STARSKY AND HUTCH: THE MOTION PICTURE
Just the news we’ve all been waiting for! Warner Bros. is making a theatrical movie of Starsky and Hutch. It gets better! Ben Stiller will play Starsky and Owen Wilson will play Hutch. And Snoop Dogg will play Huggy Bear. Carmen Electra will also have a major role. I smell an Oscar!
(unless it is a comedy)
NOOOOOOOO!
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