Another Prison Torture Scandal
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Thursday, August 4, 2005
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Inmates Complain After 5 Turkey Dinners (AP)
COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. – Five straight turkey dinners prompted El Paso County jail inmates to go on a brief hunger strike. The inmates refused to eat Saturday, arguing that meals such as turkey chili mac, turkey a la king, turkey stew and turkey sausage were unnecessarily cruel.
Dick Durbin is believed to be preparing a statement on this atrocity.
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This sooo reminds me of A Christmas Story:
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That reads like an Onion piece to me. Hard for me to believe it’s true. I guess sometimes reality is funnier than comedy.
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From the Silly News desk
Where is the ACLU for these Prisoners?
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Mark, in your honor I had duck for dinner tonight …
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When I worked at a jail, they served balogna or PBJ sandwiches every single day.
I think those inmates would have preferred a few days of turkey.
I think the moral to this story is if you want to control what you eat, don’t commit any crimes.
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Can I claim child abuse because we had to eat leftovers?
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Had duck, eh? But did you sing the carrol?
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No, I forgot to sing, but I would have sworn that the bird was staring right at me.
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