Tweet of the day

Shut it down for the day, because it isn't going to get better than this one.

Oh dang! Feel free to share your contenders for Tweet of the Day in the comments, but they have a major hill to climb to beat this one.

FILED UNDER: 2024 Election, Crime, Entertainment, Humor, Law and the Courts, Religion, US Politics,
Matt Bernius
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Matt Bernius is a design researcher working to create more equitable government systems and experiences. He's currently a Principal User Researcher on Code for America's "GetCalFresh" program, helping people apply for SNAP food benefits in California. Prior to joining CfA, he worked at Measures for Justice and at Effective, a UX agency. Matt has an MA from the University of Chicago.


  1. Flat Earth Luddite says:

    If this doesn’t win (or break) the interwebs today, I can’t imagine what will.

  2. Kari Q says:

    I dunno, I thought this was pretty good.

  3. Jen says:

    @Kari Q: Wow. That’s medal-worthy. Impressive!

  4. OzarkHillbilly says:

    Heh, I haven’t been around much today, but this one is a topper.

  5. Just nutha ignint cracker says:

    @One American: We got to hear the Watergate tapes. Any chance of that this time?

  6. Kathy says:

    I think I get to correct the quote I used the other day in a similar context. I got the gist right, though:

    Brain : Do you practice being dim or is it a natural talent?
    Pinky : Oh practice Brain. All day, EVERYDAY!

  7. Mister Bluster says:


  8. Mister Bluster says:

    Why can I post here but not on Monday’s Forum Thread?

  9. Matt Bernius says:

    @Kari Q:
    That one is up there too.

    @Mister Bluster:
    Huh, the ways of OTB’s comments are strange and mysterious.

    @One American:
    If those tapes, much like the “whistleblower”, ever materialize to actually go into/on the record, we will definitely cover them.

  10. @One American: Except, there isn’t.

  11. al Ameda says:

    @One American:

    Well there’s a whole bunch of breaking news about criminal Biden’s recordings taking bribes

    In other words, there is no evidence of Biden’s wrongdoing, only a Republican talking point that represents your fever dream that Biden took bribes.