OTB Caption Contest
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
You put your right hand it and you shake it all about
ZAP!
Mitt’s new strategy: mimicry
The palm before the storm.
Count your fingers afterwards, Mr. President. If any have disappeared, they are probably on the way to China, generating an obscene profit for your opponent.
Shake hands, come out fighting….may the best man win.
Jim Lehrer: Oh, great, now I gotta pee.
Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.
Better shake, now, because I’m about to dismember you, Barry.
Hi, I’m Mitt Romney, and I’m about to make you my bitch, bitch.
Sorry about outsourcing your dad to Kenya
I generally don’t give unsolicited advice, Mr President. But you may want to call Chris Mathews; he’s about to soil himself.
Lehrer: “My plan is coming to fruition! BWAHAHAHAHA!”
MORTAL KOMBAT!
And here, freeze-framed, we see the millisecond Lehrer actually had control of the debate.
“Forward!”
“Backward!”
Lehrer: “We are all going to shake hands, even if I have to shake my own.”
Romney tags off to Obama to see whether he can pwn Lehrer better than Romney did.
“Mitt, the way this will work is I’ll try to get Jim to help me out, and you just keep talking over him. Deal?”
“Deal and deal.”
Lehrer: “Just wait until they hear my first question: ‘A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a debate.’ What happens next?”
Lehrer: “Black man, blue tie, Democrat. White man, red tie, Republican. Black man, blue tie, Democrat. White man, red tie, Republican. Black man, blue tie….”
Good evening, Mr President. I know we are scheduled for 90 minutes….but have you ever heard of the slaughter rule?
@KRM: Red tie, blue tie,
Me lie, you lie.
“Keep that hand out, Mr. President. I’ll be handing you your ass shortly.”
Bet you $10,000 I win this debate.
Don’t give me a 47% handshake…F You…haha, go drink a beer you Quaker…loser says what?…
Mitt: “I was wrong about that.”
Obama: “And I was wrong about you.”
Lehrer: ” I smell Peace Prize!”
“Hey, you don’t have any horns.” “Yeah, and you don’t have a tail.”
“Thank you, Gov. Romney — And thank you, Big Bird.”
“Sure you won the debate, Gov. Romney. But trust me. By the end of the week, all they’ll be talking about is Big Bird.”
“Lord. It’s me, Jim Lehrer. Please, reelect President Obama. So Big Bird and I can keep our jobs.”
“Come here you big lug. You had me at Big Bird.”
“Mark my words, the left-wing media is going to crucify you for that Big Bird gaffe.”
Although victorious for the moment, a week later Gov. Romney would find himself issuing a public apology for his Big Bird gaffe in a PSA aired on PBS.