Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM
Monday, October 25, 2010
Winners will be announced Thursday PM
Teeheehee, Boulud is about to hand Michelle Obama not baby arugula but some poison ivy!
After a reporter asked the First Lady if she would be gardening again next year, Michelle gave him a look which could kill.
Bitch stole my arugala!
(with apologies to Fark http://www.fugly.com/media/IMAGES/Funny/bitch_stole_my_fish_funny_picture.jpg)
Princess Michelle will only permit the world-famous French Chef and Restaurateur, Daniel Boulud, to prepare HER veggies for dinner at the White House.
No, kid it’s not, Where do you think you are, California?
“You see, under our new ‘Soylent Green’ initiative, we are able to harvest over 5lbs of Arugula from just one 65lb boy, providing healthy vegetables and helping moderate world population for years to… wait, why are you all looking at me that way?”
Michelle, your bush needs trimming.
Obama youth salute the First Lady after being ordered to exchange their teddy bears for the new cuddly Arugula doll.
Bring me a shrubbery!
Mrs. President? Why are you dressed like Michael Jackson?
Chef: “Here veggies. Eat ’em good, yum yum. President wife- she like ’em goooood!”
Kid: You promised McDonald’s when this is over!
Un-happy Meals (TM).
Michelle looks like she could use more fiber!
Chef: When you kids get the “munchies”, eat these, not chip ‘n dip.
Chef: And this is only a dime bag.
Mr. Whipple, that toilet paper squeezy guy, has been reincarnated to introduce his new line of recyclable “Green” toilet paper.
Michelle: WTF – Arugula salad again!
Only a pesky reporter from Fox would have the nerve to ask the First Lady if she knew the recipe for Avocado, Beet and Arugula Salad with Chevre Tartine.
Apparently the First Lady is filming a commercial supporting California’s Prop 19.
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