Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

(AP Photo/Sesame Workshop, Richard Termine)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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  1. Maggie Mama says:

    Elmo was distraught when he learned FLOTUS planned to serve up his friends as part of the President’s arugula salad.

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    Hoping to avoid any contact with Michelle Obama, several muppets made the horrible mistake of hiding in the vegetable patch.

  3. Michael Hamm says:

    Michelle advises Elmo that he can eat her patch, and the vegetables too.

  4. Mr. Prosser says:

    Michelle Obama proudly shows Elmo GMO veggies that taste like lasagna and demand to be eaten.

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    The Wicked Witch of the West Wing offers Elmo veggies more deadly than a poison apple.

  6. Michael Hamm says:

    When you said we were going to eat food good for the soul – I thought you meant fried chicken and watermelon.

  7. Maggie Mama says:

    “Cookie, I want cookie,” screamed Elmo after seeing Michelle’s healthy diet for young Americans.

  8. John Burgess says:

    “No melons here! Where’s Katy Perry?”

  9. FormerHostage says:

    Elmo: Do you know what’s the hardest thing about eating a vegetable is?
    Michelle: What?
    Elmo: The wheelchair gets in the way.

  10. FormerHostage says:

    Michelle: What? No gagh!

  11. rodney dill says:

    Michelle: “No, Eating battered vegetables, that have been deep fried, isn’t all that good for you.”
    Elmo: “What about battered women?”

  12. JKB says:

    Michelle Obama: “We’ll be serving these up with a nice Chianti”

    Lettuce and Tomato: “Wait. What!”

    Elmo: “Needs bacon.”

  13. Rock says:

    “Where’s the Arugula?

  14. John425 says:

    Michelle thought bubble: “I can’t believe I’m here smiling at some damned vegetables while I talk to a f**king puppet!”

    Michelle: “Tickle me, Elmo and I’ll kick your ass!”

    “Live! From the West WIng garden; It’s Saturday Night!”

  15. Michael Hamm says:

    With hands out of sight, “Tickle Me Elmo” found her sweet tickle spot.

  16. Maggie Mama says:

    Elmo is just amazed that the most powerful woman in the world — according to Forbes magazine — is little more than a share cropper these days.

  17. G.A.Phillips says:

    From the Swedish chef to the proud American…..

  18. G.A.Phillips says:

    Pickled Elmo?

  19. G.A.Phillips says:

    I like my puppets with ketchup and a side salad…Ozzy.

  20. G.A.Phillips says:

    Tossing salad with the Tickle Me Elmoarator?

  21. C is for kookie, that’s good enough for me.

  22. How many vegetables are in this picture? Is this a trick question?

  23. FormerHostage says:

    Elmo thought bubble: Sigh…Instead of Katy Perry’s melons I get Michelle Obama’s veggies!

  24. floyd says:

    “I weep for you,” Michelle said:
    “I deeply sympathise.”
    With sobs and tears she sorted out
    Those of the largest size,
    Holding her pocket-handkerchief
    Before her streaming eyes.

  25. floyd says:

    “O Veggies,” said Michelle,
    “You’ve had a pleasant run!
    Shall we be trotting home again?”
    But answer came there none–
    And this was scarcely odd, because
    she’d eaten every one.’

  26. Scott_T says:

    1) Michelle Obama with **almost** all of here fruits in her basket.

    2) But is she proud of the White House veggies?

  27. 1) “Wow, Mrs. Obama. It’s amazing what you can do with human stem cells these days. Isn’t it?”

    2) “Tell me First Lady. Does the president talk to all his vegetables, or just these?”

  28. FormerHostage says:

    Elmo: I like “Demand to Government” salad.
    Michelle: What’s that?
    Elmo: Lettuce, alone.

  29. “Who likes tossed salad?”