Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM




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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.

Comments

  1. Noah Pology says:

    Like many an eccentric billionare, Mark Zuckerberg, fresh from his recent success with Goldman-Sachs’ investment, has decided to buy everybody’s pants.

  2. Noah Pology says:

    As if the ignominy of a Bed-Bug infestation were not bad enough, New Yorkers are now faced with an outbreak of Ants-in-the-Pants.

  3. Winghunter says:

    “Yes, I thought it was strange the TSA agents wanted just our pants for a second security check – Did you get a good look at their badges or where they went?”

  4. Noah Pology says:

    Excited at the chance to be in a movie, these extras, awaiting the directors cue, were certain that ‘Pantywaist’ (the follow-up to the cult favorite ‘Cloverfield’) will be an even bigger success.

  5. JazzShaw says:

    Yeah, in retrospect we probably shouldn’t have scheduled this in January.

  6. JazzShaw says:

    I can admit when I’m wrong. This speed dating thing is a lot less geeky than I’d heard.

  7. Noah Pology says:

    Noramlly the only person not wearing pants in public, Grayson Williamson III admitted he felt “oddly uncomfotable” in this crowd.

  8. Noah Pology says:

    Living in constant fear of being the last person to spot the latest fashion trend, New York hipsters may have reacted hastily to the rumor that the bottom was about to fall out of the market.

  9. Some new Members of Congress are objecting to the enhanced security on Capitol Hill

  10. Mr. Prosser says:

    Truth in labelling at the matrimonial market allows browsing grooms to avoid any browsing brides who may have a bad ass.

  11. JazzShaw says:

    New Yorkers find interesting ways to cut back on expenses after latest tax hikes.

  12. JKB says:

    With privacy all but gone, New Yorkers air there dirty laundry in public

  13. Noah Pology says:

    “No, I don’t feel cold at all. In fact I’m quite comfortable, why do you ask?….Hey! Quit looking down there! Not cool man, not cool!”

  14. Maggie Mama says:

    Now that “DADT” is history a whole new cadre of potential recruits line up to join the Army.

  15. Maggie Mama says:

    Isn’t this the casting-call line for “American Idol Gone Wild”?

  16. Maggie Mama says:

    Nope, we’re just THE Fruit of The Loom.

  17. Franklin says:

    “Hey, guys, has anyone else noticed the misnomer on this young lady’s undergarments?”

  18. John Burgess says:

    Aspirants to the title of Emperor audition around the world.

  19. Michael Hamm says:

    Guys “shortcomings” on display for all to see.

  20. Maggie Mama says:

    Right-wing radicals have decided to replace all gun-related political speech with butt-metaphors.

  21. TSA? I thought the sign said T&A.

  22. The gathering thong, I mean throng.

  23. Phase two of the underpants gnome theory begins.

  24. Baby, it’s cold outside…

  25. Where will Jules Winnfield keep his wallet?

  26. The one day of the year where a burka might make sense in New York.

  27. Wisely, the Naked Cowboy takes the day off.

  28. Finally, the question of boxers or briefs can be definitively answered without equivocation.

  29. rodney dill says:

    The OTB ‘We have no ponce‘ day went grotesquely awry.

  30. It’s not enough to build a stable business on, but for one day the disposable seat warmer concession does a booming business.

  31. Sans-culottes or sans sense?

  32. In related news, David Letterman’s production company filed for bankruptcy protection today.

  33. Docker’s “wear the pants” campaign experienced an epic fail today…

  34. Actually, it doesn’t look bad at all.

  35. G.A.Phillips says:

    Buch of ass Clowns?

  36. G.A.Phillips says:

    lol err…

  37. John425 says:

    Los Angelenos realize they are about to have their asses taxed off.

    Truth in Packaging: All that cellulite really does make for a bad ass.

  38. Kind of makes the whole, “I’m not wearing any pants, film at 11” joke unfunny, doesn’t it?

  39. Fill your lungs with the Derry air.

  40. Say welcome to our old friend Sweeps Week.

  41. “Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it’s usually something unusual.” — John Winger

  42. Peterh says:

    Bryan Fischer has just issued a warning stating that participating in no-pants-day may make you gay….

  43. Maggie Mama says:

    Something tells me they never saw the program “What Not To Wear”.

  44. I see London, I see France…

  45. Michael Hamm says:

    And for enjoyment tomorrow – a day without shirts.

  46. Michael Hamm says:

    Today’s reality show contest is – Find the skid marked undies.

  47. FormerHostage says:

    Well, they WERE predicting a short market.

  48. FormerHostage says:

    The avant guarde production of “Puss ‘n Boots” was tentatively titled “Tux ‘n Butts”

  49. FormerHostage says:

    It’s SHRINKAGE!!!

  50. I needed to pay closer attention when my broker advised me against using naked shorts.

  51. John425 says:

    Voters line up to take it in the shorts.

  52. FormerHostage says:

    The “No Label Movement” is just like Hanes underwear: No label and filled with tools, nuts, and asses.