Blame Canada Lyrics and Videos

In light of posts of that title by Michelle Malkin (re: Islamic terrorists in their midst) and James Forsyth (re: global warming) I felt compelled to post lyrics to the Oscar-nominated song by that name from “South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut” to make it a trifecta. They’re rather profane, so I’ve put them under the fold.

Blame Canada South Park Movie Photo

[Update: I’ve added YouTube videos of the clip from the movie as well as Robin Williams’ Oscar version.]

Sheila: Times have changed
Our kids are getting worse
They won’t obey their parents
They just want to fart and curse!
Sharon: Should we blame the government?
Liane: Or blame society?
Dads: Or should we blame the images on TV?
Sheila: No, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their beady little eyes
And flapping heads so full of lies
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: We need to form a full assault
Everyone: It’s Canada’s fault!
Sharon: Don’t blame me
For my son Stan
He saw the damn cartoon
And now he’s off to join the Klan!
Liane: And my boy Eric once
Had my picture on his shelf
But now when I see him he tells me to fuck myself!
Sheila: Well, blame Canada
Everyone: Blame Canada
Sheila: It seems that everything’s gone wrong
Since Canada came along
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Copy Guy: They’re not even a real country anyway
Ms. McCormick: My son could’ve been a doctor or a lawyer rich and true,
Instead he burned up like a piggy on the barbecue
Everyone: Should we blame the matches?
Should we blame the fire?
Or the doctors who allowed him to expire?
Sheila: heck no!
Everyone: Blame Canada
Blame Canada
Sheila: With all their hockey hullabaloo
Liane: And that bitch Anne Murray too
Everyone: Blame Canada
Shame on Canada
For…
The smut we must stop
The trash we must bash
The Laughter and fun
Must all be undone
We must blame them and make a fuss
Before someone thinks of blaming uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuus!!!!

SABAZZ!

Background here.

See also this interview with creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone on the occasion of their Oscar nomination.

Blame Canada “South Park” Movie Video

Blame Canada Robin Williams Oscar Video

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