Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, December 26, 2011
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Newt’s campaign staff work feverishly on their wish list for Santa:
“The Iowa Caucuses, South Carolina primary, Virginia primary, Florida….”
On second thought, calling everyone into the White House Situation Room during the annual Christmas Party may not have been a good idea.
Pentagon contingency planning, Al Queda Santa Claus assassination plot edition. Hate the War on Terror yet?
Oh, you meant a War BY Christmas not a a War ON Christmas.
NORAD has really really allowed discipline to become lax while tracking Santa.
That’s the problem with everything these days, to many Santas and not enough elves.
“We must not allow a Reindeer Gap!”
Strange things started happening at US Central Command after some Second Louie thought it would be cute to give the stealth drones operating over the Spin Ghar Mountain Range names like Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid, Donner and Blitzen.
Glad I don’t have to buy the cookies and milk for this crew!
Real men checking on the work being done by an imaginary person. Now if only we could get Congress to stop their imaginary “work” and consider real persons’ problems.
Global warming alarmists dress for the “unexpected” drop in worldwide temperatures.
Day after Christmas–Santa’s Obama’s elves confront all the Payables accrued.
Staffers of the newly-anointed Kim Jong Un prepare somber funeral for his Dad.
I am just wondering how much those Dollar Tree Santa hats cost US?
The new military once all the regulations and instructions are rewritten to the “One’s” approval.
BTW this isn’t the winter “holiday”
Which one of you secret Santas wrapped up the predator drone? BEST PRESENT EVER!!!
Santa’s Asian campaign is going full tilt, with one helper per household
And in other news; the War On Christmas is going much better than the Wars on Terror and Drugs because on this battlefield our Intelligence can actually figure out who is naughty and who is nice.
“Just lucky, I guess,” said Ralph upon being randomly selected to wear the green “coffee elf” hat for the 5th year in a row.
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OTB Caption Contest Winners
Alan Simpson: Best Damn Record of No Taxes of any Son-of-a-Bitch
TurboTax Tricking Poor People into Paying for Free Filing
Spring Forward? Fall Back? Let’s Just Pick A Time And Stay There
Mueller Report Redaction