OTB Caption Contest Winners
The Don't Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
✰ THE WINNERS ✰
First: Donald Sensing – “No, I do not see anywhere that it is marked classified.”
Second: edmondo – And while President Trump was being inaugurated, the first brick was placed in the new wall between Mexico and the US, tripping the first American trying to leave.
Third: David in KC – Unions? We don’t need no stinkin unions.
Franklin – These guys are a bunch of tools.
John430 – FOX News “levels the playing field” after Trump’s no-show.
CSK – The Karachi Department of Public Works favors an environmentally friendly approach to highway construction.
Mu – Crossfit didn’t stand a chance once PaleoFit took off.
jd – FitBit version 0.9
al-Ameda – “These are the high paying jobs that immigrants are taking from Americans!”
RockThisTown – “Project Funded by the American Recovery & Reinvestment Act.”
Paul Hooson – Flint plumbers enjoy some relaxing moments away from work…
ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL
Hillary is still trying to smooth things out over Vince Foster… and Chris Stevens… and…
“Dang… Sisyphus had it easy.”
Drag queen at the Iran Gay Pride Parade.
New format for political debates.
Tractor pulls are more fun at the Wisconsin State Fair.
Bernie Sanders is so old…. his press corps does things the old-fashioned way.