OTB Caption Contest

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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  1. Paul Hooson says:

    “Jez, DEVO will do anything for a buck!”.

  2. Paul Hooson says:


  3. Paul Hooson says:

    “Wow, those Trump cabinet meetings are sort of strange…”.

  4. Paul Hooson says:

    “What kind of a tribe are you guys anyway?’.

    “One that owns a casino…”.

  5. Paul Hooson says:

    A surefire way to destroy ISIS. Have these guys join. No terrorist organization can recover from that…

  6. Paul Hooson says:

    Everyone wanted to play the Tin Man. No one wanted to be Dorothy…

  7. Paul Hooson says:

    Perhaps this army isn’t ready for NATO membership after all is said and done…

  8. Paul Hooson says:


  9. Paul Hooson says:

    If Paul Hooson had palace guards…

  10. Moosebreath says:

    The army’s attempt to camouflage its new artillery pieces was a success, but the difficulties in reloading them on the fly made them seem bird-brained.

  11. Mu says:

    In the 21st century the fart amplifiers where only worn for decorative purposes.

  12. RockThisTown says:

    More cowbell.

  13. RockThisTown says:

    Nordstrom introduces the new fashion line to replace Ivanka Trump’s.

  14. RockThisTown says:

    “Hey, is that real fur?”
    “It better be or my sheepherder owes me an explanation.”

  15. Franklin says:

    I hate to agree with Steve Bannon, but it looks like multiculturalism has finally gone too far.

  16. Franklin says:

    The world’s first Rated G film about cross dressing.

  17. Franklin says:

    @Paul Hooson: DEVO or Devos?

  18. CSK says:

    The annual Hair Club for Men Fashion Show featured a striking new use for Donald Trump’s cast-off toupees.

  19. Aelio says:

    Trump demanded they cut costs in the F-35 program so someone came up with a new design that attaches the jet engine to the pilot’s body directly.

  20. john430 says:

    Democrat Party Caucus seeking ways to stop Trump.

    Hillary’s staff confers on possibility of a 2020 challenge.

    “But how do we start the engines on this thing?”

  21. Flat Earth Luddite says:

    Boy, Bannon, I had the weirdest dream last night… but at least this one didn’t have vikings in it. Yugest biggest bestest dream ever!

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey Earl, did you hear where the son of Jerry Sandusky has also been arrested on sex charges?”.

    “Yeah, they’re like the Henry Ford family, where father follows son into the family business…”.

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey Bob, did you hear where the nudes are returning to PLAYBOY, that Hugh Hefner’s son called it a mistake to remove the nudes…”.

    “Yeah, the company had it’s share of T&A mistakes, like that July centerfold a few years back…”.

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    Not a big surprise, but there’s a parking lot of cars with sunroofs parked outside…

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    Interestingly, when they had to wear a dunce hat in class, it was a smaller pointed hat…

  26. rodney dill says:

    In a surprise move, President Donald Trump employed an obsure law that allowed him to specify the attire of federal judges in the Appellate courts.

  27. Franklin says:

    The world’s most elaborate system to frost a cake.

  28. Franklin says:

    @RockThisTown: I didn’t check the link today … boy was I surprised to find your caption to be so accurate!

  29. john430 says:

    ISIS dancers celebrate anti-Valentine’s Day.

  30. Gobsmacked says:

    The original rainbow cow a licks hun parade.

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    “Somehow, I suspect that Iran is hiding their nuclear program somewhere…”.

  32. Franklin says:

    This is the image in Trump’s head when he hears the term “penal colony”.

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    Mistaken for Coneheads, they were asked to show their “Green Cards” to immigration officials who thought they might be illegals from France…

  34. Paul Hooson says:

    Even in a Mini Cooper convertible, these guys duck for low bridges…

  35. Paul Hooson says:

    “Ok, now Lady Gaga has gone too far!”.

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    “Kinda like a Madonna show, if Madonna was no damn good at all…”.

  37. Paul Hooson says:

    Not only those big pointed hats, but the bras are on backwards…

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    In THE PRODUCERS 2, Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom finally succeed with the worst possible musical stage show that loses money….The runner-up show they rejected, SCHINDLER’S LIST: THE MUSICAL…

  39. Paul Hooson says:


  40. mannning says:

    The remainder of the lost legion returns from Gaul, somewhat changed.

  41. barbintheboonies says:

    I am sorry, but I don`t think Russian football will catch on world wide.

  42. john430 says:

    Bernie Sanders ‘s socialist think tank.

  43. mannning says:

    Hillary supporters in full retreat!

  44. mannning says:

    Security advisors to the DNC are called into action.

  45. Paul Hooson says:

    “Uh, part of that immigrant day off protest or something?”.

  46. Paul Hooson says:

    “Um, probably not part of Black History Month events….”.

  47. Guarneri says:

    Tired of being passed over at Trumps pressers, Acosta and the CNN crew decided to go incognito.

  48. Guarneri says:

    The Afghans unveil there long awaited jet pack.

  49. Guarneri says:

    His cabinet finally filled, Trump had them wear special costumes just to mock Congress.

  50. flat earth luddite says:

    Overheard at the Washington Post press room,
    “Ok, we’ll go to the Trump press conference, but this time, we won’t go as Vikings!”

  51. Paul Hooson says:

    The guy on the left keeps insisting that he’s a TV star. But, the others insist that CATCH A PREDATOR doesn’t really count…

  52. Paul Hooson says:

    The SNL writers take a little time off to goof around and be silly. Donald Trump already wrote their jokes for them with today’s “press conference”…

  53. Paul Hooson says:

    The fellow on the right has a wife who is an actress in fetish Westerns. Her name? Lee Van Queef…

  54. Guarneri says:

    Well, there goes Donald. Always marching to the beat of his own drummer.

  55. Guarneri says:

    But you must turn around. You must. Oh dear, someone doesn’t know they are a bad machine.

    (Lets see who gets that reference)

  56. barbintheboonies says:

    @Paul Hooson: Hey Paul are you a stand up comic? I always think of Billy Kristol when I read your jokes.

  57. Paul Hooson says:

    @barbintheboonies: I have done a little stand up comedy mixed with music with a satirical music act, The Inputs, over the years. Not only were the songs funny, but I told jokes during the break between songs. The biggest show we did was a backup show for Frank Zappa’s band.

  58. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey, did you hear? Paul Hooson’s friend, Tara, made a terrible bleach fume mess in house. That was just the thing a Jew like Paul Hooson wants to come home to….poison gas…”.

  59. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey Joe, that must have been a terrible thing years ago when ABC decided to cancel THE ADDAMS FAMILY…”.

    “Yeah, they left them in the Lurch…”.