Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, May 26, 2011
Winners will be announced Monday
Billboard in background:
This weekend only! Save $$$$ at Macy’s Judgement Day Weekend Sale!
What does this mean? I’ll tell you what this means! I’m having Fettucine Alfredo for dinner and cheesecake for desert and screw the calories!
Kinda like the finale of American Idol but on a more cosmic scale.
Judgment Day has come and gone, but daily traffic proves yet again to be a “living hell”.
For all who still believe, the Rev. Harold Camping is throwing in 72 Virgins along with Rapture for his next judgement day prediction.
That was a typo…the date is actually November 6, 2012.
“There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another which states that this has already happened.” – Douglas Adams, from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe
Rev. Camping wasn’t talking about Christians; this was all about Arnold Schwarzenegger!
and here we see the clown bus rolling in for the Judgement Day Parade, ….. mpw
Perhaps the Y2K bug was real.
The judgement day bus missed a stop.
The Ardnassac complex.
I see another Roland Emmerich film, produced by Michael Bay.
“Obama’s new ride after the last one got hung up in Ireland.”
This just in: Contrary to popular belief, the Rapture did in fact occur on May 21. The problem was that God’s rental car company lost his reservations. He had to accept the last vehicle remaining – a broken-down old bus. Given the rated capacity and time for snack breaks, God plans to have the Rapture completed on January 14, 2105. God has also recently released a rapture app, entitled Appture, that is available on Facebook and on Apple devices. Using it will help you determine your approximate Rapture date.
The Sarah Palin bus tour…..a day late and a dollar short…..
The three major networks all lead with Judgment Day stories while the real news that Walter Cronkite was rolling over in his grave went unreported.
The Rapture did happen but so few of us were taken nobody even noticed.
Of course the world actually ended. Oprah filmed her last show, right!?
As with ObamaCare, the world received a waiver and was reprieved for the time being.
— “Mommy, preacher says next bus stop is…Heaven?”
— “Yes. That’s right, dear. Now hurry up and drink your Kool-Aid.”
“Hey, look everybody! Another zombie riding a motorcycle. Remember now: Head shots only! Head shots only!”
“Hey, look everybody! Another zombie riding a motorcycle. Remember now. Save your ammunition: Head shots only! Head shots only!”
“Okay, now. Just the folks in the back: ♪Glory, glory, hallelujah♪ – Wait, it’s 6:01 everybody! ♪Ninety-nine bottles of beer on the wall. Ninety-nine bottles of beer♪”
“Excuse me! Sir! Yes, you on the motorcycle. Have you seen Heaven? We must have missed the exit.”
“Next stop Willoughby!”
“Welcome to Heavenly Tours. And if you look over to your right, you’ll see ♪Moses on a motorbike♪”
“Welcome to Heavenly Tours. And if you look over to your right, you’ll notice: ‘♪ Moses on a motorbike ♪…”
“Welcome to Heavenly Tours. And if you look over to your right, you’ll notice: ‘…♪ Moses on a motorbike ♪…”
’60s hippie bus heads out to Burning Man festival as Rapture Days near.
Judgement Day? Wasn’t that a song by the Grateful Dead?
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