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Winners for this contest will be announced next weekend.

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Tim says:

    Are you absolutely sure this is the closest you could get me to the Victoria’s Secret photo shoot?

  2. Dave Schuler says:

    I can see Alaska from my front porch!

  3. Jeron says:

    Looking at something with the blinders on: Not too different from many other politicians.

  4. Mu says:

    “It’s my wife, and my chauffeur – eating my gummi bears! Kill them”

  5. Jon Waltz says:

    One requirement for the Stereoperiscope MkII was that it be taller than the Supreme Leader’s royal pompadour.

  6. RockThisTown says:

    “I can see the girls bathroom. What? In the U.S. I can go in there? Then why do I need this silly periscope?”

  7. Tony W says:

    It was supposed to be a funny joke, but as soon as The Great Leader backed away, his staff immediately regretted putting ink on the eyepiece.

  8. Mr. Prosser says:

    The Supreme Leader testing the infrastructure of his Jar-Jar Binks costume.

  9. RockThisTown says:

    Missile failure seen at 50x magnification. Magnificent!

  10. Moosebreath says:

    The North Korean attempt to develop “rabbit eyes” was not a success, as they failed to realized that no one in the rest of the world had used “rabbit ears” in decades.

  11. Franklin says:

    Well-fed girls across DMZ have, how you say, junk in trunk? Maybe South Korea not the worst Korea, after all!

  12. Franklin says:

    “And this clever device, Dear Leader, simulates what it might feel like to look around if you were normal height!”

  13. Franklin says:

    “Just keep turning the knob, sir, and you will see Bambi sliding across the ice …”

  14. Jc says:

    Meanwhile at Kim Jong Un’s annual eye exam…”I-W-I-L-L…”okay sir, now read the next line” “K-I-L-L-A-L-L” “Vision looks great, sir!”

  15. john430 says:

    Kim Jong Un– an able and widely-hailed ophthalmologist. Who knew?

    Kim Jong Un: “Is no good. I cannot receive cable news!”

    Kim Jong Un: “Yes, I can see them move their arms. It spells Y-M-C-A. Is that imperialist Morse code?”

  16. Paul Hooson says:

    Sadly, if Dear Leader lived in the U.S. he’d probably be working 18 hours a day, 365 days a year operating the corner grocery store selling bums cigarettes and wine…

  17. Paul Hooson says:

    I suspect he’s looking over the border hoping to kidnap a better barber…

  18. DrDaveT says:

    Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering kaboom!

  19. As a full-fledge member of Beyoncé’s beehive, Kim Jong-un prepares a nuclear strike on Rachael “Becky” Roy.

  20. Paul Hooson says:

    Apparently, all of the good barbers defected to the South…

  21. Paul Hooson says:


  22. Paul Hooson says:

    Yet more fun with those Stalin-era Soviet Union discard items?

  23. Paul Hooson says:

    It’s a small world after all.

  24. Franklin says:

    Kim’s legacy is cemented as he transforms from hermit to Kermit.

  25. Paul Hooson says:

    They say that Hillary and Trump are starting to look for running mates. I don’t know is this guy or Lucifer, a democrat or a republican?

  26. Paul Hooson says:

    The CIA discovered that North Korea’s top leaders host wild sex parties and sex games. During some games, losers get their heads partially shaved….Guess who lost…

  27. Paul Hooson says:

    Looking to choose Carly Florina as well?

  28. Paul Hooson says:

    “Gee, I thought I was a crummy guy, but then Dennis Hastert comes along…”.

  29. Paul Hooson says:

    “Wow, I didn’t think that it was possible for the Americans to top Newt Gingrich as the worst Speaker Of The House, but they found Dennis Hastert…”.

  30. Paul Hooson says:

    Why is North Korea such a bad place to live?

    They have no Seoul…

  31. Paul Hooson says:

    Seoul what?

  32. Paul Hooson says:

    Seoul brother #1?

  33. Paul Hooson says:

    “I’m a Seoul man…”.

  34. Paul Hooson says:


  35. Dave Schuler says:

    The lord of all he surveys.

  36. Paul Hooson says:

    “Look, Godzilla!”.

  37. drmrs says:

    Wow! I see many targets for my missiles!

  38. Paul Hooson says:

    From here he can tell that bean sprouts are on the #3 combination plate…

  39. Paul Hooson says:

    Strangely, in a 1940’s version of a movie about his life, he would be played by a white guy in makeup…also with a bad haircut…

  40. Paul Hooson says:

    Sadly, I’m not impressed with his $5 special haircut…

  41. Paul Hooson says:

    It hardly seems possible, but the North Korean version of Jar Jar Binks sucks even more!

  42. Paul Hooson says:

    Taking photos for the North Korean version of GIRLS GONE WILD?

  43. Paul Hooson says:

    He rules by fear. If he takes your picture, you lose your Seoul…

  44. Paul Hooson says:

    The worst wedding photographer ever…