Thursday, June 19, 2008
Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM
Winners will be announced Monday PM
Look George -it’s Obama coming down on a cloud!
That’s how high the seas will rise if you don’t sign Kyoto George.
That darned gorilla keeps climbing that building to peek in that blond’s apartment.
Remember when your approval ratings were that high, George?
That stain is from the royal spitting contest of 1277.
“I say, it seems like Russert still has a few questions for you, Georgie.”
* Music video: “Ballad of the 12 lb Robin”
* We think Michelangelo is still up there someplace, paiting.
* See? I told you Velveeta sticks to the ceiling….
* What we dd was have paintings of the rooms upstairs painted on these ceilings… so I never have to go upstairs
* Mirror, Mirror, on the ceiling, whose face will leave them reeling?
* How many cats do you have, ma’am?
Hey George! Look at the famous sculpture creation of Ancient Greek on the roof
“And so when the time is right in Denver, Hillary will swoop down from the rafters …”
“Gas prices keep going up and up and up.”
“Look! George! What a great job Brownie is doing!”
“And one night when we were really tanked, Phillip and I made love while riding the chandelier.”
* … and we did “Fiddler on the roof” in here last year….
* C’mon, Mr. Wallenda….
* “Is that a _chicken_ up there?”
* The truth is up there. So is Mulder.
* (Nod to Ray Stephens) How’d you get that big ol’ Harley up there on the high dive, anyway?
* I once had a hairdo that was ruined by that ceiling fan..
That’s where we’re going to hang the disco ball. And the remaining members of N.W.A., will be reuniting for this one show. Gunna be a real humdinger Georgie!
I think it was that smiling bird that got you.
If you are me and you stand here for a moment, Diana’s voice says, “God save the Queen.” And then she says, “Because there will be hell to pay when I get ahold of her.”
And up there is were we keep Charles’ Family Jewels.
Queen: “Up there are the cheap seats. We put visiting Democrats and Scots in them.”
Man, 8 years has sure aged Laura.
The Queen points out sniper positions as the pair dodged bullets on the way to the reception.
Hah, Hah. Monkeys always look.
While the Queen distracted George, the King hit on Laura.
The Queen distracts George to keep him from staring at her codpiece.
“I know I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman; but I have the heart and stomach of a king, and of a king of England too. Look, there they are up there.”
If you keep your eyes on the chandelier, Mr. President, you won’t see the bottomless pit you’re about to walk into.
The Madness of King George
Pomp and circumstance.
Bush: “Wow! Cirque du Soliel fits in your house!
“That’s where we hang leaders of rebellious people. And we still consider your states to be in rebellion …”
Oh, it’s that dreadful French Spiderman climbing the Tower again. If I had a gun…P’kew! P’kew!
That how big Prince Charles’s ears used to be
Is that John McCain flapping his wings?
It’s a bird; it’s a plane; no, it’s your father sky diving again.
Queen: “We did it up there once.”
Queen: “In a previous contest, Dill had that huge Egyptian statue standing dockside at the Thames.”
“Made you look.”
And watch out for Obama, he thinks he can fly.
“See George, You Can Nail Jello To A Wall.”
(Inspired By “Meet The Press”)
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