OTB Caption Contest

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Pope Francis talks with Cuban President Raul Castro during a private audience at the Vatican

REUTERS/Gregorio Borgia/pool 12/21

Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Look, I know this is hard for you but no, your brother is NOT the reincarnation of Jesus.

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    And then you give Barack the foot rub and I guarantee he’ll drop all the sanctions.

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Yes, I am the Pope. Yes, I do have Papal Infallibility. No, not even I can talk sense to these Republicans.

  4. Mu says:

    “… a quick left -right combination to the body, and he went down. That’s how I became pope.”

  5. rodney dill says:

    “In one hand I hold eternal flaming damnation… in the other a jelly bean… you choose.”

  6. RockThisTown says:

    “Barack’s a smoker, so just dance around the ring, make him chase you & you’ll wear him down.”

  7. RockThisTown says:

    “Remember, I get 10% from the America-Cuba deal.”

  8. RockThisTown says:

    “Hillary said to tell you she’ll have more flexibility after the election.”

  9. RockThisTown says:

    “I have arranged a boat to take the last of the Gitmo detainees – it’s captained by the Skipper & Gilligan.”

  10. RockThisTown says:

    “Here’s my idea: a new website to finalize the deal with Obama – I call it Guantanamo eBay.”

  11. al-Ameda says:

    “If you can get me a 57 Chevy – in mint condition – I think something can be arranged …”

  12. rodney dill says:

    @al-Ameda: …and dashboard Jesus…. or hula girl.

  13. Michael Hamm says:

    Listen Pharaoh Castro, let my Cuban brethren go or God will send 10 plagues upon you.

  14. Franklin says:

    You should really come back to Church. I’m telling you, it is swarming with available ladies. Did you see those nuns grabbing at me in the Caption Contest a couple months ago?

  15. DrDaveT says:

    I mostly came to Cuba to meet Teofilo Stevenson. Maybe I could raise him from the dead and spar a few rounds?

  16. Moosebreath says:

    It’s “one potato, two potato”. If you say it with plaintains, it throws off the scansion.

  17. Pinky says:

    “Really? I figured that someone would have to die for me to get a promotion, too!”

  18. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Listen, I’ll admit that Barack guy is a little strange, but if Hillary becomes President you’re gonna have to keep an extra close eye on Bill when he gets around the cigars.

  19. Hal_10000 says:

    Eight year olds, dude.

  20. Hal_10000 says:

    So I says to Pacquiao, “Keep your hands in. Let him come to you. Then a couple of quick jabs and hooks.” If he’d listened to me, he would have won.

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    “What we have here is a failure to excommunicate…”

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    “…And, no I didn’t go too far modernizing the church when we now call them, Daddy, O’Laddy and The Great White Spook…”

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    “What do you call a Cuban with a bathroom door and four tires?”

    “A charter member of the Cuban yacht club…”

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    “I never knew that 1955 Packards were so popular!”

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    In Cuba the wages of sin are only about $20 a month…

  26. Pinky says:

    “So I’m like, ‘Gasparri, what did you call my mother?'”

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    Did you hear about the earthquake in Cuba? It did almost $50 damage!

  28. rodney dill says:

    “Ooga Chukka Ooga Chukka Ooga Ooga Chukka.”

  29. Guarneri says:

    OK, listen. I can’t prove it, but do rocks, not paper or scissors. Obama always seems to go scissors in negotiations.

  30. Guarneri says:

    So when you are in the room together, just you and Obama cutting the deal, don’t forget, your brother and I were running molasses when he was in diapers. We made a fortune.

  31. Guarneri says:

    Listen, about last night at the club. Just so you know. I think it’s just one-two cha-cha-cha.

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    “No, you may not try on my hat!”

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    “You make me want to consider converting!”

    “From Communism?”

    “Oh, no, not from that. See Fidel and I are actually descendants from the Marranos, you know, the Spanish Jews…”

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    Good guys dress in white…

  35. rodney dill says:

    99 bottles of wine on the wall
    99 bottles of wine
    From me it’s divine, to give some to you swine
    98 bottles of wine on the wall

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    “Look, Jesus could change water into wine…But, me change you into George Clooney?”.

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    “How does Robin from BATMAN refer to holy water?”

    “Holy water, BATMAN!”.

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    “I hate to say it, but Paul Hooson started out strong here with his COOL HAND LUKE based excommunication joke, but then it’s been all downhill ever since…”