Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, June 3, 2013
Winners will be announced after Friday PM
True love knows no dystopia.
Love at first gassing.
So what did you do on your first date?
I have a feeling the newest fad in wedding attire won’t catch on.
I told you we can sniff glue all day and no cop would notice
Emma, “The people are revolting.”
Liam, “You said it, they stink on ice!”
Jack Sprat could eat no fat; his wife could eat no lean. But the bean burritos were a hassle for both of them.
Urban living is a riot
The Young Turks movement isn’t what it used to be.
“I’m telling you, After Earth really does stink!”
MSNBC’s Maddow and Olbermann show that they really are a couple.
Journalists on their way to Holder’s “off-the-record” meeting.
They both found it easier to live in denial, but make no mistake, Axe Body Spray addiction ruins lives.
It was a two-mask date. You know, where you wear a mask in case the one she’s wearing falls off.
“What a day in the neighborhood….What a day in the neighborhood….Do you want to be my neighbor?….”.
Memo: Hey, Rodney, your photo contest is a real riot this week,- Paul Hooson
Blonde: “Hello 911, there’s a riot in my neighborhood… they set a house on fire”.
911 Operator: “Ok, we’ll send out a fire crew. How do they get there?”.
Blonde: “Duh, by big red truck….”.
Now sweetheart, we warned you that your friends were dangerous. Tnankfully, I found you and you have your nice mask on now and you’re safe. Don’t think this means that your father and I aren’t going to have a stern talking-to with you about this later. C’mon. Let’s go home.
Him: “See! I told you Benghazi was safe at night.”
Potential homebuyers survey property in Detroit.
Vowing never to get throat cancer again, Michael Douglas and wife purchase new “toys” at the sex shop down the street.
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.
Ooooo… this is my favorite episode of Glee
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