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Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

North Korean leader Kim Jong Un stands on the conning tower of a submarine during his inspection of the KPA Naval Unit 167


Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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  1. “The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed. If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow would be lost, the Minnow would be lost…….”

  2. James Pearce says:

    This is a bit obvious, but…..

    “I’m king of the world!”

  3. Mu says:

    “And they told me I couldn’t have a submarine as a bathtub toy. Just needed a bigger bathtub.”

  4. Moosebreath says:

    We need to toss some ballast overboard — Sung, you go first.

  5. legion says:

    My apologies, honored leader, but we need to import more canola oil to flood this neighborhood if we’re going to get you unstuck from that manhole.

  6. CSK says:

    “We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine…”

  7. RockThisTown says:

    Being paranoid of eavesdropping, Kim Jong-Un orders his underlings to use 1950’s-technology wired communications devices.

  8. Franklin says:

    C’mon, guys, look at me! I wanted a sub … sandwich!

  9. markm says:

    “HO-REE-CRAP…..I can see North Korea from here…..”

  10. RockThisTown says:

    In the updated version, the white whale captains the ship.

  11. markm says:

    “NO I AM NOT KIDDING….the fat kid wants a pizza air delivered. Here’s our coordinates…”

  12. markm says:

    “They call me Kim Jong Unshmael….”

  13. RockThisTown says:

    We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

  14. RockThisTown says:

    SpongeKim Square Head.

  15. al-Ameda says:

    “We’re not going back, right? RIGHT?”

  16. rodney dill says:

    “No way that football headed kid with the tuba can follow you here supreme leader.”

  17. Franklin says:

    And now, I will preemptively attack the yachts of Seth Rogen and James Franco …

  18. OzarkHillbilly says:

    What do you mean we’re sinking? If I say tanks float, THEY FLOAT!

  19. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Sir? I see a Baskin Robbins on the horizon. What flavor do you want?

  20. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The Kimchi of the seas.

  21. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Boy, the things a North Korean leader has to do to get a little take out pizza.

  22. DrDaveT says:

    North Korea prepares to test their new KJ-I1 torpedo, as soon as the barber finishes adjusting the fuse.

  23. RockThisTown says:

    He’s not just a schlob . . . he’s an adventure.

  24. Jc says:

    In the navy!
    Yes, you can sail the seven seas
    In the navy!
    Yes, your thoughts, mind, body and soul belong to me!
    In the navy!

  25. Franklin says:

    Cruising slowly past South Korea, Jong-Un amuses himself by yelling out “Hey President Park, we’ll be back to pick you up later!”

  26. John425 says:

    Little Kim Jong Un decides to do Michael Dukakis’s tank photo op one better.

    Sailor on comm. device: ” He’s up here. DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!

    Kim thought bubble: “Hooray! Today I win my second merit badge–submarine warfare.”

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    “Wow, those James Bond villains are sure going downhill….”

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    A North Korea circus feat….How many can you put in a one man submarine….

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    Those admiral uniforms double as cook uniforms in the kitchen….

  30. Daniel says:

    “The assassination plot failed. We got him stuck all right and then tried to dive. Five times. His fat and hot air kept dragging us to the surface”

  31. RockThisTown says:

    “If only my Uncle Jang could see me now!”

  32. Guarneri says:

    Kwang said “hey fat boy the whales are over HERE,” Ho laughed……..and no one has seen them since.

  33. Guarneri says:

    Which one is not like the other??

  34. Guarneri says:

    Dear Leader took care of business while the sailors repeatedly announced over the PA system assurances to those below that it was pure hell on deck in the gale.

  35. RGardner says:

    Emergency Deep!
    [= good riddance. OK, bottom of barrel, but I’m a submariner and wouldn’t trust the rat-trap NK subs of USSR design].

    My submarines are so powerful that they are always on the surface! Only weak Imperialist lackey submarines submerge!

    BTW, they have to be going slowly for the photo op, otherwise those fancy white hats/covers would be long gone, though one guy is holding his.

  36. Franklin says:

    “I wonder what Freud would have thought of my obsession with missiles and submarines …”

  37. Pinky says:

    a sub standard leader with a sub normal intellect for a sub optimal state

  38. Mark Ryan says:

    “Our weader is reqwesting a toiwet becawse he says he’s about to trow up.”

  39. Mark Ryan says:

    “Sir, Land Ho!”
    “I no see no Ho’s”

  40. Paul Hooson says:

    “Gee that new Seth Rogan movie sure makes that Korean leader look silly….Oh, wait a minute that is the real North Korean leader….”

  41. Paul Hooson says:

    Three men in a tub?

  42. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey Kim!”

    Everybody turns around to look….

  43. Paul Hooson says:

    “Hey Un, you ever notice where every porn film has the same plot?”

    “Yeah, if Alfred Hitchcock directed porn, there would always be a plot twist. People would leave the theater and say, “Wow, I never saw that coming. That was a real plot twist. That Hitchcock is a real master of suspense…”

  44. Young Jong Un on a Real-Life Hunt for ‘Team America’

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  46. Young Jong Un on Yet Another Real-Life Hunt for ‘Team America’, While Aboard the NKN’s ‘Red October’

  47. While Aboard the NKN’s ‘Red October’, Young Jong Un Attempts to Hunt Down the Real-Life ‘Team America’.

  48. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’m saving money on Christmas this year…..Robin Williams is off my list…”

  49. Paul Hooson says:

    “Take that you Sony Pictures SOBS!”