OTB Caption Contest Winners

The Cock-a-Doodle Do It My Way Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

The Cock-a-Doodle Do It My Way Edition OTB Caption ContestTM is now over.

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First: RockThisTown – President Trump – Making America Finger Lickin’ Good Again. -and- “You’re fried!”

Second: Moosebreath – The 2016 election was the people saying a giant “Cluck You” to the elites. Now the chickens are coming home to roost.

Third: Hal_10000Trump’s replacement symbol for the American eagle was met with mixed reviews.


DrDaveT – “Finger lickin’ good” just ain’t the same when the fingers are so dang short.

john430 – China may have second thoughts about celebrating The Year of The Rooster with this political turkey.

bill – It’s so great for white people to be able to joke about the president after 8 yrs.

Mu – After losing the election, Hilary Clinton became a greeter at Chicks r’ us

Paul Hooson – Like the president, he loves to “Tweet Tweet!”.

barbintheboonies – Just give me enough to wet my beak.


…as China and U.S. Politicians are already aware… This IS the year of the Cock.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? and Congress? and the Senate? and the Democrats? and Women? and refugees? and illegal immigrants? and China, and the UN? and Nato? and it’s closest allies and….

Trump nearly stood up to the Vicious Chicken of Bristol.

Where’s the Beef?

(Ceelo Green Reprise)

I see you clucking ’round town,
with the breakfast I love,
And I’m like fry you.
I guess that big bunch waffles just wasn’t enough,
I’m like fry you and a dozen eggs too.
With butter it’s richer, and large cream pitcher,
Big as a ship (Chorus: Ain’t that some ship)
With a cloggin’ pain in my chest,
I’ll whisk up some eggs next,
just to fry you… (Chorus: ooh ooh ooh)

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Paul Hooson says:

    Ah, thank you so much Rodney and everyone for the honorable mention! But, then again I get so inspired by some of these things and into a joke writing zone that I’m like a man repossessed!

  2. RockThisTown says:

    Oh, wow, thanks, Rodney. I’m doubly humbled to return to the winner’s circle. I’ll be using my winnings to pay a few bills, take a vacay, get a new vehicle, OR . . . . maybe a better use would be to convince my teenage daughter I’m (occasionally) funny.

  3. Rodney Dill says:

    @RockThisTown: ….about the daughter… That’s an uphill battle.

  4. RockThisTown says:

    @Rodney Dill: Yep . . . sigh.

  5. Franklin says:

    Fantastic entries this week, and consequently RockThisTown should be extra proud to be the cock-of-the-hill, if you will.