Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, December 1, 2014
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
“The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed. If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow would be lost, the Minnow would be lost…….”
This is a bit obvious, but…..
“I’m king of the world!”
“And they told me I couldn’t have a submarine as a bathtub toy. Just needed a bigger bathtub.”
We need to toss some ballast overboard — Sung, you go first.
My apologies, honored leader, but we need to import more canola oil to flood this neighborhood if we’re going to get you unstuck from that manhole.
“We all live in a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine, a yellow submarine…”
Being paranoid of eavesdropping, Kim Jong-Un orders his underlings to use 1950’s-technology wired communications devices.
C’mon, guys, look at me! I wanted a sub … sandwich!
“HO-REE-CRAP…..I can see North Korea from here…..”
In the updated version, the white whale captains the ship.
“NO I AM NOT KIDDING….the fat kid wants a pizza air delivered. Here’s our coordinates…”
“They call me Kim Jong Unshmael….”
We’re gonna need a bigger boat.
SpongeKim Square Head.
“We’re not going back, right? RIGHT?”
“No way that football headed kid with the tuba can follow you here supreme leader.”
And now, I will preemptively attack the yachts of Seth Rogen and James Franco …
What do you mean we’re sinking? If I say tanks float, THEY FLOAT!
Sir? I see a Baskin Robbins on the horizon. What flavor do you want?
The Kimchi of the seas.
Boy, the things a North Korean leader has to do to get a little take out pizza.
North Korea prepares to test their new KJ-I1 torpedo, as soon as the barber finishes adjusting the fuse.
He’s not just a schlob . . . he’s an adventure.
In the navy!
Yes, you can sail the seven seas
In the navy!
Yes, your thoughts, mind, body and soul belong to me!
In the navy!
Cruising slowly past South Korea, Jong-Un amuses himself by yelling out “Hey President Park, we’ll be back to pick you up later!”
Little Kim Jong Un decides to do Michael Dukakis’s tank photo op one better.
Sailor on comm. device: ” He’s up here. DIVE! DIVE! DIVE!
Kim thought bubble: “Hooray! Today I win my second merit badge–submarine warfare.”
“Wow, those James Bond villains are sure going downhill….”
A North Korea circus feat….How many can you put in a one man submarine….
Those admiral uniforms double as cook uniforms in the kitchen….
“The assassination plot failed. We got him stuck all right and then tried to dive. Five times. His fat and hot air kept dragging us to the surface”
“If only my Uncle Jang could see me now!”
Kwang said “hey fat boy the whales are over HERE,” Ho laughed……..and no one has seen them since.
Which one is not like the other??
Dear Leader took care of business while the sailors repeatedly announced over the PA system assurances to those below that it was pure hell on deck in the gale.
[= good riddance. OK, bottom of barrel, but I’m a submariner and wouldn’t trust the rat-trap NK subs of USSR design].
My submarines are so powerful that they are always on the surface! Only weak Imperialist lackey submarines submerge!
BTW, they have to be going slowly for the photo op, otherwise those fancy white hats/covers would be long gone, though one guy is holding his.
“I wonder what Freud would have thought of my obsession with missiles and submarines …”
a sub standard leader with a sub normal intellect for a sub optimal state
“Our weader is reqwesting a toiwet becawse he says he’s about to trow up.”
“Sir, Land Ho!”
“I no see no Ho’s”
“Gee that new Seth Rogan movie sure makes that Korean leader look silly….Oh, wait a minute that is the real North Korean leader….”
Three men in a tub?
Everybody turns around to look….
“Hey Un, you ever notice where every porn film has the same plot?”
“Yeah, if Alfred Hitchcock directed porn, there would always be a plot twist. People would leave the theater and say, “Wow, I never saw that coming. That was a real plot twist. That Hitchcock is a real master of suspense…”
Young Jong Un on a Real-Life Hunt for ‘Team America’
Young Jong Un on a Real-Life Hunt for ‘Team America’ Red October
Young Jong Un on Yet Another Real-Life Hunt for ‘Team America’, While Aboard the NKN’s ‘Red October’
While Aboard the NKN’s ‘Red October’, Young Jong Un Attempts to Hunt Down the Real-Life ‘Team America’.
“I’m saving money on Christmas this year…..Robin Williams is off my list…”
“Take that you Sony Pictures SOBS!”
Make a one-time donation
North Korea Says Kim Jong Un’s Uncle Has Been Executed
North Korea’s Bluster: How Should We Respond?
OTB Caption Contest Winners
OTB Caption Contest