Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Thursday, March 17, 2011
Winners will be announced Monday
Here we see a modern interpretation of the artist’s view of America; no longer a bright “happy face” but rather a peaked “WTF look”.
No, madame, nothing so lofty. The actual motivation for this painting, “Contemplating My Palette”, was actually because Dali was stuck indoors due to a week of monsoon-like spring rains.
“And here, we have the ‘Roadmap to Peace in the Middle East.'”
Tours were originally conducted by an animated talking llama; they returned to this more traditional guide after complaints by Tibetan Buddhists.
We recently sold this painting to the US Government for $14,244,892,924,770.83
Here we have a self-portrait by Nancy Pelosi entitled “This Is My Face On Botox”.
“…and once again, I just don’t know what the f–k this is supposed to be.”
” herewith is the new DNC logo”
Doctor analyzing Nancy Pelosi’s EEG brain scan.
The National Endowment for the Arts proudly spends you tax dollars on meaningless pieces of crap.
I announce my candidacy here among the surrealist works as they match my Tea Party, Galtian world view.
Winning artist displays his work entitled “Obama’s Vision of the U.S. Future”.
Well, hello Dali…
(Not a caption contest entry — I’ve been there, really nice gallery. Bad neighborhood as I recall, but really fascinating to see such a huge range of Dali’s work from the very small to the very large.)
Guy and Dali.
And here, Dali’s prescience is revealed through his interpretation of Wisconsin Governor Scott Walker’s attack on American workers.
And here we have the moss covered three-handled family gradunza.
I have no idea of what this piece of art is to represent!
No, sir, the brown coloration is paint. Dung is only thrown on religious works.
It’s my understanding that the Wisconsin Fourteen wore facemasks like this when they crossed the state border in flight from the Republican tyrant.
I don’t know why this doctor keeps showing me these Rorschach tests. They’re nothin’ but a set of dirty pictures.
Yes, President Obama returned the Churchill bust to Great Britain and replaced it with one of Lincoln. However, he has now decided that this better reflects his mood when he’s confined to the Oval Office.
Although he tries to put a good face on the situation, Prime Minister Naoto Kan has demonstrated weak leadership throughout this crisis and, in effect, has been reporting “present” at press conferences to the extreme dismay of the Japanese people.
It looked a lot more relevant once we painted over the roadrunner and the coyote.
As you can tell from this X-ray, there’s really not much we can do for him.
You can’t actually bid on that, sir. It’s the lady’s room door.
Even during a recession people pay good money for this crap.
And this is what finally convinced President Obama of the wisdom of a NFZ in Libya.
Harry,um, I mean, Micheal Reynolds is not only a successful author but a damn fine finger painter too……
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