OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Jong Un's Bigguns Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Jong Un’s Bigguns Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.




First: markm – KJ Un: “…how in theee hell could DHS buy up all the ammo??”

Second: Paul Hooson“I decided to declare war on my barber…”

Third(tie): physics geekKim Jong-Un: “So when does the flag that says ‘BOOM!’ pop out?”

Third(tie): Michael Hamm – Which way is South?


Hal 10000“No, I’m NOT compensating for something.”

OzarkHillbilly – “Have you met my friend Biggus Dickus?”

John Burgess“And all I have to do is push that little button and it all starts?”

JKB – Attack America There’s an app for that.

JeremyOvercompensating, Gangnam Style!

Peterh – If I may be so bold as to suggest sir, these publicity shots are getting kinda boring, how ’bout we strap you on to our biggest bomb, aka, Slim Pickens style….


“So all it needs is the Illudium pu-36 Explosive Space Modulator and we can attack the south?”

“Where’s the KaBoom?… There’s supposed to be an earth shattering KaBOOM.”

“Yes, I’m overcompensating for something… The incompetence of my Generals.”

Objects in rear are larger than they appear.

The Monday Contest has already brought out the big Iron… Lady…

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. markm says:


    Thanks RD.

  2. Paul Hooson says:

    Thanks so much Rodney. I deeply appreciate it. Hair jokes are always one my favorite shticks to resort to when I need to conjure up a cheap joke.

    BTW, did you hear that one of of victims of the marathon bombing was so angry about becoming an amputee, so he contacted a lawyer to the sue the families of the bombers. The lawyer looked at the facts and told him that the guy who actually built the bomb is dead. “I’m afraid you don’t have a leg to stand on”.

    I can almost hear the groans coming up Broadway now….