Monday, April 25, 2016
Time the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.
Are you absolutely sure this is the closest you could get me to the Victoria’s Secret photo shoot?
I can see Alaska from my front porch!
Looking at something with the blinders on: Not too different from many other politicians.
“It’s my wife, and my chauffeur – eating my gummi bears! Kill them”
One requirement for the Stereoperiscope MkII was that it be taller than the Supreme Leader’s royal pompadour.
“I can see the girls bathroom. What? In the U.S. I can go in there? Then why do I need this silly periscope?”
It was supposed to be a funny joke, but as soon as The Great Leader backed away, his staff immediately regretted putting ink on the eyepiece.
The Supreme Leader testing the infrastructure of his Jar-Jar Binks costume.
Missile failure seen at 50x magnification. Magnificent!
The North Korean attempt to develop “rabbit eyes” was not a success, as they failed to realized that no one in the rest of the world had used “rabbit ears” in decades.
Well-fed girls across DMZ have, how you say, junk in trunk? Maybe South Korea not the worst Korea, after all!
“And this clever device, Dear Leader, simulates what it might feel like to look around if you were normal height!”
“Just keep turning the knob, sir, and you will see Bambi sliding across the ice …”
Meanwhile at Kim Jong Un’s annual eye exam…”I-W-I-L-L…”okay sir, now read the next line” “K-I-L-L-A-L-L” “Vision looks great, sir!”
Kim Jong Un– an able and widely-hailed ophthalmologist. Who knew?
Kim Jong Un: “Is no good. I cannot receive cable news!”
Kim Jong Un: “Yes, I can see them move their arms. It spells Y-M-C-A. Is that imperialist Morse code?”
Sadly, if Dear Leader lived in the U.S. he’d probably be working 18 hours a day, 365 days a year operating the corner grocery store selling bums cigarettes and wine…
I suspect he’s looking over the border hoping to kidnap a better barber…
Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!
As a full-fledge member of Beyoncé’s beehive, Kim Jong-un prepares a nuclear strike on Rachael “Becky” Roy.
Apparently, all of the good barbers defected to the South…
LITTLE BIG MAN?
Yet more fun with those Stalin-era Soviet Union discard items?
It’s a small world after all.
Kim’s legacy is cemented as he transforms from hermit to Kermit.
They say that Hillary and Trump are starting to look for running mates. I don’t know is this guy or Lucifer, a democrat or a republican?
The CIA discovered that North Korea’s top leaders host wild sex parties and sex games. During some games, losers get their heads partially shaved….Guess who lost…
Looking to choose Carly Florina as well?
“Gee, I thought I was a crummy guy, but then Dennis Hastert comes along…”.
“Wow, I didn’t think that it was possible for the Americans to top Newt Gingrich as the worst Speaker Of The House, but they found Dennis Hastert…”.
Why is North Korea such a bad place to live?
They have no Seoul…
Seoul brother #1?
“I’m a Seoul man…”.
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The lord of all he surveys.
Wow! I see many targets for my missiles!
From here he can tell that bean sprouts are on the #3 combination plate…
Strangely, in a 1940’s version of a movie about his life, he would be played by a white guy in makeup…also with a bad haircut…
Sadly, I’m not impressed with his $5 special haircut…
It hardly seems possible, but the North Korean version of Jar Jar Binks sucks even more!
Taking photos for the North Korean version of GIRLS GONE WILD?
He rules by fear. If he takes your picture, you lose your Seoul…
The worst wedding photographer ever…
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