OTB Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Coco says:

    You put your right hand it and you shake it all about

  2. jd says:


  3. Phillip says:

    Mitt’s new strategy: mimicry

  4. Wyatt Earp says:

    The palm before the storm.

  5. Montanareddog says:

    Count your fingers afterwards, Mr. President. If any have disappeared, they are probably on the way to China, generating an obscene profit for your opponent.

  6. JKB says:

    Shake hands, come out fighting….may the best man win.

  7. Mr. Prosser says:

    Jim Lehrer: Oh, great, now I gotta pee.

  8. Michael Hamm says:

    Keep your friends close and your enemies closer.

  9. Drew says:

    Better shake, now, because I’m about to dismember you, Barry.

  10. C. Clavin says:

    Hi, I’m Mitt Romney, and I’m about to make you my bitch, bitch.

  11. MstrB says:

    Sorry about outsourcing your dad to Kenya

  12. Drew says:

    I generally don’t give unsolicited advice, Mr President. But you may want to call Chris Mathews; he’s about to soil himself.

  13. Jeremy says:

    Lehrer: “My plan is coming to fruition! BWAHAHAHAHA!”

  14. Jeremy says:


  15. Brian says:

    And here, freeze-framed, we see the millisecond Lehrer actually had control of the debate.

  16. “Forward!”

  17. Lehrer: “We are all going to shake hands, even if I have to shake my own.”

  18. Romney tags off to Obama to see whether he can pwn Lehrer better than Romney did.

  19. “Mitt, the way this will work is I’ll try to get Jim to help me out, and you just keep talking over him. Deal?”

    “Deal and deal.”

  20. Lehrer: “Just wait until they hear my first question: ‘A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a debate.’ What happens next?”

  21. KRM says:

    Lehrer: “Black man, blue tie, Democrat. White man, red tie, Republican. Black man, blue tie, Democrat. White man, red tie, Republican. Black man, blue tie….”

  22. Drew says:

    Good evening, Mr President. I know we are scheduled for 90 minutes….but have you ever heard of the slaughter rule?

  23. rodney dill says:

    @KRM: Red tie, blue tie,
    Me lie, you lie.

  24. Jenos Idanian #13 says:

    “Keep that hand out, Mr. President. I’ll be handing you your ass shortly.”

  25. Jc says:

    Bet you $10,000 I win this debate.

  26. Jc says:

    Don’t give me a 47% handshake…F You…haha, go drink a beer you Quaker…loser says what?…

  27. KRM says:

    Mitt: “I was wrong about that.”
    Obama: “And I was wrong about you.”
    Lehrer: ” I smell Peace Prize!”

  28. “Hey, you don’t have any horns.” “Yeah, and you don’t have a tail.”

  29. “Thank you, Gov. Romney — And thank you, Big Bird.”

  30. “Sure you won the debate, Gov. Romney. But trust me. By the end of the week, all they’ll be talking about is Big Bird.”

  31. “Lord. It’s me, Jim Lehrer. Please, reelect President Obama. So Big Bird and I can keep our jobs.”

  32. “Come here you big lug. You had me at Big Bird.”

  33. “Mark my words, the left-wing media is going to crucify you for that Big Bird gaffe.”

  34. Although victorious for the moment, a week later Gov. Romney would find himself issuing a public apology for his Big Bird gaffe in a PSA aired on PBS.