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OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Code Name: Mantis Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Rodney Dill · Sunday, May 1, 2016 · 4 comments

The Code Name: Mantis Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.



(KCNA)

✰ THE WINNERS ✰

First: DrDaveT – Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom! (I think Rodman’s been seen wearing the Illudium Pu36 Explosive Space Modulator as bling. – rodney)

Second: Franklin – “Just keep turning the knob, sir, and you will see Bambi sliding across the ice …”

Third(tie): Dave Schuler – I can see Alaska from my front porch!

Third(tie): Mu – “It’s my wife, and my chauffeur – eating my gummi bears! Kill them”

HONORABLE MENTION

Tim – Are you absolutely sure this is the closest you could get me to the Victoria’s Secret photo shoot?

john430 – Kim Jong Un: “Yes, I can see them move their arms. It spells Y-M-C-A. Is that imperialist Morse code?”

Paul Hooson – It’s a small world after all.

Jon Waltz – One requirement for the Stereoperiscope MkII was that it be taller than the Supreme Leader’s royal pompadour.

Jeron – Looking at something with the blinders on: Not too different from many other politicians.

Moosebreath – The North Korean attempt to develop “rabbit eyes” was not a success, as they failed to realized that no one in the rest of the world had used “rabbit ears” in decades.

RockThisTown – Missile failure seen at 50x magnification. Magnificent!

Tony W – It was supposed to be a funny joke, but as soon as The Great Leader backed away, his staff immediately regretted putting ink on the eyepiece.

ℛODNEY’S BOTTOM OF THE BARREL

“I spy with my little eye…”

“Pew Pew… America… Pew Pew… take that…”

♬
Little man
When you stand by my side
Then I know I don’t have
To hide from anyone
♬

“Silence! I’m watching M*A*S*H reruns”