal trespass.

  17. Gromitt Gunn says:

    Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.

  18. JKB says:

    May Day just makes him feel tired all over

  19. Moosebreath says:

    Life’s un-bear-able. I need a nap.

  20. Once again, Rodney Dill chooses a photo intended to shamelessly panda to his base.

  21. rodney dill says:

    @Stormy Dragon: No Mar-Soup-ial for you.

  22. Wikipedia: The original intent of the right to bears arms has long been the subject of heated debate.

  23. Hagel to Obama: “Sir, we tried and tried, but you have just got to give up the idea of training a Kung Fu army.”

  24. John425 says:

    Groggy Panda: ” Confucius say: Trampolines and pandas soon have panda up a creek tree.”

  25. John425 says:

    GAO reports that Obama’s “pandering” is fast depleting the panda stockpile.

  26. Tony W says:

    The ugly results of Panda Excess…..

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    Oh, everything is peaceful around that tree today. But, just yesterday the very same tree was part of a terrible crime when a man was arrested for attempting sex with the very same tree and charged with lumberjacking…..

  28. Dawn Smith says:

    Panda: “I had a dream that I was impaled by a rhinoceros, and I just kept riding around on his head like this, because all I had was Obamacare…”

  29. “Joe, when he’s finished can you climb up there and clean out the knothole again??

  30. John425 says:

    “What? Wait. I thought they said “siesta” not sequester”

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    “Panda? I hardly know her(sorry Rodney!”.

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey, hey hey, Boo Boo! That pesky Ranger Smith really started to bother me, so I ate the bastard…”(From the series finale of YOGI BEAR)

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    “Life is interesting up here. The other day I watched a fire at a Black family’s home. The first thing they rescued was the TV …….”.

  34. Everybody was familiar with Kung Fu Panda. However, virtually no one knew of his older brother, Philosopher Panda.

  35. Ping Ping often passed the day away contemplating his extinction.

  36. Ping Ping’s behavior baffled zoologists, as he often spent the day impersonating a Koala.

  37. “Great,” Ping Ping thought. “Just what I need. More fiber in my diet.”

  38. During the quieter moments of the day, Ping Ping would often put his ear over a knothole and listen to the termites conspire against the forest.