Caption Contest

Time for the Thursday OTB Caption ContestTM


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Winners will be announced Monday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. DL says:

    Look George -it’s Obama coming down on a cloud!

  2. DL says:

    That’s how high the seas will rise if you don’t sign Kyoto George.

    That darned gorilla keeps climbing that building to peek in that blond’s apartment.

  3. William d'Inger says:

    Remember when your approval ratings were that high, George?

  4. William d'Inger says:

    That stain is from the royal spitting contest of 1277.

  5. Maggie Mama says:

    “I say, it seems like Russert still has a few questions for you, Georgie.”

  6. Bithead says:

    * Music video: “Ballad of the 12 lb Robin”

    * We think Michelangelo is still up there someplace, paiting.

    * See? I told you Velveeta sticks to the ceiling….

    * What we dd was have paintings of the rooms upstairs painted on these ceilings… so I never have to go upstairs

    * Mirror, Mirror, on the ceiling, whose face will leave them reeling?

    * How many cats do you have, ma’am?

  7. Divesh Jain says:

    Hey George! Look at the famous sculpture creation of Ancient Greek on the roof

  8. Kenny says:

    “And so when the time is right in Denver, Hillary will swoop down from the rafters …”

    “Gas prices keep going up and up and up.”

    “Look! George! What a great job Brownie is doing!”

  9. Wyatt Earp says:

    “And one night when we were really tanked, Phillip and I made love while riding the chandelier.”

  10. Bithead says:

    * … and we did “Fiddler on the roof” in here last year….

    * C’mon, Mr. Wallenda….

    * “Is that a _chicken_ up there?”

    * The truth is up there. So is Mulder.

    * (Nod to Ray Stephens) How’d you get that big ol’ Harley up there on the high dive, anyway?

    * I once had a hairdo that was ruined by that ceiling fan..

  11. Elmo says:

    That’s where we’re going to hang the disco ball. And the remaining members of N.W.A., will be reuniting for this one show. Gunna be a real humdinger Georgie!

  12. elliot says:

    I think it was that smiling bird that got you.

  13. Rachel Edith says:

    If you are me and you stand here for a moment, Diana’s voice says, “God save the Queen.” And then she says, “Because there will be hell to pay when I get ahold of her.”

  14. Dennis says:

    And up there is were we keep Charles’ Family Jewels.

  15. John425 says:

    Queen: “Up there are the cheap seats. We put visiting Democrats and Scots in them.”

  16. yetanotherjohn says:

    Man, 8 years has sure aged Laura.

    The Queen points out sniper positions as the pair dodged bullets on the way to the reception.

    Hah, Hah. Monkeys always look.

    While the Queen distracted George, the King hit on Laura.

  17. Timmer says:

    “Ooooh, shiny.”

  18. The Queen distracts George to keep him from staring at her codpiece.

  19. “I know I have the body but of a weak and feeble woman; but I have the heart and stomach of a king, and of a king of England too. Look, there they are up there.”

  20. Maniakes says:

    If you keep your eyes on the chandelier, Mr. President, you won’t see the bottomless pit you’re about to walk into.

  21. The Madness of King George

  22. Pomp and circumstance.

  23. John425 says:

    Bush: “Wow! Cirque du Soliel fits in your house!

  24. MikeM says:

    “That’s where we hang leaders of rebellious people. And we still consider your states to be in rebellion …”

  25. Cowboy Blob says:

    Oh, it’s that dreadful French Spiderman climbing the Tower again. If I had a gun…P’kew! P’kew!

  26. Beau says:

    That how big Prince Charles’s ears used to be

  27. Is that John McCain flapping his wings?

  28. It’s a bird; it’s a plane; no, it’s your father sky diving again.

  29. John425 says:

    Queen: “We did it up there once.”

  30. John425 says:

    Queen: “In a previous contest, Dill had that huge Egyptian statue standing dockside at the Thames.”

  31. Jim says:

    “Made you look.”

  32. Elmo says:

    And watch out for Obama, he thinks he can fly.

  33. “See George, You Can Nail Jello To A Wall.”
    (Inspired By “Meet The Press”)

  34. Elmo says:

    And that’s your fault too!