OTB Caption Contest Winners

The GOP Nomination Road Rally Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The GOP Nomination Road Rally Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

(AP Photo/Alexandre Meneghini)


First: john personna – No, I tell you, we are going Chicago style. NY pizza is for losers.

Second: Donald Sensing“I knew we should have taken that left turn at Albuquerque!”

Third: MstrB – Have you seen a guy with some crazy hair running around in pajamas?


Robert W. Armijo“We just got a text that a wicked flash mob is about to go down.”

Robert W. Armijo“Listen here, pal! I need your attitude right now like I need a hole in the head.”

charles austinSweet Jeebus, the window washing homeless guys are carrying AK-47s now.

charles austinPardon me, do you have any Grey Poupon?

effusing – This is where Saddam hid the WMDs. I swear it.

Talmadge East“So, I go down here and hang a left at the 7/11 and a right at Saddam’s fallen statue?”


Is this way to Pismo Beach?

Yes, yes, where is The Kabob House? Turn left at Kabob Plaza, Right at the Kabob Palace, right next to the Kabob Buffet… Uh, do you know if they serve lamb?

Do you know any place that serves Corndogs?

“No No, it’s Cash Cab, Not Kasbah.”

The Thursday Contest has already thrown one on the barbie.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Cuzzer says:

    Pass this jobs bill now!