OTB Caption Contest

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. C. Clavin says:

    Forget the Brown Shirts….it’s the White Pants you should fear

  2. CSK says:

    Quite frankly, I thought Sister Act was better with Whoopi Goldberg and Maggie Smith.

  3. Mu says:

    “And this is where we’re going to put the Ashram if you win”

  4. Jeron says:

    Showing her true colors! She’s from Hawaii too!

  5. RockThisTown says:

    A Weiner & a whiner.

  6. RockThisTown says:

    Turquoise & white – the perfect colors for dodging sniper fire.

  7. RockThisTown says:

    “A frumpy-ful sight, we’re frightened tonight, walking in a Weiner Wonderland . . . .”

  8. Franklin says:

    OK, so what’s the plan to keep our husbands away from smartphones and interns?

  9. RockThisTown says:

    Hillary walks with her own personal server.

  10. rodney dill says:

    Chelsea: “Jees…. some kids have a Mom and a Dad, some have two Dads, and some have two Mommies… What to I get? Two dips and a dad.”

  11. Paul Hooson says:

    For some reason this sort of reminds me to return to that great Jewish homeland before I die….Miami…

  12. Paul Hooson says:

    Suitable courtroom apparel or not?

  13. Paul Hooson says:

    What do you say to a Clinton in white mompants?

    “Will the defendant please rise!”.

  14. David in KC says:

    Yes, I have Gowdy’s balls right here in the bag.

  15. Pinky says:

    Anthony was lucky to find a woman with the same tastes as Hillary.

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    Lovely political donation bag….

  17. DrDaveT says:

    If the Devil wears Prada, Hillary Clinton must not be the Prince of Lies after all…

  18. Paul Hooson says:

    Gang Of Three…

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    Hell’s Belles…

  20. Franklin says:

    “Me ma’s terrible partial to the periwinkle blue, boys … Have I made myself clear, boys?”

  21. RockThisTown says:

    What difference, at this point, do these two make?

  22. al-Ameda says:

    “Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death,
    I will fear no evil: for thou art with me … right? Hillary? Right?

  23. John430 says:

    Huma: ” So your husband and mine are under Secret Service house arrest while we go shopping, right? No wiener, no cigar, I always say.”

  24. John430 says:

    Huma: “So what’ll it be today? Jenny Craig? Weight Watchers or Nutri-system?”

  25. John430 says:

    The Game of Crones comes to town.

  26. John430 says:

    Huma: “Why am I always left holding the bag?”

  27. Huma: “…and I don’t own a blue dress.”

  28. Hillary: “Just keep repeating, ‘I answered all their questions to the best of my ability.”
    Huma: “Right! ‘I answered all their questions to the best of your ability.”
    Hillary: “Not your ability! My ability! My ability! Got it!?”
    Huma: “Got it!”

  29. Hillary: “And whatever you do, don’t sound defensive.”
    Huma: “I know exactly what you mean.”
    Hillary: “What’s that suppose to mean?”

  30. Hillary: “Hey, want to grab a hotdog for lunch?”
    Huma: “No thanks. I have a Weiner waiting for me at home.”