OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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  1. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Newt’s campaign staff work feverishly on their wish list for Santa:

    “The Iowa Caucuses, South Carolina primary, Virginia primary, Florida….”

  2. On second thought, calling everyone into the White House Situation Room during the annual Christmas Party may not have been a good idea.

  3. Chris says:

    Pentagon contingency planning, Al Queda Santa Claus assassination plot edition. Hate the War on Terror yet?

  4. Linton says:

    Oh, you meant a War BY Christmas not a a War ON Christmas.

  5. Mr. Prosser says:

    NORAD has really really allowed discipline to become lax while tracking Santa.

  6. JKB says:

    That’s the problem with everything these days, to many Santas and not enough elves.

  7. Dazedandconfused says:

    “We must not allow a Reindeer Gap!”

  8. MaggieMama says:

    Strange things started happening at US Central Command after some Second Louie thought it would be cute to give the stealth drones operating over the Spin Ghar Mountain Range names like Dasher and Dancer, Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid, Donner and Blitzen.

  9. MaggieMama says:

    Glad I don’t have to buy the cookies and milk for this crew!

  10. MaggieMama says:

    Real men checking on the work being done by an imaginary person. Now if only we could get Congress to stop their imaginary “work” and consider real persons’ problems.

  11. Michael Hamm says:

    Global warming alarmists dress for the “unexpected” drop in worldwide temperatures.

  12. John425 says:

    Day after Christmas–Santa’s Obama’s elves confront all the Payables accrued.

  13. John425 says:

    Staffers of the newly-anointed Kim Jong Un prepare somber funeral for his Dad.

  14. G.A.Phillips says:

    I am just wondering how much those Dollar Tree Santa hats cost US?

  15. Ole Sarge says:

    The new military once all the regulations and instructions are rewritten to the “One’s” approval.
    BTW this isn’t the winter “holiday”

  16. David says:

    Which one of you secret Santas wrapped up the predator drone? BEST PRESENT EVER!!!

  17. mannning says:

    Santa’s Asian campaign is going full tilt, with one helper per household

  18. Peterh says:

    Where’s Waldo….duh…..

  19. PeterOly says:

    And in other news; the War On Christmas is going much better than the Wars on Terror and Drugs because on this battlefield our Intelligence can actually figure out who is naughty and who is nice.

  20. KRM says:

    “Just lucky, I guess,” said Ralph upon being randomly selected to wear the green “coffee elf” hat for the 5th year in a row.