OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced after Tuesday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. John Burgess says:

    “And all I have to do is push that little button and it all starts?”

  2. Michael Hamm says:

    Which way is South?

  3. markm says:

    Minion: “….what do you mean I didn’t pass my background check?”.

  4. markm says:

    Minion on his I-Pad mini: “…what is three words that starts with a ‘g’ that is used to fire a projectile?”.

  5. markm says:

    KJ Un: “….how in theee hell could DHS buy up all the ammo??”

  6. OzarkHillbilly says:

    “Have you met my friend Biggus Dickus?”

  7. markm says:

    “Step 9….pull the trigger* ”

    * NOTE: make sure the muzzle is NOT pointed at anything of importance

    Minion “…..awe dang”

  8. Tony W says:

    That was great guys, really great. Let’s go get another couple of pork sandwiches, I feel a bit light headed.

  9. Hal 10000 says:

    “No, I’m NOT compensating for something.”

  10. JKB says:

    Attack America There’s an app for that.

  11. JKB says:

    “This American Special Ops sniper app says we should walk 20 meters this way then stop and wait.” “It promises a mind blowing revelation”

  12. John425 says:

    Soldier taking notes: “OK, fat boy. You say your name is Kim Jong Un, or is it Uno?” And you are the leader of what?

  13. roger says:

    Officer typing message to John Kerry: “We’re ready. Come at me brah!”

    Li’l Kim: “Don’t forget to include a photo of this long-range missile launcher.”

    Officer talking to other officer in the background: “We are soooo screwed.”

  14. physics geek says:

    Kim Jong-Un: “So when does the flag that says ‘BOOM!’ pop out?”

  15. John425 says:

    Kim Jong-Un demands APB for last week’s lost sheep and issues a shoot to kill order.

  16. Jeremy says:

    Overcompensating, Gangnam Style!

  17. Jeremy says:

    Minion: “Okay, so that’ll be a Reuben with extra dressing, extra corned beef, and extra sauerkraut. Two chocolate chip cookies and a burned Seoul on the side.”

  18. Jeremy says:

    Minion: “Mr. Kim, sir, there’s a problem. This model of artillery was made in France. It only shoots out white flags.”

    Kim: “But we won’t be surrendering, so it will be a false flag operation! Brilliant!”

  19. Paul Hooson says:

    “I decided to declare war on my barber…”.

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    “If this gig doesn’t work out, then I’ll just open up a convenience store and overcharge people for beer and cigarettes. That will be the greatest business in the North Korean economy”.

  21. Paul Hooson says:

    ” So General Kim, the gun looks good, but does it work. It’s made in North Korea, you know?”.

  22. Paul Hooson says:

    “The United States is no doubt shaking in their boots with our intimidating 1951 vintage Soviet Union weapons we received from our friend, Josef Stalin. But, I hope the shells aren’t too rusty to work”.

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    “There’s a funny thing about North Korean food…..there isn’t any”,

  24. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’m the only fat boy in North Korea. I’m the only one who gets to eat”.

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    Boy: “Dad, who tells the worst North Korea jokes?”.

    Dad: “Who son?”.

    Boy: “Aw dad, you guessed it!”.

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    “Kim Hoosono, your jokes are awful. No rice ration for you”.

  27. Peterh says:

    If I may be so bold as to suggest sir, these publicity shots are getting kinda boring, how ‘bout we strap you on to our biggest bomb, aka, Slim Pickens style….

  28. al-Ameda says:

    Wait, did we get that background check clearance?

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    North Korea jokes! Because a comic would be worst than the terrorists if he told Boston Marathon jokes right now!

  30. Red Barchetta says:

    “Mines bigger.” “No, my cucumber is bigger than yours……”