Caption Contest

Time for the Monday OTB Caption ContestTM

Couldn’t find Jimmy, but we can sing the blues

(AP Photo/Chris Carlson)

Winners will be announced Thursday PM

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Rodney Dill
About Rodney Dill
Rodney is an IT Implementation Consultant in the Motor City and working within the Automotive Industry. He contributed to OTB from November 2004 until retiring in July 2017, hosting some 1200 OTB Caption Contests.


  1. “I’m Going To Squeeze Your Lemon Till A Mynock Runs Down My Leg!”

  2. “Is You Feeling Me?”

  3. Yo, Luke? Who yo daddy is?

  4. “I Got The Force Within Me!!!!”

  5. “My Asteroid Belt Is Too Tight!!!!!”

  6. McGehee says:

    “Luke, there’s something more you need to know…”

  7. Josh Cohen says:


    (song by Whitney Vader, Darth Vader’s estranged second wife)

  8. Lindy R. Dole says:

    Darth Satchmo

  9. SgtFluffy says:

    After the humiliating defeat by the Rebels, Darth Vader hit the road with with his act, “Vader and the Clones”

  10. SgtFluffy says:

    Vader: Can I get an Amen for the band!

  11. Mark says:

    George Lucas’s blaxploitation edition of Star Wars has done remarkably well since its DVD release in May.

  12. Gollum says:

    Say what you want, at least we’re not Lordi.

  13. Darth needs to cut down on the doughnuts.

  14. In the third sign of the apocalypse, MTV will consider grown men who dress up in star wars costumes to be cool.

  15. Mark says:

    I’m Darth Vader, bitch!

  16. Hodink says:

    Seeing that Nagin was back in NO, Marion Barry donned a new guise. He’s running for Mayor of DC again on the Forgive & Forget ticket.

  17. FormerHostage says:

    May the Farce be with you.

  18. FormerHostage says:

    Girth Vader

  19. FormerHostage says:

    We are DEVO.

  20. FormerHostage says:


  21. walrus says:

    1. Don’t know why, there’s no sun up in the sky
    storm -orm Troopers.
    Keepin’ my gal and I from being together.

    2. Give it up for the hardest working Jedi in the business…

    3. And for my next impression, Jesse Owens!

  22. Scott_T says:

    1) Feelings, nothing but Feelings….

    2) Welcome to the show, I’ve got Trooper Leader on base guitar and Boba Fett on drums tonight…

  23. McCain says:

    Liberals celebrate Intergalactic Diversity Day.

  24. Gollum says:

    From Lucasfilms’ Vault of Abandoned Projects comes . . . Star Wars Episode 5 & 1/2: The Empire’s Trite Black.

  25. Adjustah says:

    “Request accepted, Captain Needa…”

  26. Elmo says:

    Come on baby… Don’t fear the Reaper
    Baby take my hand… Don’t fear the Reaper
    We’ll be able to fly… Don’t fear the Reaper
    Baby I’m your man…

  27. Ingress says:

    ” … out came the frigging sun and dried up all the rain and the titsy bitsy spider crawled up the bugger again.”

    MTV For Toddlers

  28. Scott_T says:

    1) “…. Master and Servant ….” (ht: Metallica) 🙂

    2) Can’t we just all get along? (As Rebel Troopers storm the concert.)

    3) So that’s what James Earl Jones looked like when he did the voice huh? Been a long time since Episode 4 was 1st released.

  29. TheHat says:

    Bill Clinton, the first white-black-guy belts one out.

  30. Despite his greatest efforts, Barry White could never sing in falsetto.

  31. Mark says:

    You know it’s hard out here for a pimp,
    When he tryin to get this money for the rent..

  32. Allan says:

    Oliver Willis, Kos (Boba Fett), and Glenn Greenwald (Stormtrooper) perform Daryl Worley’s ‘Have you forgotten?’

  33. Gaijin Biker says:

    The rebel base will be within firing range in fifteen minutes… With any luck, that should be just before my fame runs out.

  34. McGehee says:

    “What is thy bidding … hey wait a minute! I gotta call this white dude massa!?”

  35. FormerHostage says:

    There’s muther****in’ SNAKES on the stage!

  36. Scott_T says:

    Michelle Malkin here with my latest Vent. It seems everything at “Right Talk” is not what it seems. It is worse than we all had expected actually, here is the latest behind the scene footage of Ace-of-Spade’s blogger Ace, dressed not in his Dungeon’s and Dragons clothes he has confessed about before but as Darth Vader, something he’s never confessed to. And behind him is Jeff Goldstein and apparently the “real reason” his voice sounds so bad on air as he refuses to remove the Boba Fett helmet when outside his house. Shocking news for all of us on the Right it seems that I bring to you all today.

  37. Bithead says:

    Look… these outfits are a bit over the top for a Barry Manilow Cover band, don’t you think?

  38. Skyyyyyyyyyrockets in flight… afternoon delight…

  39. Rachel Edith says:

    “If you will turn in your hymnal to 341 – This is My Father’s World.”

  40. Rodney Dill says:

    “OK, now Darth, take off your helmet.”

  41. Rodney Dill says:

    Excerpt from Mel Brooks, new
    “The new Sith is a N..”(DONG)

  42. Scott_T says:

    An excerpt from Mel Brooks “The History of Star Wars, Part 1”.

    “It’s good to have the force.” (wink)

  43. Elmo says:

    Paris Hilton’s new reggae album surprised many people.

  44. DaveD says:

    It was a sure sign of recovery that the Blues were being heard again in New Orleans. But mold was still a concern for some people.

  45. Roger says:

    With apologies to Lennon/McCartney…

    It was 20 years ago today
    Vader taught the band to play
    There’s one thing he wants Luke to know
    I’m your daddy, yo
    Please join the Dark Side today, today!

  46. Austin says:

    Boba Fett, Mid-Life Crisis…

  47. Adjustah says:

    The “LOTR:The Musical”-Killer…

  48. Hermoine says:

    “Intergalactic Marriage was struck down by the Senate. Permit Intergalactic Marriage. We should be allowed to suffer just like the rest of you.'”

  49. Lasting Magic says:

    “It Was A One-Eyed One-Horned Flying Purple People Eater.”

  50. FreakyBoy says:

    Lando is seduced by the Dark Side All You Can Eay Buffet.

  51. Adjustah says:

    Hootie swore that this would be their last Bar Mitzvah…