Caption Contest Winners
The Bad Santa Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.
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The Winners
Ne Plus Ultra: Cassandra – After Santa got into the holiday eggnog for the 5th time, Rudolph decided he could jolly well guide his own *&%! sleigh tonite…
Second: Chadwick РMore proof of why you don̢۪t hire Ron Artest to play Santa Claus!
Third: Kim Chong-il РWith the help of seven beefy elves and the calm reassurance they they don̢۪t celebrate Christmas in Fallujah, they finally dragged Blitzen back from Canada.
Honorable Mention:
Fred Boness – “ You’re gonna be uh, guest of honor at the Elves dinner party.
McGehee – Practicing for the North Pole Championship Rodeo, Santa demonstrates why, in spite of entering the reindeer-dogging event 1300 years in a row, he has yet to win the belt buckle.
RightWingDuck – My Reindeer Got run over by a Santa, on our way to our house Christmas Eve
Rodneys bottom of the barrel
“No, Santa, no, When we asked how do you mount a reindeer, we meant taxidermy.
“Damn good thing I don’t use Reinbear.”
A new contest is already underway.
Rodney, you sweet thing! I knew there was a reason I liked you…
I’m pleased and mildly shocked to find myself in such company.
You honor me far beyond my deserts.
Hmmmphh, must’ve been some sort of accounting error.
Too late now…too many people know about it. You’ll never be able to maintain plausible deniability.