Caption Contest
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
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Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
michelle said i couldnt ride a two wheeler but YES I CAN!
HOPE I can CHANGE the damn tire…
As usual the President is spinning his wheels.
Obama certainly is a cool cucumber; it’s the complete opposite of Bush’s “soaked with sweat” workouts on his mountain bike.
Good grief, the guy can’t even pull off looking relaxed in a pair of jeans; he’s just a total dweeb.
Bike loans, another socialist scheme.
If I had a dollar for every African American at the Beck rally I could buy a bell for my bike.
First time Michelle let him ride without a helmut, now he doesn’t have those ankle bands to keep his cuffs out of the chain. Someone call OSHA.
The President poses for the DNC’s “Dork of the Month” calendar.
Nice helmet…..it’s gonna be funny as hell when he wipes out and one of his ears cuts down a tree…..
W. Brown
If you were not there, you would not know. That would have to be a mighty expensive bell. Oh, you are making this call using the same source of information that tell you the Democrats will hold on to the House.
I was impressed by Obama’s mighty arms. This is the leader of the free world. No wonder Putin has no respect. What a wuss.
Get off my lawn.
At least we know why Dukakis did the tragic photo-op.
Get your pedals pumpin,’ head out on the bike trail.
Looking for adventure, instead I get Epic Fail.
Yeah FLOTUS, go make it happen, take the world in a cold embrace.
Take all of their guns at once and make it all about race.
I like golf and wagyu, overreaching blunders.
Stimulatin’s in but the party’s torn asunder.
Yeah FLOTUS, go make it happen, take the world in a cold embrace.
Take all of their guns at once and make it all about race.
Like a true progressive child, we were born, born to be mild.
Hope and change’s a lie, I never even tried.
Born to be mild.
Born to be mild.
Schwinn!
The most transparent, ethical, wussified administration in history.
How does David Axelrod keep his job?
HIllary Clinton is making sure this picture runs every hour on CNN, MSNBC, ABC, CBS, and NBC.
Apparently, all the men’s bikes were taken.
“In a sort of ghastly simplicity we remove the organ and demand the function. We make men without chests and expect of them virtue and enterprise. We laugh at honour and are shocked to find traitors in our midst. We castrate and bid the geldings be fruitful.” — C. S. Lewis
Charles, Mars Bonfire would be proud of you.
I can just hear John Kay belting out the verse “Born to be Mild”. Would have completely changed American culture. Easy Rider would have had a different flavor.
BHO confirms that he is Beetle Bailey reincarnated.
I ride my bike ,I roller skate, don’t drive no car
don’t go too fast, but I go way too far!
Can’t get one of these where I come from…Kenya?
It’s not a bicycle… we’re going to pedal it as a “sprocket ship”! The solution to all of America’s transportation problems… Says a whitehouse Spokesman Robert Gibbs.
So how’s that Master of the Universe thing working out for ya?
Why do they hate us?
Another bike trail saved or created!
There is still no basement in the Alamo.
And when his progressive Keynesian hotdogging crashes the economy he jumps up, brushes himself off and says, “I meant to do that.”
(Rodney, if only you could play the music for Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure in the background while this caption contest picture is up.)
Obama: Do you think people will vote for me?
Mainstream Media: Heck yes! I’d vote for you.
Obama: Like what are my skills?
Mainstream Media: Well, you have a sweet bike.
You’re in good hands with all-statism.
Do I look like I want to win in Afghanistan?
Look, Mr. Wilson! No more training wheels!
“Gibbsy told me I gotta ride to the center.”
Yeah those Special Olympics kids are way back there on the trail.
Is this Sturgis?
(Snippet from The Mild One)
Mainstream Media What’re you regulating, Barack?
Obama: Whaddya got?
Easy Taxer
Conclusive proof that BS is a renewable source of energy!
<blockquote>If I had a dollar for every African American at the Beck rally I could buy a bell for my bike. ~ W.Brown</blockquote>
If I had a dollar for every person at the Al Sharpton rally that judged people by the content of their character instead of the color of their skin….I’d be broke.
Government Motors latest eco-model gets virtually infinite gas mileage.
You say coke I say caine,
You say John I say Wayne.
Hot dog, I say cool it man,
I don’t wanna be the President of America.
SLOW DOWN THIS IS A NABORHOOD!!!!!….PUNK!!!!….
“I engineered “Cap-and-Trade” but all I got was this lousy bike!”
Five will get you ten he blames Bush when he falls.
Picture…….PERFECT! Only thing missing is the bubble-gum cards on the clothes pin
to give him that revvy rum-rum sound as he tools up and down on the boulevard.
“Leader of the Pack”! Bammy shows off his HOGGGG to the nation; says he’s going
to let down his hair a bit and taste the wind. You go, Daddy-O!
“HELL’S ANGEL”
“We’re out of the woods and back on the right track!”
Obama takes his Green Energy initiative on the road. So far, one job saved or created.