OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced after Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. In retrospect, Michael Dukakis should have worn a head scarf instead of that Snoopy helmet.

  2. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The Queen Mum has had it up to here with Prince Harry’s shenanigans.

  3. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Paparazzi beware.

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    It’s good to be the Queen.

  5. OzarkHillbilly says:

    The real reason the Taliban were unable to get Prince Harry when he was in Afghanistan.

  6. Tony W says:

    Determined to continue an old tradition last observed by her predecessor Richard III, Queen Elizabeth leads British troops into battle.

  7. John Burgess says:

    Margaret Thatcher was determined to show that she’d back up her policy preferences with force if necessary.

  8. John Burgess says:

    Looking Back: Margaret Thatcher makes her break from the nunnery.

  9. OzarkHillbilly says:

    WAY off topic, but I had to pass on this little nugget of life imitating art, or at least an instance of art getting it truly right:

    During the Boston “lock down”, the police requested that Dunkin Donuts remained open. Why?

    “At the direction of authorities, select Dunkin’ Donuts restaurants in the Boston area are open to take care of the needs of law enforcement and first responders.”

    I guess a cop without his donut is…. well…. A cop without his donut.

  10. mannning says:

    I always wanted a tank for my daily commute, just to intimidate the roadragers. Now I have one, so look out!

  11. Donald Sensing says:

    Security at the London Marathon was raised to its highest possible level.

  12. “Does this tank make me look fat?”

  13. Hal 10000 says:

    in a stunning turn of events, Margaret Thatcher rose from the dead today just to show how she’d deal with recent Argentine saber-rattling over the Falklands.

  14. “Your majesty, your tank is over here.”

    “General, they are all my tanks.”

    With apologies to Lyndon Johnson

  15. OzarkHillbilly says:

    @Donald Sensing:

    “Does this tank make me look fat?”

    That’s it. You win.

  16. Crusty Dem says:

    (AP) – Never one to shy away from the task at hand, today Margaret Thatcher took a rare day off if work, picked out her own marital aide, and personally delivered it to its new residence at 12 Downing Street.

  17. rodney dill says:

    “Ooooo…. This makes my Iron Lady parts tingle.”

  18. John425 says:

    A Kardashian will do ANYTHING for publicity!

    Survivor! The season’s finale

  19. rodney dill says:


    Survivor! The season’s finale

    Boston Marathon Edition… (too soon?)

  20. Margaret Thatcher was famous for mounting a metallic schlong on the front of her SUV for each political enemy she crushed, which is the reason she was called the Iron Lady by friends but a dicktator by foes.

  21. Fog says:

    Tally-ho Mo-fo !!

  22. Peterh says:

    A “White Lady” is a type of female ghost reportedly seen in rural areas and associated with some local legend of tragedy…….NAILED…..

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    “Gee thanks a lot for the suggestion, Michael Dukakis. The tank idea sure worked good for you as well….”.

  24. Jim M says:

    Queen Elizabeth trying out the UK’s first all Electric Full Battle Tank with a blistering 3 mile operational distance per 8 hrs of charge.

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    “At last, I found one British car that holds up decently…”.

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    “The tank idea worked well for Marc Bolan on TANX, so I’ll give it a try”. (This may be a little obscure if you’re not from the UK)

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    “Marc Bolan used TANX as a substitute for his penis. I’ll use this tank as a substitute for mine”.

  28. physics geek says:

    “Look! I’m Michael Dukakis!”

  29. John425 says:

    NYC Mayor Bloomberg to enforce his “Big Gulp” soda ban.

  30. Michael Hamm says:

    Cuba’s “ladies-in-White” freedom protesters finally receive Western support to overthrow the Castro brothers.

  31. Jeremy says:

    “I say, smashing the Argentinians is just smashing!”

  32. ♫Don’t cry for me Argentina♫

  33. Thanks to Ronnie baby, Margaret Thatcher rides roughshod over the Monroe Doctrine in the war for the Falkland Islands (Islas Malvinas).

  34. ♫Stand down, Margaret. Please. Stand down, Margaret♫

  35. 007: I prefer my Margarita shaken, but not stirred.

  36. Sean Connery (007): I prefer my Margarita shaken, but not stirred.

  37. The Iron Lady rises from the grave to personally lead the Zombie Apocalypses.

  38. The Iron Lady on Guy Fawkes Day

  39. Hey, Wait a Minute! Is That, Cher?