Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM

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Winners will be announced Monday

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Rodney Dill
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Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. Maggie Mama says:

    I’m explaining ‘BLING’ to King Abdullah.

    King Abdullah gave me this necklace so I could wear the Peace Prize to work.

    Actually it’s Michelle’s, but I borrowed it for the occasion.

    The State Dept. gave it to me so I would remember not to bow down any more …. cause if I do, I can’t get back up!

  2. Maggie Mama says:

    This award from King Abdullah is for being “The Biggest Loser.” (Pun intended.)

  3. anjin-san says:

    Obama had already clearly stated “No, there won’t be any kissing”.

  4. JazzShaw says:

    Say, you guys don’t have any pandas, do you?

  5. JazzShaw says:

    “You know, that Bush guy liked holding my hand too. You guys really ARE alike!”

  6. JKB says:

    At the dance in Riyadh. Barack: “I can’t believe the king danced with me. I didn’t have to put out or nothing.”

  7. JazzShaw says:

    “It was a totally understandable mistake, sir. We can’t figure out a thing Joe Biden says either.”

  8. Michael Hamm says:

    Saudi Arabia awards its Medal of Honor to President Barack Obama for once again selling out the Israeli nation.

  9. John425 says:

    Obama: “it gives me great pleasure to introduce to you the new American Ambassador to Israel!”

    Obama: “Abdullah, Hizballah, Ayatollah, Cumbayah, what’s the difference? A rose by any other name would still smell.”

  10. G.A.Phillips says:

    All we need now is the bracelet of Anubis….

  11. Michael Hamm says:

    Look Ma – No Blood Libel on my hands this trip.

  12. mpw280 says:

    It was Michelle’s belt but it got to small, so I am using it as a necklace now. mpw

  13. Sheik, shake?

    It’s good to be the king, er, I mean, president.

  14. rodney dill says:

    Obama: “How do you get a muslim outta a tree?”
    Sheik: “Call the cell phone attached to his suicide bomb.”

  15. rodney dill says:

    Sheik: “If I had one wish from a magic genie, I would wish for a wall 50 miles high around all the Islam countries so we could live in peace without the infidels, what would you wish for Mr. President?”
    Obama: “For the Genie to fill up the inside of the wall with oil.”

  16. rodney dill says:

    Sheik: “Didja get a free bowl of soup with that bling?”

  17. rodney dill says:

    DRUDGEBREAKING: Manhattan sold again…. same deal as last time…. Developing

  18. floyd says:

    Obama decides it’s ok to make friends with the KKK, since they revealed their ethnic diversity.

  19. floyd says:

    Even with all of her shopping, finds someone more “chic” than Michelle!

  20. floyd says:

    Even with all of her shopping, Barack finds someone more “chic” than Michelle!

  21. Peterh says:

    Hey….it’s a handshake…’s not like I’m prancing down the walkway holding hands…..

  22. anjin-san says:

    Saudi Arabia awards its Medal of Honor to President Barack Obama for taking down the Iranian nuclear program without killing anyone.

  23. Mr. Prosser says:

    OK, guys. One more time: Guy on the right, Arab, Muslim, king. Guy on the left, natural-born United States citizen, Christian, President of the United States.

  24. FormerHostage says:

    That’s our president…always willing to give Arabs hand jobs.

  25. John425 says:

    Obama thought bubble: “Damn, the Republicans are gonna love this–me shaking hands with a guy in a dress.”

    Obama thought bubble: “Beard+dress=crossdresser.”

  26. Cowboy Blob says:

    It’s FLAVOR FAV!

  27. MikeM_inMd says:

    A black man in Arab-made chains. Hmmm. Where have I heard of that before?

  28. Baby, it’s gold outside…

  29. All that’s left is a band of gold. All that’s left of the dream I hold is a band of gold…

  30. Hey, where’s my watch?

  31. I apologize for keeping oil under $100 a barrel for so long.

  32. Sheik, your booty?

  33. Please tell me you also got one for my wife.

  34. Funky gold Medina.

  35. And I brought you some DVDs.

  36. Maggie Mama says:

    While Obama loved the King’s outfit, he couldn’t help but tell Abdullah that a wide black belt, like Michelle wears, might just make the final fashion statement.

  37. FormerHostage says:

    What’s the difference between these two?
    One is a despot who rules with no concern for his subjects only the retention of power and privilege and uses his nation’s wealth to bribe and coerce greedy and ignorant people into letting him have his way…and the other is a Saudi prince.