Monday, October 19, 2015
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
Forget the Brown Shirts….it’s the White Pants you should fear
Quite frankly, I thought Sister Act was better with Whoopi Goldberg and Maggie Smith.
“And this is where we’re going to put the Ashram if you win”
Showing her true colors! She’s from Hawaii too!
A Weiner & a whiner.
Turquoise & white – the perfect colors for dodging sniper fire.
“A frumpy-ful sight, we’re frightened tonight, walking in a Weiner Wonderland . . . .”
OK, so what’s the plan to keep our husbands away from smartphones and interns?
Hillary walks with her own personal server.
Chelsea: “Jees…. some kids have a Mom and a Dad, some have two Dads, and some have two Mommies… What to I get? Two dips and a dad.”
For some reason this sort of reminds me to return to that great Jewish homeland before I die….Miami…
Suitable courtroom apparel or not?
What do you say to a Clinton in white mompants?
“Will the defendant please rise!”.
Yes, I have Gowdy’s balls right here in the bag.
Anthony was lucky to find a woman with the same tastes as Hillary.
Lovely political donation bag….
If the Devil wears Prada, Hillary Clinton must not be the Prince of Lies after all…
Gang Of Three…
“Me ma’s terrible partial to the periwinkle blue, boys … Have I made myself clear, boys?”
What difference, at this point, do these two make?
“Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
I will fear no evil: for thou art with me … right? Hillary? Right?
Huma: ” So your husband and mine are under Secret Service house arrest while we go shopping, right? No wiener, no cigar, I always say.”
Huma: “So what’ll it be today? Jenny Craig? Weight Watchers or Nutri-system?”
The Game of Crones comes to town.
Huma: “Why am I always left holding the bag?”
Huma: “…and I don’t own a blue dress.”
Hillary: “Just keep repeating, ‘I answered all their questions to the best of my ability.”
Huma: “Right! ‘I answered all their questions to the best of your ability.”
Hillary: “Not your ability! My ability! My ability! Got it!?”
Huma: “Got it!”
Hillary: “And whatever you do, don’t sound defensive.”
Huma: “I know exactly what you mean.”
Hillary: “What’s that suppose to mean?”
Hillary: “Hey, want to grab a hotdog for lunch?”
Huma: “No thanks. I have a Weiner waiting for me at home.”
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