OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Don’t Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
A Pakistani Kushti wrestler prepares the grpund in the ring while others practice during a training session, in Lahore, Pakistan, Tuesday, Jan. 5, 2016. Kushti, an Indo-Pakistani form of wrestling, is several thousand years old and is a national sport in Pakistan. (AP Photo/K.M. Chaudary)


(AP Photo/K.M. Chaudary)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: Donald Sensing – “No, I do not see anywhere that it is marked classified.”

Second: edmondo – And while President Trump was being inaugurated, the first brick was placed in the new wall between Mexico and the US, tripping the first American trying to leave.

Third: David in KC – Unions? We don’t need no stinkin unions.

HONORABLE MENTION

Franklin – These guys are a bunch of tools.

John430 – FOX News “levels the playing field” after Trump’s no-show.

CSK – The Karachi Department of Public Works favors an environmentally friendly approach to highway construction.

Mu – Crossfit didn’t stand a chance once PaleoFit took off.

jd – FitBit version 0.9

al-Ameda – “These are the high paying jobs that immigrants are taking from Americans!”

RockThisTown – “Project Funded by the American Recovery & Reinvestment Act.”

Paul Hooson – Flint plumbers enjoy some relaxing moments away from work…

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

Hillary is still trying to smooth things out over Vince Foster… and Chris Stevens… and…

“Dang… Sisyphus had it easy.”

Drag queen at the Iran Gay Pride Parade.

New format for political debates.

Tractor pulls are more fun at the Wisconsin State Fair.

Bernie Sanders is so old…. his press corps does things the old-fashioned way.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. anjin-san says:

    Ah, I see the GOPs five year plan for American infrastructure upgrades is coming together…

  2. Franklin says:

    Lots of good ones, but the top two were truly worthy! I wanted to work in a wheelbarrow joke but never managed to.

  3. Paul Hooson says:

    Hey. I’m bringing up the rear this week which seems about right because some people think that I’m sort of an ass….But. more seriously, thank you Rodney for the honorable mention which is always much appreciated.