OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM



Winners will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Gary Owen says:

    No, Fearless Leader, apparently the Americans do this with needles. We’ll aim for his left leg this time.

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Ooof, heart burn. Who ordered the pizza? Execute him immediately.

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    What do you mean our scientists say we can’t build missiles as big as the S Koreans? Execute them immediately!

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Doug Mataconis: I HATE constipation! Execute my proctologist immediately!

  5. Moosebreath says:

    Right here is where we will dig the field latrine. Get right on it, Kim Luk.

  6. Tillman says:

    “No, no, I do not gain joy from this. Feed the rest of his family to the wolves as well.”

  7. RockThisTown says:

    “This is where we put the golf course & it is not too sandy! Find a way to fix it or die!”

  8. RockThisTown says:

    “Get Rodman here. I need wise counsel for where to build my palace.”

  9. al-Ameda says:

    “If we build it, they will come?”

  10. RockThisTown says:

    “O Supreme Dude . . . . that’s like 2 miles from here.”

  11. Guys, did you ever just think that what we’re doing here is really stupid?

  12. Franklin says:

    @Doug Mataconis: Maybe OTB needs a Photoshop contest. Mmm, on second thought …

  13. He who must not be named says:

    If you want a picture of the future of North Korea, imagine a pudgy Kim Jong-un squatting on a human face — forever.

  14. He who must not be named says:

    Charlie still doesn’t surf.

  15. Franklin says:

    Just marking my territory, like a cat. A fat black cat.

  16. Pinky says:

    North Korean Science Proves Dark Colors Not Slimming

  17. Pinky says:

    @Franklin: A Photoshop contest would be great. Put Dennis Rodman somewhere way in the back – Crouching Tyrant, Hidden Drag Queen.

  18. jd says:

    A location is chosen for the People’s Space Effort Trampoline.

  19. Hal_10000 says:

    North Koreans would be pooping on bluebonnets … if there weren’t a shortage of them.

  20. Hal_10000 says:

    OK, men, take a really good look. Is this not the coolest hair style you have ever seen?

  21. Hal_10000 says:

    Kim Jung Un prepares to lead both loyal members of the Korean People’s Army into battle.

  22. Tillman says:

    The Supreme Leader drags his only two confidants after the last purge out into a field. “I have constipation,” he says.

  23. Tillman says:

    Dude on the far right is trying to figure out if he, his cohort and the Supreme Leader are arrayed in an scalene or isosceles triangle.

  24. Matt Bernius says:


    A Photoshop contest would be great. Put Dennis Rodman somewhere way in the back – Crouching Tyrant, Hidden Drag Queen.

    Shut her down, Pinky just won the thread.

  25. rodney dill says:


  26. Franklin says:

    @Pinky: Well played, sir.

  27. John425 says:

    Soldier with walkie-talkie: ” His Excellency orders you to release the Kracken Rodman!”

    Kim Jong Un: “I sliced left, about 200 yards off. Put it down as a hole-in-one.”

    Kim: “My new estate castle will have my private privy right here on this spot. Put down a mile marker and list it as a veneration stopover.”

  28. CSK says:

    “No, dagnabbit, the sheriff is a ni(CLANG)!”

  29. “I love the smell of napalm in the morning…smells like victory.”

  30. He who must not be named says:

    So, you’re telling me that in the United States they will pay $200 on ounce for grass?

  31. MstrB says:

    Clean up, aisle leader

  32. CSK says:


    “Crouching Tyrant, Hidden Drag Queen.”


  33. Mu says:

    The latest remake of Kagemusha, set in modern times, was only a moderate success outside North Korea.

  34. Bill says:

    Kim to radioman

    “Please announce to the country I have just passed the 2015 domestic budget.”

  35. North Korean leader Kim Jung Un demonstrates the squat thrusts that every citizen of his country will be required to perform each morning.

  36. Bill says:

    It was all fun and games until I took one to the knee.

  37. PAUL HOOSON says:

    “Feed my barber to the dogs!”

  38. PAUL HOOSON says:

    North Korea’s greatest secret weapons? A biplane…A few firecrackers….And a playing card and a clothespin on bicycle spokes….

  39. PAUL HOOSON says:

    North Korea’s biggest hit song? ….”Who Let The Dogs Out….On My Uncle”.

  40. PAUL HOOSON says:

    They say that black is ….well, the new black…

  41. PAUL HOOSON says:

    A chip off the old family block…

  42. PAUL HOOSON says:

    It’s hard to follow in your dad’s footsteps…..But, this guy is doing a bang-up job there!

  43. He who must not be named says:

    Way back when in ’47,
    Grandad was lost in a Juche high.
    Sweet things from Yalu so young and willing,
    Moved down to Pyongyang, where the hell am I?
    Hey Kim Jong-un, no, we can’t dance together.
    No we can’t talk at all.
    Please take me along when you slide on down.

    Hey Kim Jong-un, that’s DMZ land.
    He wants to relive the fall of Seoul.
    It’s hard times befallen the Seoul survivors,
    We think he’s crazy, this crap is growing old.

    Hey Kim Jong-un, no, we got nothing in common.
    No, we can’t talk at all.
    Please take me along when you slide on down.

    The Nodong-1, launched from Musudan-ri,
    Make tonight a wonderful thing.

    No, we can’t dance together.
    No, we can’t talk at all.

  44. PAUL HOOSON says:

    In an alternate universe his doppelganger runs a neighborhood convenience store…..

  45. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Sometimes some people act like real Communists…..

  46. John425 says:

    Kim Jong Un: “We need to get a little closer to the blast zone.”
    Soldier with binoculars: “But Glorious Leader, we are already in deep kimchee.”

  47. Melissa Fletcher says:

    Yes, it could be Dennis or someone from an 80s hair band time travelling to meet me.

  48. PAUL HOOSON says:

    One’s a dictator bent on world domination, running a one party system, censoring and controlling the media, misusing a huge military…..Well, I guess Vladimir Putin and this guy are pretty much all the same….

  49. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Some guys just have a way of making al Qaeda look like bleeding heart liberals….

  50. PAUL HOOSON says:

    A former girlfriend of Kim Jong Un was machine gunned and her relatives all sent to prison for her doing a sex video…..It’s sure tough being a porn queen in North Korea…

  51. PAUL HOOSON says:

    Q: Which country sure makes products from South Korea look good?

    A: North Korea….