Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, September 26, 2011
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Latest AP Poll shows Republican hand puppets leading Obama in the 2012 Presidential race.
“Yeah, I heard that. But it’s supposed to look like Dennis Miller.”
Yeah – his face always looks like that after sucking up to a Politician’s ass.
President Obama commissioned me to create a statue reflecting all the great leaders he has been compared to: Lincoln, Mohammed, Reagan, Gandhi, Roosevelt, MLK, Castro, Mugabe, Chavez, Himself – plus I added a little Clint Eastwood to give him a Macho image.
New Iranian commercial for laxatives.
Yellow hats, yellow signs, yellow ribbons. Seems like the perfect color for Ahmadinejad — YELLOW!
Yes, yes, we sat out The Arab Spring but we’re now working on an Arab “autumn”.
This is proof that Ahmadinejad is just a hand puppet for the oppressive mullahs.
I was at a Sean Connery film festival and got the idea while watching Zardoz.
Jim Henson, reincarnated. Yeah, karma really can be a bitch.
looked at this pick 1st thing this morn and saw…. zip, zero, nada…
Now some 12 hours later, looking at the really weak submissions, I still see nothing, zero, nada… Even now, I look at the pic and see…. something? But my mind is a blank.
To make a short story long, I can see why you would pick this pic…. but nothing follows….
Sometimes life is a swing and a miss.
Even Terry Fator couldn’t get this dummy to sing, nor his puppet.
OJ continues his search for the real killer.
i don’t care. Obama is awesome.
I ran. I ran so far away.
Q. Why can’t Obama hear the black community?
A. Because Ahmadinejad has his ears.
@OzarkHillbilly: Yep, sometimes pictures draw a blank, especially funny pictures, everybody has a lot to say about a political target like Obama, but sometimes a funny picture is just a klinker. My own ‘bottom of the barrel’ is —
Caddies protest the proliferation of over-sized driver head covers.
…and it’s cheaper than a giant wooden badger.
After centuries of waiting, the Hidden Muppet is finally revealed.
Famed artist reveals his masterpiece depicting the facial expressions of those who donated to the Perry campaign just before the Texas Governor proclaimed to Mitt Romney “Is versus for is why before versus Romneycare and against.” Followed by “you flippy whippy on dippy do flopper whopper.”
“I just want your viewers to know that I was supposed to wear the yellow hat today, not her, and I don’t think it’s at all fair.”
Ironically, misinformed passerby’s in a rush to judgement accuse the anti-Mahmoud Ahmadinejad puppeteer (not the portrayed perpetrator) of being Anti-Semitic.
Macy’s hoists up a test balloon for its Thanksgiving Day Parade.
The Return of the “Soup Nazi”!
Even though he had a “Jewish” nose, a “Muslim” beard, “Obama’s” ears, Dracula’s fangs, a Whitey hairstyle, the diversity police had him deflated because he was not “gay” enough.
“…and I thought “Oh my God, it does sound just like a freight train!”
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad stops by the UC Berkeley Republican sponsored, sarcastically named, “Increased Diversity Bake Sale” stand. Ironically, only to get American muffins thrown into his face.
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad stops by the UC Berkeley Republican sponsored (and sarcastically named), “Increased Diversity Bake Sale” stand. Of course, a price-inflated cupcake is sold to him under the latest re-categorization of the US census definition of a so-called: “White Man”, making it quite all right.
You blow me up…and I’ll blow up Israel and bulldoze it into the sea!
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