OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AP Photo/Chris O’Meara)

Winners will be announced Monday

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Maggie Mama says:

    Here we see a modern interpretation of the artist’s view of America; no longer a bright “happy face” but rather a peaked “WTF look”.

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    No, madame, nothing so lofty. The actual motivation for this painting, “Contemplating My Palette”, was actually because Dali was stuck indoors due to a week of monsoon-like spring rains.

  3. John Burgess says:

    “And here, we have the ‘Roadmap to Peace in the Middle East.'”

  4. Tours were originally conducted by an animated talking llama; they returned to this more traditional guide after complaints by Tibetan Buddhists.

  5. Shopaholic_918 says:

    We recently sold this painting to the US Government for $14,244,892,924,770.83

  6. Maggie Mama says:

    Here we have a self-portrait by Nancy Pelosi entitled “This Is My Face On Botox”.

  7. rodney dill says:

    “…and once again, I just don’t know what the f–k this is supposed to be.”

  8. John425 says:

    ” herewith is the new DNC logo”

    Doctor analyzing Nancy Pelosi’s EEG brain scan.

  9. Michael Hamm says:

    The National Endowment for the Arts proudly spends you tax dollars on meaningless pieces of crap.

  10. Mr. Prosser says:

    I announce my candidacy here among the surrealist works as they match my Tea Party, Galtian world view.

  11. Michael Hamm says:

    Winning artist displays his work entitled “Obama’s Vision of the U.S. Future”.

  12. Well, hello Dali…

  13. (Not a caption contest entry — I’ve been there, really nice gallery. Bad neighborhood as I recall, but really fascinating to see such a huge range of Dali’s work from the very small to the very large.)

  14. Guy and Dali.

  15. And here, Dali’s prescience is revealed through his interpretation of Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker’s attack on American workers.

  16. And here we have the moss covered three-handled family gradunza.

  17. Michael Hamm says:

    I have no idea of what this piece of art is to represent!

  18. Maggie Mama says:

    No, sir, the brown coloration is paint. Dung is only thrown on religious works.

  19. Maggie Mama says:

    It’s my understanding that the Wisconsin Fourteen wore facemasks like this when they crossed the state border in flight from the Republican tyrant.

  20. John425 says:

    I don’t know why this doctor keeps showing me these Rorschach tests. They’re nothin’ but a set of dirty pictures.

  21. Maggie Mama says:

    Yes, President Obama returned the Churchill bust to Great Britain and replaced it with one of Lincoln. However, he has now decided that this better reflects his mood when he’s confined to the Oval Office.

  22. Maggie Mama says:

    Although he tries to put a good face on the situation, Prime Minister Naoto Kan has demonstrated weak leadership throughout this crisis and, in effect, has been reporting “present” at press conferences to the extreme dismay of the Japanese people.

  23. JazzShaw says:

    It looked a lot more relevant once we painted over the roadrunner and the coyote.

  24. JazzShaw says:

    As you can tell from this X-ray, there’s really not much we can do for him.

  25. JazzShaw says:

    You can’t actually bid on that, sir. It’s the lady’s room door.

  26. Kevin Whalen says:

    Even during a recession people pay good money for this crap.

  27. And this is what finally convinced President Obama of the wisdom of a NFZ in Libya.

  28. G.A.Phillips says:

    Harry,um, I mean, Micheal Reynolds is not only a successful author but a damn fine finger painter too……