OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM




(AP Photo/Alexandre Meneghini)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. john personna says:

    No, I tell you, we are going Chicago style. NY pizza is for losers.

  2. effusing says:

    This is where Saddam hid the WMDs. I swear it.

  3. “So, I go down here and hang a left at the 7/11 and a right at Saddam’s fallen statue?”

  4. John Burgess says:

    “Yeah, no kidding! That used to be the American’s Wheelus AFB!”

  5. John425 says:

    Driver: “See that Hussein? I told you the Americans are rebuilding the WTC!”

    Driver: “Is the synagogue that way?”

  6. “I knew we should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque!”

  7. “No, I am telling you that today’s password is ‘جمل,’ not ‘بئر نفط’.”

  8. Pardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

  9. Sweet Jeebus, the window washing homeless guys are carrying AK-47s now.

  10. Sweet Jeebus, the squeegee guys are carrying AK-47s now.

  11. simon h gedney says:

    You dumbass! These are not yarmulkes! Fleas on your mother and let us go on our way.

  12. “Yeah, sure. Park right over there, next to the…Wait a minute, did you just say ‘Foot Locker’ or ‘Hurt Locker’?”

  13. “Hey, have you heard the good news? Yvonne ‘The Run Away Cow’ just got captured.”

  14. “Listen here, pal! I need your attitude right now like I need a hole in the head.”

  15. “I’m sorry. Only AK-47’s and RPG’s are permitted. Camera cell phones beyond this checkpoint are prohibited.”

  16. “I’m sorry. Only AK-47’s and RPG’s are permitted. Cell phone cameras beyond this checkpoint are prohibited.”

  17. “♪ Slow down, you move to fast. You got to make the morning last…Feeling groovy…Feeling groovy ♪”

  18. rodney dill says:

    “Piss on you… I’m working for Mel Brooks.”

  19. rodney dill says:

    “So suicide attack parking on the left…. uh… do you validate parking?”

  20. MstrB says:

    Have you seen a guy with some crazy hair running around in pajamas?

  21. “We’re not the Droids, um, you’re looking for?”

  22. “We just got a text that a wicked flash mob is about to go down.”

  23. “Yes, this road takes you to Sirte – Wait! Turn up your radio! ‘♪ We got to believe we are magic and nothing will stand in our way ♪’ Oh, man. I love Olivia Newton-John.”

  24. Mark says:

    No, Abdul, I saw my camel Clyde right down there by that tent. If we can catch him, my buddy Tajeez here is going to ride him back to my house. He is a professional camel jockey, you know.