OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. georg says:

    Please tell me they hit a truck carrying limes.

  2. bill says:

    “this is my beach”

  3. John Burgess says:

    First thing — always — SAVE THE BEER!

  4. Fog says:

    “I don’t often steal beer, but when I do, I hide my face.”

  5. John Burgess says:

    Man, Sammy said this was going to be the Dogfish Head truck. We’re stuck with this crap?

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    And Republicans think illegal immigration is a problem?

  7. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @georg: So much beer, so little lime.

  8. Mr.Anderson says:

    “Pay no attention to the man behind the beer case…”

  9. C. Clavin says:

    ATF…Alcohol Tobacco and Firearms…who’s bringing the chips?

  10. jd says:


  11. KM says:

    You know what? Screw it – grab a case and let’s just wait for the cops to get here.

  12. Moosebreath says:

    The terrorists have struck a convoy carrying critical supplies.

  13. RockThisTown says:

    Q: Why did you take two cases of beer?
    A: It was all I could carry.

  14. RockThisTown says:

    Nothing beats a Corona with a twist of crime.

  15. RockThisTown says:

    Wait a second . . . . does that truck take EBT cards?

  16. Mu says:

    Only later did Jose realize he’d stumbled upon the shoot of “Convoy II” and had made off with two cases of props.

  17. Barfour says:

    Chris Christie created a road block to ambush a semi transporting twinkies. This is the first vehicle that ran into the anbush.

  18. RockThisTown says:

    Obama’s immigration & green transportation plan – free beer to pedestrians crossing the border.

  19. RockThisTown says:

    The beer-stealing sector is doing just fine.

  20. James Pearce says:

    Hey, who wants a beer? We got domestic and American.

  21. Hal_10000 says:

    When it was discovered that terrorist were going after America’s beer supply, support for the NSA programs shot up to 95%.

  22. jd says:

    No, really, officer. I was just going to shake them up and use them to put out the fire.

  23. al-Ameda says:

    “It’s okay officer, Governor Christie said we could take as much as we need.”

  24. Pinky says:

    duh-duh-DUH-DUH duh DUH duh DUH duh-duh DUH-duh-duh-duh DUH-DUH duh DUH My Corona!

  25. David in KC says:

    I was in a riot and all I got was two cases of Corona. Thanks a lot Obama.

  26. Michael Hamm says:

    Tailgating – Mexican style

  27. John425 says:

    Looter: “Two cases of this crap will get me a six pack of Dos X’s”

    Abdul the Looter: The Prophet says we must rid our world of alcohol. I’ll just have to drink all of this ASAP.”

  28. jd says:

    Keep on truckin’.

  29. He who must not be named says:

    Dude, it’s just like the ending to Sorceror!

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    A Mexican beer truck has a fire. The first thing they rescued is the Corona….

  31. Mark Ryan says:

    I’ll go back to help the driver in a second!

  32. He who must not be named says:

    OT – On April 1, Rodney should come up with a caption and ask everyone else to find the best image for it.

  33. He who must not be named says:


  34. He who must not be named says:

    Better call Saul!

  35. He who must not be named says:

    The InBev cartel sends a message.

  36. rodney dill says:

    @Paul Hooson: The Mexican fire drill is far superior to the Chinese fire drill.

  37. HiPlanesDrifter says:

    This guy can expect an IRS audit, NSA snooping & an indictment – he’s not wearing an Obamacare-required safety belt!

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    “Damn, I should have paid those trucking union guys that protection money after all!”

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    A Mexican beer truck has a fire. That’s to be expected….

  40. Paul Hooson says:

    Well, this certainly a bigger disaster than that Mexican earthquake. Last time Mexico had a Earthquake it caused $50 damage….

  41. John425 says:

    Looter: “Damn, this Obamacare program has EVERYTHING!”

  42. CSK says:

    “I actually prefer Dos Equis, but under the circumstances, Corona will do.”

  43. Mark Ryan says:

    Jose, you stupid. You risked your life to go over there?

    But I got these.

    You are a true hero!

  44. Tillman says:

    No, really, that’s all that was in the truck. People don’t buy this crap.

  45. Tillman says:

    The esurance agent reached an equitable compromise.