Monday, February 13, 2017
Time For The Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
“Jez, DEVO will do anything for a buck!”.
ARE WE NOT MEN?…WHO CASH IN ON NEW WAVE..
“Wow, those Trump cabinet meetings are sort of strange…”.
“What kind of a tribe are you guys anyway?’.
“One that owns a casino…”.
A surefire way to destroy ISIS. Have these guys join. No terrorist organization can recover from that…
Everyone wanted to play the Tin Man. No one wanted to be Dorothy…
Perhaps this army isn’t ready for NATO membership after all is said and done…
If Paul Hooson had palace guards…
The army’s attempt to camouflage its new artillery pieces was a success, but the difficulties in reloading them on the fly made them seem bird-brained.
In the 21st century the fart amplifiers where only worn for decorative purposes.
Nordstrom introduces the new fashion line to replace Ivanka Trump’s.
“Hey, is that real fur?”
“It better be or my sheepherder owes me an explanation.”
I hate to agree with Steve Bannon, but it looks like multiculturalism has finally gone too far.
The world’s first Rated G film about cross dressing.
@Paul Hooson: DEVO or Devos?
The annual Hair Club for Men Fashion Show featured a striking new use for Donald Trump’s cast-off toupees.
Trump demanded they cut costs in the F-35 program so someone came up with a new design that attaches the jet engine to the pilot’s body directly.
Democrat Party Caucus seeking ways to stop Trump.
Hillary’s staff confers on possibility of a 2020 challenge.
“But how do we start the engines on this thing?”
Boy, Bannon, I had the weirdest dream last night… but at least this one didn’t have vikings in it. Yugest biggest bestest dream ever!
“Hey Earl, did you hear where the son of Jerry Sandusky has also been arrested on sex charges?”.
“Yeah, they’re like the Henry Ford family, where father follows son into the family business…”.
“Hey Bob, did you hear where the nudes are returning to PLAYBOY, that Hugh Hefner’s son called it a mistake to remove the nudes…”.
“Yeah, the company had it’s share of T&A mistakes, like that July centerfold a few years back…”.
Not a big surprise, but there’s a parking lot of cars with sunroofs parked outside…
Interestingly, when they had to wear a dunce hat in class, it was a smaller pointed hat…
In a surprise move, President Donald Trump employed an obsure law that allowed him to specify the attire of federal judges in the Appellate courts.
The world’s most elaborate system to frost a cake.
@RockThisTown: I didn’t check the link today … boy was I surprised to find your caption to be so accurate!
ISIS dancers celebrate anti-Valentine’s Day.
The original rainbow cow a licks hun parade.
“Somehow, I suspect that Iran is hiding their nuclear program somewhere…”.
This is the image in Trump’s head when he hears the term “penal colony”.
Mistaken for Coneheads, they were asked to show their “Green Cards” to immigration officials who thought they might be illegals from France…
Even in a Mini Cooper convertible, these guys duck for low bridges…
“Ok, now Lady Gaga has gone too far!”.
“Kinda like a Madonna show, if Madonna was no damn good at all…”.
Not only those big pointed hats, but the bras are on backwards…
In THE PRODUCERS 2, Max Bialystock and Leo Bloom finally succeed with the worst possible musical stage show that loses money….The runner-up show they rejected, SCHINDLER’S LIST: THE MUSICAL…
PAUL HOOSON: THE MUSICAL?
The remainder of the lost legion returns from Gaul, somewhat changed.
I am sorry, but I don`t think Russian football will catch on world wide.
Bernie Sanders ‘s socialist think tank.
Hillary supporters in full retreat!
Security advisors to the DNC are called into action.
“Uh, part of that immigrant day off protest or something?”.
“Um, probably not part of Black History Month events….”.
Tired of being passed over at Trumps pressers, Acosta and the CNN crew decided to go incognito.
The Afghans unveil there long awaited jet pack.
His cabinet finally filled, Trump had them wear special costumes just to mock Congress.
Overheard at the Washington Post press room,
“Ok, we’ll go to the Trump press conference, but this time, we won’t go as Vikings!”
The guy on the left keeps insisting that he’s a TV star. But, the others insist that CATCH A PREDATOR doesn’t really count…
The SNL writers take a little time off to goof around and be silly. Donald Trump already wrote their jokes for them with today’s “press conference”…
The fellow on the right has a wife who is an actress in fetish Westerns. Her name? Lee Van Queef…
Well, there goes Donald. Always marching to the beat of his own drummer.
But you must turn around. You must. Oh dear, someone doesn’t know they are a bad machine.
(Lets see who gets that reference)
@Paul Hooson: Hey Paul are you a stand up comic? I always think of Billy Kristol when I read your jokes.
@barbintheboonies: I have done a little stand up comedy mixed with music with a satirical music act, The Inputs, over the years. Not only were the songs funny, but I told jokes during the break between songs. The biggest show we did was a backup show for Frank Zappa’s band.
“Hey, did you hear? Paul Hooson’s friend, Tara, made a terrible bleach fume mess in house. That was just the thing a Jew like Paul Hooson wants to come home to….poison gas…”.
“Hey Joe, that must have been a terrible thing years ago when ABC decided to cancel THE ADDAMS FAMILY…”.
“Yeah, they left them in the Lurch…”.
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