Monday, November 7, 2016
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
Oddly enough, the camel’s name was Donald.
At least it doesn’t have opposable thumbs, so my ***** is safe!
“Bill, is that you in that costume ?”
Chelsea Clinton is popular these days, isn’t she?
With turmoil again fomenting in the Middle East, President Clinton’s new refugee amnesty program goes a little overboard.
I’d walk a mile for a camel.
She quickly learned what ‘happier than a camel on Wednesday’ meant.
Hey buddy, Got a ciggy butt?
No Bill, making nice now won’t get you on the Supreme Court either.
Don’t be such a dromedary queen!
Two humps with a bimbo – Bill is picking Hillary’s interns already.
Unfortunately for Lauren, Donald was not confused about which one of the nine camel toes to go for.
Neither Joe Camel nor Joe Biden can stop themselves from trying to kiss women during a photo-op.
“I did not have humps with that woman . . . Miss Camelinsky.”
“Is that a lump in your hump or are you just glad to see me?”
“Whoa, buddy, I think you’re in mint condition . . . have an Altoid!”
“Whoa! No means no, buddy!”
In desperation, voters have turned to the so-called “Camel Party” as an alternative to Trump and Clinton.
Camel 1: “Tastes great!”
Camel 2: “Less filling!”
Rockette: “Stop you’re both disgusting!”
“President Bill Clinton, how many humped animals do you see?”
Trump voter is scared of Arabian immigrants …
“Oh, God, I was under the impression I had won a date with Doug Mataconis.”
Miley Cyrus suddenly realized to her horror what they had meant when they said “Don’t do the twerk if you can’t do the work”.
Chelsea Clinton receives yet another illegal contribution from the Middle East.
Chelsea: “Well Obama ate a dog. How bad can a camel taste?”
Chelsea: “Oooh! That camel toe just rubbed up against mine.”
Girl: Oooh.. You’re from the Middle East and you can speak French. Menage a trois. I like that!
“I really need to stop buying all my videos at those Tijuana adult video stores…”.
“Well doctor, my boss at work told me it’s ok to stream music at work, but not to look at Websites. Well, to make a long story short, I thought I’d check out Rodney’s contest. But, then I had a little mishap. But, I packed my thumb in ice…”.
So a girl with two camels walks in a bar. The bartender says, “Hey, we don’t many camels in here!”. Then one camel says, “yeah, and at these prices you won’t get many more…”.
So a rabbi and two camels walk into an Egyptian bar…..Nah, just screwin’ with ya. It’s a Muslim country with no bars or Jews…
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