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Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM



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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

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  1. First Lady Michelle Obama searches the local Toys For Tots bin for non fat-free toys

  2. John425 says:

    Michelle (thought bubble): “Hmmmm…Play-Doh. Barack will love this for Christmas!”

    Michelle thinks the Marine “Toys-for-Tots” program is all about gifts for her family.

  3. Herb says:

    Toys for tots? How about Toys for Trotskyites?

  4. Alex Knapp says:

    When asked to comment, Sarah Palin noted, “There goes those Obamas again, promoting their socialist agenda to give toys to poor kids. Why can’t those kids get a job and pay for their own toys?”

  5. Festivus for the rest of us says:

    and, a few last minute items for republican senators.

  6. Mr. Prosser says:

    The First Lady donates extra material for McCain’s Kackel Dackel.

  7. Thought bubble: Play Doh? Kids could eat this. I think more legislation is necessary.

  8. “Mommy, that Santa Claus scares me.”

  9. peterh says:

    The Christmas workabees……Merry Christmas….

  10. …. and they call her Nanny Claws.

  11. “I am smiling.”

  12. Zelsdorf Ragshaft III says:

    Michelle says” this nice play dough is for Alex. maybe he can learn to play nice”. Not!

  13. anjin-san says:

    “Once I have rounded up all the toys in the stores, I will seize the means of toy production.”

  14. Maggie Mama says:

    This is the first time in my adult life Santa’s “little” elf doesn’t do it for me!

    One for Barack, two for me; one for Barack, two for ….ME!

    Marines get enough “dough” so I’ll just take this one back home again.

    I’m not quite sure but does “tots” sound like a racist comment?

    Santa asked the tot if he was naughty or nice and the little brat said “Don’t ask, don’t tell.”

  15. mannning says:

    Oh goodie! Something to do on those long trips we take all the time on AF-1, or 2, or…

  16. John425 says:

    When asked to comment, Sarah Palin noted, “There goes that Alex Knapp again, promoting his socialist agenda to give toys to poor kids. Next year he’ll probably be sending them to reeducation camps.

  17. Zelsdorf Ragshaft III says:

    Wookie delivering low grade toys to the needy.

  18. floyd says:

    Holding a model in her hand to copy, Michelle buys 24 “diverse” colors of clay to populate her garden…. hoping to prove once and for all, that Democrats are Smarter than God!

  19. floyd says:

    Another trillion dollars worth of “Play Dough” donated to buy “Toys” for the “Tots” in congress.

  20. Maggie Mama says:

    Help! Someone needs to tell FLOTUS that wearing red at Christmas doesn’t always make a “fashion statement.”

  21. JazzShaw says:

    “How is it that I still don’t have a flunkie to do this stuff?”

  22. 1) “Uncertain as to the age appropriateness of the toys she has just purchased for her husband, the first lady asks the cashier if any pose a choking hazard.”

  23. 2) “Now with Rahm Emanuel gone, the first lady has only three kids left back at the White House to shop for this Xmas.”

  24. 3) “Very much the socially conscience advocate for children’s health, the first lady only shops for Xmas gifts in the lead-free toy section of the department store.”

  25. 4) “Hoping it’s not too late for her husband, the first lady scours the store for a ‘Baby Einstein Inner Republican Child Discovery Kit’ for 2012.”

  26. 5) The first lady only saw it fit that she play Santa this Xmas, seeing how her husband played Krampus to progressives by extending the Bush W. tax cuts to the rich.”

  27. 6) “Further proof that the nation is out of the recession and no longer living beyond its means, the first lady selects at the register as her preferred method of payment: debit over credit.”

  28. 7) “Not wishing to offend any Republicans or Blue Dog Democrats, the first lady sets aside the few toys left that are still made in America.”

  29. 8) “Now with Rahm Emanuel gone, the first lady has only three kids left to shop for this Xmas.”

  30. 9) “Further proof that the nation is out of the recession and no longer living beyond its means, the first lady selects at the register as her preferred method of payment (just like her husband): debt (printing more money) over credit (borrowing more money).”

  31. Maggie Mama says:

    Doesn’t her expression just exude “COMFORT AND JOY”!?!

  32. Linda says:

    Hmmm…. Let’s see… I’ll take this… and this… and this… and this… Gee, this toy donation bin is a great place for me to do my Chri— er… Holiday taking of gifts for the family.