OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Santa Central Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Santa Central Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.



Photo By Ed Andrieski, File

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: JKB – That’s the problem with everything these days, too many Santas and not enough elves.

Second: John425 – Staffers of the newly-anointed Kim Jong Un prepare somber funeral for his Dad.

Third: David – Which one of you secret Santas wrapped up the predator drone? BEST PRESENT EVER!!!

HONORABLE MENTION

Michael Hamm – Global warming alarmists dress for the “unexpected” drop in worldwide temperatures.

LintonOh, you meant a War BY Christmas not a a War ON Christmas.

Chris – Pentagon contingency planning, Al Queda Santa Claus assassination plot edition. Hate the War on Terror yet?

Doug MataconisOn second thought, calling everyone into the White House Situation Room during the annual Christmas Party may not have been a good idea.

Dazedandconfused – “We must not allow a Reindeer Gap!”

OzarkHillbilly – Newt’s campaign staff work feverishly on their wish list for Santa: “The Iowa Caucuses, South Carolina primary, Virginia primary, Florida….”

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“Yes, I tell you… coming down the chimney is a terrorist attack!”

The Story behind the assassination of Osama bin Ladin continues to unfold.

Committee to plan Michelle’s Hawaiian Christmas Vacation.

National Lampoon’s Hawaiian Christmas Vacation

The Thursday Contest has already been castigated by Ralph Nader.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.