Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, October 11, 2010
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Elmo was distraught when he learned FLOTUS planned to serve up his friends as part of the President’s arugula salad.
Hoping to avoid any contact with Michelle Obama, several muppets made the horrible mistake of hiding in the vegetable patch.
Michelle advises Elmo that he can eat her patch, and the vegetables too.
Michelle Obama proudly shows Elmo GMO veggies that taste like lasagna and demand to be eaten.
The Wicked Witch of the West Wing offers Elmo veggies more deadly than a poison apple.
When you said we were going to eat food good for the soul – I thought you meant fried chicken and watermelon.
“Cookie, I want cookie,” screamed Elmo after seeing Michelle’s healthy diet for young Americans.
“No melons here! Where’s Katy Perry?”
Elmo: Do you know what’s the hardest thing about eating a vegetable is?
Elmo: The wheelchair gets in the way.
Michelle: What? No gagh!
Michelle: “No, Eating battered vegetables, that have been deep fried, isn’t all that good for you.”
Elmo: “What about battered women?”
Michelle Obama: “We’ll be serving these up with a nice Chianti”
Lettuce and Tomato: “Wait. What!”
Elmo: “Needs bacon.”
“Where’s the Arugula?
Michelle thought bubble: “I can’t believe I’m here smiling at some damned vegetables while I talk to a f**king puppet!”
Michelle: “Tickle me, Elmo and I’ll kick your ass!”
“Live! From the West WIng garden; It’s Saturday Night!”
With hands out of sight, “Tickle Me Elmo” found her sweet tickle spot.
Elmo is just amazed that the most powerful woman in the world — according to Forbes magazine — is little more than a share cropper these days.
From the Swedish chef to the proud American…..
I like my puppets with ketchup and a side salad…Ozzy.
Tossing salad with the Tickle Me Elmoarator?
C is for kookie, that’s good enough for me.
How many vegetables are in this picture? Is this a trick question?
Elmo thought bubble: Sigh…Instead of Katy Perry’s melons I get Michelle Obama’s veggies!
“I weep for you,” Michelle said:
“I deeply sympathise.”
With sobs and tears she sorted out
Those of the largest size,
Holding her pocket-handkerchief
Before her streaming eyes.
“O Veggies,” said Michelle,
“You’ve had a pleasant run!
Shall we be trotting home again?”
But answer came there none–
And this was scarcely odd, because
she’d eaten every one.’
1) Michelle Obama with **almost** all of here fruits in her basket.
2) But is she proud of the White House veggies?
1) “Wow, Mrs. Obama. It’s amazing what you can do with human stem cells these days. Isn’t it?”
2) “Tell me First Lady. Does the president talk to all his vegetables, or just these?”
Elmo: I like “Demand to Government” salad.
Michelle: What’s that?
Elmo: Lettuce, alone.
“Who likes tossed salad?”
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