Monday, January 25, 2016
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
Crossfit didn’t stand a chance once PaleoFit took off.
Up next on ESPN 8, the World’s Strongest Man Competition, bantamweight division.
“This is how eHow says to crack someone’s back, and damn it I’m not questioning the Internet!”
Martin O’Malley is at a disadvantage b/c of the media coverage Hillary & Bernie are getting.
“Project Funded by the American Recovery & Reinvestment Act.”
And while President Trump was being inaugurated, the first brick was placed in the new wall between Mexico and the US, tripping the first American trying to leave.
FitBit version 0.9
Kardashian men are always trying to outdo Caitlyn, this time by competing in the Armenian decathlon.
The Karachi Department of Public Works favors an environmentally friendly approach to highway construction.
These guys are a bunch of tools.
“These are the high paying jobs that immigrants are taking from Americans!”
The WWE brings you “PakiSlam!” live pay per view event coming in 2016
Villagers told their mud and stone huts were “”un-Islamic” and must sleep on bare ground.
Pakistan begins construction on it’s own Hadron Collider.
Man standing on hands: “Watch where you put that right hand, Kemal!”
The rules of Pakistan Rock-Paper-Scissors eluded the cognitive abilities of all but the most astute scholars.
SONS OF FUNARCHY?
The Iranian clergy approved version of The Three Stooges isn’t so great…
How interesting. I could have sworn it was a full body reenactment of “The Itsy-Bitsy Spider,” minus the waterspout.
@CSK: Common mistake.
@rodney dill: Also commonly mistaken for Taliban Twister…
Right foot brown…. right hand brown… left hand… uh brown… Right foot, brown again…. left foot………..
You’re absolutely sure it’s not break dancing, Karachi style?
Unions? We don’t need no stinkin unions.
“No, I do not see anywhere that it is marked classified.”
“I heard that Phil Silvers started this way’…
Pakistani audiences weren’t yet ready for Brokeback Field.
@CSK: Depends on if its gerbils or a chihuahua under the rock.
“It’s pronounced ‘Jobs Creation Program’.”
Life returns to normal in Whitesboro, NY.
Inside footage of NRO’s preparation for their anti-Trump issue.
Qatar lays the groundwork for their 2028 Olympic bid
Prehistoric boss: “Pardon me, guys! When I said ‘don’t invent the wheel,’ I actually meant ‘don’t reinvent the wheel.'”
Flint plumbers enjoy some relaxing moments away from work…
These Indians later walked into a restaurant. They were asked if they had reservations. One told them, “We’re not that sort of Indians…”.
They look totally unfazed by the very latest death report of Abe Vigoda…
What sort of sick Catholic priest fantasy is this anyway?
Donald Trump can do the darnest stufff….but still rides high in the polls…go figure!
“I’m next”, “No, I’m next”, “Oh no, I’m next”, “No way, I’m next”…..
New event at the Third World Olympics, Synchronized Plowing.
If it wasn’t for agriculture we wouldn’t have culture at all.
Support the Special Olympics….BTW, this is cerebral Palsy golf…
Wow! Things have sure gone wrong at the Bundy ranch…
The one on the left was much better until that old football injury. He was watching football on TV and the set fell on his foot….
FOX News “levels the playing field” after Trump’s no-show.
Illustrates the old method of ground survey and the new, radar method rather clearly. Neither appear to work efficiently.
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