OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM



I’ll be taking a couple of weeks off, so this is the last OTB Caption Contest offering until Mid-July. (Unless Dodd feels inclined to offer one in the interrim)

Winners will be announced Mid-July

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. John Burgess says:

    “There’s something not quite right about that minaret. Give me a minute and I’ll figure it out…”

  2. Jay Tea says:

    “It might seem like a blessing from Allah, Abdul, but it’s been four hours. You really ought to see a doctor. And make sure it’s one of those kaffir doctors — a Jewish one, if you can.”

    J.

  3. Jodie says:

    Oh Achmed, I didn’t think you cared…

  4. Maggie Mama says:

    Yup, I’m positive that’s Anthony Weiner; I’ve seen all the pix of him on-line.

  5. Herb says:

    Now what?

  6. Neil Hudelson says:

    “Picture it, Abdul: Take this building, make it taller, and copy it 200 times. We’ll call it ‘Dubai,’ and through my simple formula of ‘Desert+Buildings+???=Profit” we’ll be billionaires!”

  7. Drew says:

    Look, Ahmed, a relic from the Great Satan. The infidels stopped carving tablets; they called it a pencil. Let’s move to the next exhibit….I heard it’s about a fruit, an apple or something….

  8. John425 says:

    Mullah: “Is that your pocket-rocket Abdul? Looks like you’re glad to see me.”

    One Mullah to Another: ” See, I told you so…that Ahmadinejad is a big prick.”

  9. Mark Halperin seems Obama everywhere he looks.

  10. Hey Abdul, hold my chai and watch this.

  11. Let’s face it, penis envy can explain an awful lot.

  12. What’s a congressman doing all the way out here?

  13. “Mine’s bigger.”

  14. Iran, Iran so far away…

  15. Michael Hamm says:

    How do I strap this thing on?

  16. Michael Hamm says:

    I hear that the USA is working on a condom to neutralize this.

  17. “Good news, Omar. With all the radiation leaking out from the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant into the environment, we didn’t have use any enriched uranium of our own.”

  18. “Using Obama’s Politically Correct New Speak Dictionary, we’re calling it ‘green’ technology.”

  19. “Don’t worry, Omar. We’re safe from Western retaliation. Remember, Obama declared nuclear power ‘green’ technology.”

  20. “Its total yield is very impressive: About 1/2 of those leftover spent nuclear rods from the Fukushima Dai-Ichi power plant.”

  21. Maggie Mama says:

    Obama tried to sell me the Brooklyn Bridge but I insisted on buying the Washington Monument.

  22. “Okay, Omar. You drew the short stick. Now go light the fuse.”

  23. “Wow! That’s some Roman candle.”

  24. physics geek says:

    “Oh Achmed, I’ll make you bark like a dog.”

    “So this what happens when you rub the fencepost a little. Huh. Guess we shouldn’t have built it out of leftover foreskins.”

  25. Maggie Mama says:

    Let me tell you something, Mohammed, that new kid I hired is a real working stiff.