OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced after Friday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. effusing says:

    True love knows no dystopia.

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Love at first gassing.

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    So what did you do on your first date?

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    I have a feeling the newest fad in wedding attire won’t catch on.

  5. Mu says:

    I told you we can sniff glue all day and no cop would notice

  6. Mr. Prosser says:

    Emma, “The people are revolting.”
    Liam, “You said it, they stink on ice!”

  7. CSK says:

    Jack Sprat could eat no fat; his wife could eat no lean. But the bean burritos were a hassle for both of them.

  8. JKB says:

    Urban living is a riot

  9. Donald Sensing says:

    The Young Turks movement isn’t what it used to be.

  10. Donald Sensing says:

    “I’m telling you, After Earth really does stink!”

  11. john425 says:

    MSNBC’s Maddow and Olbermann show that they really are a couple.

    Journalists on their way to Holder’s “off-the-record” meeting.

  12. Pinky says:

    They both found it easier to live in denial, but make no mistake, Axe Body Spray addiction ruins lives.

  13. jd says:

    It was a two-mask date. You know, where you wear a mask in case the one she’s wearing falls off.

  14. Paul Hooson says:

    “What a day in the neighborhood….What a day in the neighborhood….Do you want to be my neighbor?….”.

  15. Paul Hooson says:

    Memo: Hey, Rodney, your photo contest is a real riot this week,- Paul Hooson

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    Blonde: “Hello 911, there’s a riot in my neighborhood… they set a house on fire”.

    911 Operator: “Ok, we’ll send out a fire crew. How do they get there?”.

    Blonde: “Duh, by big red truck….”.

  17. Anonymiss says:

    Now sweetheart, we warned you that your friends were dangerous. Tnankfully, I found you and you have your nice mask on now and you’re safe. Don’t think this means that your father and I aren’t going to have a stern talking-to with you about this later. C’mon. Let’s go home.

  18. john425 says:

    Him: “See! I told you Benghazi was safe at night.”

    Potential homebuyers survey property in Detroit.

  19. Vowing never to get throat cancer again, Michael Douglas and wife purchase new “toys” at the sex shop down the street.

  20. JimmyD39 says:

    Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away.

  21. rodney dill says:

    Ooooo… this is my favorite episode of Glee