Friday, November 19, 2004
Winners will be announced on Monday.
Reginald was perplexed, all his life he had imaged that the Equator ran East and West.
That’s what I call a Continental Divide!
Great picture for a caption contest, but I just can’t think of any other cracks to make about it.
A new mapping technique shows the crack of evil. Most of the countries on the crack also belong to the axis of evil.
That’s funny, I could have sworn the Cape of Good Hope was somewhere else.
The Middle East looks to be in just about the right place.
“…and this is your planet after an assteroid impact.”
Before this Green Peace had thought that the Prudhoe Bay drilling had had a huge environmental impact.
gives “journey to the center of the earth” a whole new meaning…. and I’m not sure I like it.
I guess we have to have a new defintion of the verb “to moon,” too…
a map of the ham-isperes
The Great Rift Valley just shifted east a little bit…
AP BREAKING: In an unprecedented seismological event the whole state of Florida has rotated and the Florida Keys now point toward the North.
Giving new meaning to ‘passing a Global Test’
What happens when George Bush plants a boot where it’s most needed.
“Pimple my ass! That’s a volcanoe!”
A new map of the Earth clearly shows where to drill for gas…
Now we know why Antartica keeps getting blasted by ozone-destroying methane
ANDREW SULLIVAN: “New map of Earth proves that Shangri-la is in Lost Horizon.”
Map of Uranus
Massive geothermal vent discoverd off coast of Africa
Huh. I always thought Guam was the asshole of the world.
Come on, James. This is like shooting fish in a barrel.
The prime meridian seems to have shifted a bit to the east.
it seems usama can only be hiding in one place…
“UN Unveils New Logo!”
Hundreds of angry men were turned back as the trip to Antartica was found to be overbooked.
NASSA unveils its new logo.
yASSer’s arse is fat
“CSI PARIS Reveals Arafat’s Cause of Death:
Gaia got back.
After the bowl of 4 Alarm Texas Chili the Ring of Fire was no longer thought to be just around the Pacific Ocean.
Sic transit gloria mundi
Gaia got back….
Very succint… very funny 🙂
You guys are on a roll – I’m laughing my tuckus off.
As the top brass left the conference room, Rummy snickered, “I almost spit my coffee out when the Bilateral Global View slide went up — did you see their faces??? That’ll teach ’em not to fall asleep during one of our briefs…”
NO BLUE STATES!
ME: “Is that Mo Do’s ass, or Krugman’s?”
THEE: “Krugman’s; Mo Do’s is HAIRIER!”
An “Ass-imuthal Projection”
(that’s a joke for cartogaphers)
“ROVE FLUSHES BLUE STATES”
“W WIPES UP- BLUE STATES FLUSHED”
Here’s photo of what Michael Moore sees whenever he looks in the mirror:
A WORLD-CLASS ASSHOLE!
No wonder penguins smell funny!
Someday, the World will be Mine!
It’s the poster for
ALEXANDER THE GREAT
Coming to a theater near you….
it’s the poster for
The First Gay World Bank – deposits in rear…
Split-up of the Soviet Union Explained?
Leopold over at Outside The Beltway is holding a caption contest for this picture. Head on over a see what has already submitted in the comments and add your own.
Ah good, looks like they wiped the Middle East off the map……
So, Afghanistan, not only opium and heroin, but now the world’s leading supplier of crack…..
She’s Got The Whole World In Her Hams
Didn’t read the others, sorry if it’s repetitive.
It’s a fact : a majority of high school students could not find Iraq on a globe even if using both hands.
Reviewing foreign policy, the president said, “Right now we are more concerned with the ifs than the butts….”
Funny, I thought Krakatoa was east of Java….
First geographer : “So, logically, if the Euphrates is the A-hole of civilisation, then Baghdad is about 250 miles up it…..”
Second geographer : “Does that explain the source of the Shatt-al-Arab ?”
“And at the new Clinton Library be sure to see the Monica Map.”
Shouldn’t that be Netherlands?
And then “W” added, “America plans to let no nation get lost in the cracks.”
“We had to go into the dark recesses of Africa for proof of the existence of the back door.”
“Earth made of jelly, because jam don’t shake like that.”
Buffet was wrong, longitude can effect the attitude more than latitude.
This map of the world selection,
I once thought to be Mercatur projection,
but its contours were round,
it’s crack placement, profound.
and upon study game me an erection.
Picture as newly added to the Earth entry in The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy to along with the text: “Mostly Harmless.”
The middle east: A shitty place to live.
I once met a well-traveled lass –
Though poor, she always traveled 1st class.
She covered her cost
without getting lost
By charging ten francs to see the map on her ass.
Gives new meaning to the phrase ‘dark hole of Calcutta.’
there once was a poster name stotch
who wanted to post a pic’ of a crotch
when the boss took a pass
he instead posted an ass
and now we – for the winner – wait and watch
Soldier in Iraq: “This place smells like shit!”
Soldier in Afghanistan: “This place smells like shit!”
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