Outside the Beltway

Caption Contest Winners

Rodney Dill · Thursday, December 16, 2004 · No comments

The Crown Joules Edition OTB Caption Contest^TM is now over.

Yahoo – World Photos – Reuters

The Winners

Ne Plus Ultra: McGehee – Why they hate us

Second: (tied) Masked Menace РBjork makes her entrance to the Grammy̢۪s.

Second: (tied) Masked Menace РOne of these days I̢۪m gonna get this @^%&%$@# Christmas lights thing figured out.

Third: McTrip РWhile delighted by the outcome of her slimming program, Monica was neither thrilled by the gig her agent booked her at The Clinton Library nor at the uniform sponsored by SuctionHoses̢۪r̢۪Us.

Honorable Mention:

Ken – Abu Garb

Kate РMargaret Cho̢۪s long-lost vibrator love child.

Timmer – Madonna’s li’l girl grows up.

The next Caption Contest is already underway.